What are you thinking about....

1. 2021-05-03 at 2:33 PM UTC

   #3381
   WellHung Black Hole
   i want to be dead like douglas.
2. 2021-05-03 at 2:37 PM UTC

   #3382
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung i want to be dead like douglas.

   
   you aren't cool enough to die in a cool mysterious way like the other NISers. When you die nobody will even notice or care.
3. 2021-05-03 at 2:41 PM UTC

   #3383
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost you aren't cool enough to die in a cool mysterious way like the other NISers. When you die nobody will even notice or care.

   
   I'd care.
4. 2021-05-03 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #3384
   WellHung Black Hole
   how handsome my Dad is
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
5. 2021-05-03 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #3385
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Thumbs up for the young fella with good taste.
6. 2021-05-04 at 11:39 PM UTC

   #3386
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
   a weird but interesting way to die is not be around any heat sources. ie: candles, smoking cigars, weed, meth etc.. and suddenly be one of those cases were you self combust and everything is ashes but 1 hand and an entire leg. leavin people to wonder if it was Some gov level assasination and investigators scratching their heads
7. 2021-05-05 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #3387
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   they say being old & dehydrated/alcoholic contributes to that greatly. I've never heard of any really really fat people having that because so much of you is that white pulp grease, so no worries on that Jaba. You'll probably stop breathing in your sleep when you pass out on a thanksgibing afternoon, full, without your Cpap smear mask on.
8. 2021-05-05 at 1:49 AM UTC

   #3388
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   Imagine if you were so gay you died of being gay.
   
   That's Kroz.
9. 2021-05-05 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #3389
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready a weird but interesting way to die is not be around any heat sources. ie: candles, smoking cigars, weed, meth etc.. and suddenly be one of those cases were you self combust and everything is ashes but 1 hand and an entire leg. leavin people to wonder if it was Some gov level assasination and investigators scratching their heads

   
   What are some of your favourite weird but uninteresting ways to die?
10. 2021-05-05 at 1:53 AM UTC

    #3390
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    In ancient times, they'd just chain you to a wall in a dungeon and not give you any food or water until you died.
11. 2021-05-05 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #3391
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In ancient times, they'd just chain you to a wall in a dungeon and not give you any food or water until you died.

    
    In current times, sometimes they just lock you in a room for 23 hours a day, water and feed you just enough to keep you sustained. Which one is more humane?
12. 2021-05-05 at 1:57 AM UTC

    #3392
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ In current times, sometimes they just lock you in a room for 23 hours a day, water and feed you just enough to keep you sustained. Which one is more humane?

    
    I think the Chinese are "nicer" than, say, the Medieval Witch Commission.
13. 2021-05-05 at 2:19 AM UTC

    #3393
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by mmQ What are some of your favourite weird but uninteresting ways to die?

    
    when old people lose the will to live and stop eating
14. 2021-05-05 at 2:24 AM UTC

    #3394
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bradley when old people lose the will to live and stop eating

    
    Lol. Thats not interesting?
15. 2021-05-05 at 2:25 AM UTC

    #3395
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by mmQ In current times, sometimes they just lock you in a room for 23 hours a day, water and feed you just enough to keep you sustained. Which one is more humane?

    
    u have to be really naughty for them to do this
    
    back then u just had to be a different sect of protestant
16. 2021-05-05 at 2:25 AM UTC

    #3396
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Imagine if you were so gay you died of being gay.
    
    That's Kroz.

    
    ur a buffoon.
17. 2021-05-05 at 2:35 AM UTC

    #3397
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley when old people lose the will to live and stop eating

    
    That happens when the cat food runs out anyways.
18. 2021-05-05 at 2:45 AM UTC

    #3398
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That happens when the cat food runs out anyways.

    
    i hope u don't have to eat catfood spectral
    
    ur like a santa claus like figure to me
19. 2021-05-05 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #3399
    

    G African Astronaut
    Shit my cat needs wet food, Food Lion's still open.
20. 2021-05-05 at 3:08 AM UTC

    #3400
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by G Shit my cat needs wet food, Food Lion's still open.

    
    Lord Theodore has lost 3 pounds.