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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I hate k2 but it's my favorite drug. I dont go down and buy any of it cuz I know the first will not end with 1 bag, ill be back down there tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. Easier just to say fuck it.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Tuesday (7/28), 11am Central www.tinychat.com/tinybltc
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    If you want to have a cook along this is what you need.

    Potatos: Get the big fatty ones, rinse that shit unless you want to eat dirt.
    Salsa: If you're too poor to buy salsa just hit up the taco bell and take all their fire & verde sauce, mix together for win.
    Cheese: Buy cheddar, you want cheddar.
    Meat: IDGAF what kinda meat you use, just cook that shit done before hand. I'm not waiting for you to simmer it. I'm already going to have bacon I precooked.
    Sour Cream: Totally optional.

    Butter/Milk (You're making mashed potatos with the empties from the inside of the potato, or give that shit to your dog, up to you)

    We're making something like this, it'll look a lot shittier and it wont' have the basil on top (I think that's basil) but it'll be tasty af.

    Bring your own BBQ sauce for max results.

  4. Bradley Florida Man
    You've still never mentioned what it is you do for a living. And yes, as long as I am depressed and not taking medication, I will probably remain "poor." That's how it works, and I've never denied that. We don't all have our shit together while surrounded by fat stacks like you, John Smith.


    He collects SSI.

    He uploaded a picture of the deposit screen a long time ago to prove he had money for a give away or something like that.

    Grats on the 700, don't forget about WU Semisazas ilke 8$ so he can get his heroin.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Isn't he Sophie on here? Wouldn't he want to just stay where he child loving is legal?
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Would you recommend getting a moped, and if so what kind?
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I feel ___upset_______, when you ____post__________, because ______its shitty______________.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    It is sploo.

    I don't believe it either.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV0bqASKAY8

    Nero's Jam
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Double nah
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Ok I would like to make a request for the cooking show. I would like to see you make the following: a Baked Alaska.



    Well I don't eat sweets, so this will not happen.

    I will request a baked potato around midnight CST tonight. Thanks in advance.

    Tuesday's gonna be Full Loaded Mexican Potato Boats. Basically like a supreme baked potato.

    [FONT=inherit]ranch…..as a substitute in alfredo……………………………………. ………………………………………….. …………………………………..

    so, all this is going to be prison recipes, or what?[/FONT]

    …………………………….

    And no, it's not going to be all prison recipies. I offered only 1 prison recipie (i know like 20) and you jump on that band wagon. Come for the life advice and I'll tell you what to do with yourself while I make a baked potato boat or whatever the fuck I Just called it.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    whenever we want, no one came in today so it got canceled.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    I know who you are, I spent some time reading everything here before signing up.

    How you been buddy? Where's your crazy black lady avatar.

    But no i don't fuck with the other sites besides RDFRN briefly.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I just wanna put this out there.

    First off fuck Israel.

    Fuck those jedis.

    I hope the Arabs over run their borders and slit every man, woman and child's throat.

    Give Palestine to the Palestine and eliminate the enemy of the world.

    Fuck those people and fuck our Zionist-loving government that protects them.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I vote no based on the fact he likes to play guitar with his mic on on tinychat.

    Like bro, do you think you're mash or some shit?
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    How much does that cost at your place of employment?


    Well currently I work fast food but over there. It didn't exist as an item. I jsut got bored and made it.

    If a customer wanted it, I"d probably just charge them oh say for the steak sammich w/o fries so like 7.99$.

    The Mac and Cheese bites are 6 for 4.29 which is ridiculous but I don't pay shit so.........
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Throwback Thursday, Here's me at my first job (14/15 ish?) washing dishes, I ended up getting promoted to prep cook & dish washer.

    Notice how there's no dishes except the silverware? Yeah that silverware is going in for the THIRD time.

    Told yall i knew what i was doing.

  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Hi Everyone. Every Tuesday and Thursday morning (and normally every day but we'll plan for those days) I host a cooking show in Tinychat. (www.tinychat.com/tinybltc)

    Basically I have like 7-8 years kitchen experience and have worked at a total of 4 restaurants, 5 if you count the taco bell. And managed one of them.

    Anyway, it ruined my soul and I seen some shit but i learned how to make baller ass food. However I'm kinda poor right now and we don't get food stamps anymore so our card has to last us until either my mom or I decided to spend money on real food. Anyways, I will make delicious foods that you can watch me make, along with my (drunk) commentary. I also provide life advice, burn myself kinda often (doesn't really hurt that much) and yell at my dog for getting under foot.

    I will always take suggestions!
    Somethings I have done in the past:

    Jalepeno Hot Dog Qeasadillas
    Extra creamy, extra cheesy Macaroni and Cheese
    Prison Burrito/Hook Up (Ramen and CHeetos and a bunch of ingredients)
    All American Breakfast (with a slim jim cuz i ran out of meet)
    Loaded Pancake Tacos (Strawberrys, Blueberries, whipped cream)
    Those shitty ass polish pizza open faced sammiches.

    Somethings I plan on doing int he future:
    Slow cooked beer brots
    Shredded pulled pork (slow cooked)
    Really hooking up that shitty ass pizza you bought 5 for 10$
    BBQ Squirrel (once my buddy is sober enough to shoot me like six of them)
    Alfredo Pasta w/ whatever meat I have on hand, but instead of heavy whipping cream I'm using Ranch.

    So come into Tinychat, I eat normally early so before noon central and you can always tellme to start. Anyway happy cooking.

    Here's some photos to prove I'm not bullshitting:

    The last thing I have on file was the polish pizza open faced sammich thing. If you don't know, Polocks are like the retarded brother you have to take care of cuz mom said that from day 1.

    Anyway, it's primarily bread, mushrooms, cheese, with ketchup on top. I added meat and swiss cheese to the second one and it was way better.

    prep


    cooking


    done w/ a side of mac and cheese bites


    i grew my own sage and cilantro last year


    enjoy. And remember come to Tinychat in the morning or you're a fuck and make suggestions, nothing is too crazy.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    was that you who posted in the guestbook at taintedbrowser?


    I don't even know what a tainted browser is, bro. I"m using Chrome.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    [SIZE=12px][FONT=verdana]Those of us owned by You,
    who have trembled in delicious fear
    at Your presence,
    praise Your name,
    Odin, All-Father,
    Master of the Tree.

    Oh Son of Bestla
    Son of Borr
    born when the worlds were yet to be formed,
    born of those first generations
    to arise from Ymir’s horde,

    You with Your brothers,
    forged a new race of Gods,
    rising from violence,
    shooting toward wisdom
    like the fleetest of comets
    shooting toward the earth.

    You are called Gangleri,
    Wandering God,
    at home nowhere and everywhere;
    You are called Sigtyr,
    brilliant in Your battle-glory,
    born to conquer, to possess the world;
    You are called Grimnir,
    and by vitki Yggr,
    in honor of Your terrible time upon the Tree.

    You are known by these and many other names,
    and the paths to You are many.
    We praise them all, that You may savor
    in each of Your guises,
    and by whichever name pleases You the most
    the fermentation of our spirits.

    May these words please You oh God,
    and may You bestow upon us,
    whose mouths overflow
    with adoration and praise,
    the terrible grace of Your blessing.


    Am i doing it right?
    [/FONT][/SIZE]

    7/10. I'd have appreciated less lines, if you had written it yourself.
    Here is my example:

    Odin you sit, so great and tall.
    Upon your throne, in Valholl.
    The tree you long, lonely hung
    To find those runes unsung

    We give you are thanks
    We join your ranks
    To take us far and all
    My leader of Valholl

    Took me maybe 20 seconds to make that.
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