Posts by Bradley

1. 2024-08-03 at 12:06 AM UTC in USA's national debt
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   YA SUCK THAT FAT NIGGAS DICK HHAHAHA
2. 2024-08-02 at 11:47 PM UTC in USA's national debt
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Kingoftoes Invade Sri Lanka.
   
   Brad, if I had the power to erase 1 nation off the face of the planet, it would be Sri Lanka. I'll make a thread about it.

   
   ur a sri wanka
3. 2024-08-02 at 11:46 PM UTC in China is the New Venice
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Isn't the gobe desert in china?
4. 2024-08-02 at 11:46 PM UTC in China is the New Venice
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker China got very wet.
   
   There, happy now faggit.

   
   China is a very big place I doubt all of china got very wet.
5. 2024-08-02 at 11:44 PM UTC in F1NNST3R will be the next to be cancelled
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I wish a hot tranny would groom me
6. 2024-08-02 at 11:37 PM UTC in SO I had an interview today
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   ya i'll work on that...
   
   ...later
7. 2024-08-02 at 11:30 PM UTC in 8 Stabbed in UK
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   How hard is it for someone to acquire this kind of disfiguring acid in Northern Ireland? And its just splashed on a person and their face burns off entirely?
8. 2024-08-02 at 10:48 PM UTC in China is the New Venice
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Venice has culture, China just has chinese people
9. 2024-08-02 at 10:46 PM UTC in We Just Lived Through Two of the Hottest Days Ever. Does Anyone Care?
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   does nayone know your RL name for when you die so we can pay our proper respects and gawk at the photo used in your obituary?
   
   We'll probably make you a saint, you deserve it. You've been a totsean denzien since like what 1992?
10. 2024-08-02 at 10:39 PM UTC in SO I had an interview today
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    That's the least I can do if you're going to work all day, laboring away to give me a ncie life, keep the cave clean, make sure hot food is ready when you come home, and you're clean clothes are prepared for when you get out of the shower so you're comfortable when I suck u off
11. 2024-08-02 at 10:38 PM UTC in SO I had an interview today
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Donald Trump No. and until I tried it I always assumed I'd like it, but it's basically sucking a dried up lump of flesh. Similar to sucking on a big toe. Why would I like that?

    
    not u, ur the man in this fictitious relationship. I'd suck ur dick especially if you go to work all day, except unlike GG I'll wake up and clean, pace around the house, make a salad for myself, and make sure dinner is ready when you get off work and all the household chores are done. Then I'd suck your dick bro.
12. 2024-08-02 at 10:37 PM UTC in SO I had an interview today
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Elbow If I did do you think I'd tell you about it?

    
    I like a good mystery, but I don't like not knowing if you're gonna put this dick in your mouth. Especially if I'm paying the bills.
    
    But scron doesn't pay your bills your parents still pay for the flat yall live in right?
13. 2024-08-02 at 10:35 PM UTC in You like Unsolved Mysteries?
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Nigga I'll make you an unsolved mystery, fuck around and find out.
14. 2024-08-02 at 10:27 PM UTC in SO I had an interview today
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Elbow GG is correct and you should let her sleep for her beauty. Sleep is important. Apparently high collagen foods are good for your skin, so you should also make her shark fin soup or something to have as a snack when she finally gets out of bed. 😇
    
    (I am also a horrible NEET. I didn't mean I would personally take the job, I meant if I were Wariat and had the opportunity to work for a cool game company in Cyprus I'd totally do it. Understandably confusing the way I worded it though.)

    
    do you suck dick?
15. 2024-08-02 at 10:26 PM UTC in SO I had an interview today
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    no homo
16. 2024-08-02 at 10:26 PM UTC in SO I had an interview today
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Work.
    
    That's it.
    
    Work.

    
    damn bro i'd work u out if i was ur bf
17. 2024-08-02 at 10:18 PM UTC in How I got someone elses puke into my mouth and was called a hero by paramedics.
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I wear flip flops / slides. It's a very common habit in the third world and carried over to Miami from Cuba. I got a nice pair though, Nikes.
    
    I've had people ask me like "How much were those?" a couple times and truthfully I don't know because I stole them a long time ago but yeah they're nice I like them.
18. 2024-08-02 at 10:17 PM UTC in International News Thread
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I love being a white american male.
19. 2024-08-02 at 10:14 PM UTC in SO I had an interview today
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Watching how nice you are to GG, I would be your romantic partner if you weren't suffering from obesity.
20. 2024-08-02 at 10:13 PM UTC in SO I had an interview today
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    What stops you from walking 7 to 10 km a day until you lose weight? Takes about 90 minutes.