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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    You do have a lot of ratface like features
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Proud of you for making positive life changes
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice Lanny doesn't give a fuck, he probably thinks Wariat is good for the site.



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What are some of mine?

    You talk like a 1980s commercial
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sudo I can't walk through a barking lot by myself without singing, I never whistle or hum and hate people who do but I enjoy weirding people out with surreal singing of what are usually hip hop tunes. My favorite these days is "Freddy kreuger" by YMW MELLY (FREE MELLY) as it is melodic and beautiful but has sinister themes and I hope it makes people happy and uneasy

    I've also been having trouble finding women beautiful, even with a bunch makeup on. I've been finding my baby mama attractive tho even tho I can't stand her, as well as my old side ho who I haven't met with in months but talk to regularly. I thinm I just get emotionally invested affection erections and if we ain't on da level u can literally fuck yourself with a hairbrush, ho

    That's how I want to be where I only get love boners for one person i can make a foundation with and then ruin
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    When I watch black girls getting fucked I have to turn up the brightness on my phone lol
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I literally am not going to respond to this. I'm tired of the insult game to make me feel young because I lived in a fucked up house.

    I need change for better.

    Have a good life Bradley

    What happened to your mansion in the Mojave desert
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready No it wouldn't kill you in seconds?

    it works on water molicules. your blood would boil in seconds and you would go into cardiac arrest

    Wow u really are dumb

    Okay so microwaves heat from the outside in, your body compensates for this sightly internal heating by causing you to sweat. As the heating continues your skin will bake and essentially cool itself with the steam being released.


    It takes a small dog several minutes to die in a modern microwave, the larger and fatter u are the longer it will take u to cook. Wherever ever the rays coming will determine the hot side . If you're laying feet towards the waves origin you'll live at longer than if your fatass neck pulls them all into your thyroid coiter
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Nile Holy fuck I'm becoming one with the Chilis.





    I had like 1/3rd of a mickey of Smirnoff, thew some Chilis in there and well it's like drinking liquid fire. It's coming out of my pores between my fingertips.

    COCK BRAND.

    Do you eat them raw or only infused and cooked
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Tyrant He was staring at me smoking a joint and I asked him what he was looking at and he said "nothing, sorry" so I walked over and he got up, he was actually taller than me but he was an old bald white guy and I kept walking towards him so he looked startled and started backing up and fell over his patio table and he started getting up but I punched him in the chest and put him back through the table. He froze and I stared him down until he dropped his eyes and started staring at his chest. Then I walked back to where I was smoking and finished my joint.

    So you're doing drugs and your neighbor is sitting down, you walk into guys face and he falls out of the chair? Then you punch him through the table

    And then he is back up and now dropping his eyes

    WhyY u come on the internet and just lie to people
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Isn't that kinda like using the governments internet's to have communication with your friends and discourse ideas all virtually where like 30 years ago u would've been the Looney Old Man that hangs out at the library saying wise and crazy things that 12 people know.

    Now hundreds of people know you and people no longer have genuine relationships in person.

    Is the internet evil

    Also r u and arms merchant the same person? That's always confused me deeply.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by smokemon The Disco Druid

    Has the power to psychically induce hard-ass, crippling mushroom trips in his foes. While they rock back and forth on the ground sucking their thumb he decapitates them with his magic sword and disco dances over the corpse. In his spare time, he has a big pecker and can talk to trees.


    I know a guy who is in prison for doing that exact thing except he was giving girls LSD he made himself
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Everyone gets the royal penis the me dildos are just for when I'm tweaking or manic or most often when I wanna see my hoes holes double or triple penetrated while I come and choke them

    I'm the producer and star of BradleyBBroductions but we don't do heterosexual stuff and I would eventually merry one of the brown (NOT BLACK) ones and it be kinda fucked up to have our children watching me shove my fist into his mom's ass with 134k views on pornhub

    Or do i
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Lemme crash on ur couch homie




    Yeah from what i understand theyre all super fucking ghetto

    I live with my mom and can't have friends over cuz I get drunk do gay shit to them.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    But I don't want the black lady to be a real loud nigger and she has to at least rinse her hair periodically
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Wow I can't believe you would believe that ur priorities are higher than your indentured servant wife.

    I always wanted to have a harem of 1 black lady, 1 Mexican lady and 1 Asian lady and then just me and 2 dildos I would make out of that penis caste so I could just take turns stretching them out in new ways with my 3 big white weiners

    But how do I put that on a dating profile
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    So ur living with ur mom under HER ROOF, while she's letting you stay there, u mentioned she's almost 70 but general butt naked ur almost 50 years old your fucking self

    Be more respectful to your dying mother, she's gonna get sick cuz of you and you'll never forgive yourself for moving back in after ur brotherlooking girlfriend left u 5 years ago after u were playing with firearms all fucked up on tiny chat

    Shame on you
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    As a legal defense when the cops get involved.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    So that's a bunch of places in Wisconsin that are haunteds and people love going there so I was thinking I could dress up like a native American ghost and run up to people while they're ghost hunting and suddenly me and my friends are all tweaked out and one of us is gonna be an Indian (called it, I'm chief long dong of the pale horsecock tribe), one will be a guy in all camo who looks like a soldier, and then one will be quick Mix Ready who looks like a corpse already.

    And just do spooky shit and follow people and if they have nice shit rob them of everything that isn't a phone.

    Ghost hunter hunting

    If we film it we can pretend it's like a haha scare show for YouTube
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Nothing. She just moves in with you and wants a pack of marb lights before you go to work.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm gonna tell them you're trying to stop them
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