2021-03-28 at 1:02 AM UTC
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I bought a computer.
Tell Chell to call me when you go to sleep.
These niggas hate the same thing they bitches love.
thanks, i don't like that shit tho.
You ever discharge a pistol and make your boy's baby mama say you were fuckin her the whole night?
Yea this shit my favorite, I love that fuckin draco they only have one of.
go fuck yourself
free my niggas from jail
if not we gonna escape
traffickin through the mail
Make sure my shit come, the double take
Slidin everyday,
We come from catchin these plays
I'm the shooter but i'm waitin
your mom rolls up and we finna spray.
if you ever saw me run,
just know the police was behind me
How i do this dumbass embedded video shit
he try to run off
I drop that draco where he spine at
7.62 I got that name cuz i find it
This block about to be where you die at.
i identify as the broken ford we can't get out
hey everyone didn't know D(X)m was bundy.
Here we call it tussin or syrup.
I drink you know not a lot of it, but I do sit and sip here and there.
Drink about 1 bottle a month. And by 1 bottle a month, I dirnk 12 bottles in one week, once a year.
Drank two so far this year, both turned out to be memorable moments. Might drink one soon. IDK, stay tuned.
They asked me if I wanna press charges and my attorney told them, yes. They're charging him with battery and I hope I get paid from this
So I go to walmart not to steal, like to get good deals and some lemons. I drink lemon water.
So I'm in the back, puttzin with stuff, Maybe I did have my shirt up and maybe there was some product goin some dodgey places
i was finna purchase that! But not when you makin me all uncomfortable and shit watchin me steal and what not.
ABORT MISSION. Mind you I'm drunk as shit, i'm still a little drunk.
So I'm walkin out, and I'm in a like a racing jacket IDK what you call them. I bought it for my boy whose a mechanic, it's dale earnhardt or his dad or some shit. Anyway, point being it's a tight fitting jacket and I was free ballin eqiuvalent of a shirt.
I'm walkin out, and this kid grabs me by my left arm. Now when I say kid, this boy looks about 16. I grab his arm with my left hand, and use my left hand on his bicep and say "What the fuck you grabbin me for"
We walk up he's sputtering his words. I got a fuckin death grip on his bicwep, squeezing like it getting milked, i'm making him explain tot he CSM that he grabbed me.
We're callin the cops.
We're lockin shit down.
We're shuttin shit up.
He said somethings under my shirt. Now I"m in the front of walmart at 8pm on a friday, half naked, demanding to know what's under my shirt that he stopped me and grabbed me.
Tried calling walmart, was told "Shelly" who doesn't know her last name, doesn't know what her position ("ARe you sure ma'am? Walmart.com said to call and get your name and position, but you don't have a last name or a job title?") simultaneously my attornies callin and shit.
So basically shelly who doesn't havea last name, doesn't know who her manager is, doesn't know when the manager works there, and doesn't know whot he young man who grabbed me is.
*half way through*
"Bitch I told you this shits all recorded, can you stop tripping over your own words, please? You're not making sense."
Then I drove to target.
God Bless my dead.
That plane bot to land, I meet at the hangar
You wanted more rap sonsg, this no banger
Your bitch wanna date, two bills, I bang her
never heard of bundy, interested cuz it's new and I'm a drug addict.
ITT: OP laments the passing of time and now that he's over 18 no one legally has to interact with him
