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  1. #21
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Could you afford rent and to support a partner working there?

    That's my basic criteria, since I am basically married to a horrible NEET. She gets up at 11:30 am each day. If I open the curtains when I am getting out of bed (usually around 8:30 am) she complains about it to me. She reminds me she needs sleep for her beauty. She's 43.

    GG is correct and you should let her sleep for her beauty. Sleep is important. Apparently high collagen foods are good for your skin, so you should also make her shark fin soup or something to have as a snack when she finally gets out of bed. 😇

    (I am also a horrible NEET. I didn't mean I would personally take the job, I meant if I were Wariat and had the opportunity to work for a cool game company in Cyprus I'd totally do it. Understandably confusing the way I worded it though.)
  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Work.

    That's it.

    Work.

    damn bro i'd work u out if i was ur bf
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    no homo
  4. #24
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Elbow GG is correct and you should let her sleep for her beauty. Sleep is important. Apparently high collagen foods are good for your skin, so you should also make her shark fin soup or something to have as a snack when she finally gets out of bed. 😇

    (I am also a horrible NEET. I didn't mean I would personally take the job, I meant if I were Wariat and had the opportunity to work for a cool game company in Cyprus I'd totally do it. Understandably confusing the way I worded it though.)

    do you suck dick?
  5. #25
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley do you suck dick?

    If I did do you think I'd tell you about it?
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Bradley do you suck dick?

    No. and until I tried it I always assumed I'd like it, but it's basically sucking a dried up lump of flesh. Similar to sucking on a big toe. Why would I like that?
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Elbow If I did do you think I'd tell you about it?

    It's supposed to be a free speech forum.

    It's OK to admit you don't like sucking on sweaty, slimy, disgusting genitals.
  8. #28
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It's supposed to be a free speech forum.

    Lanny gave supermoderator privileges to my superego and it's censoring both my ego and my id.
  9. #29
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Elbow If I did do you think I'd tell you about it?

    I like a good mystery, but I don't like not knowing if you're gonna put this dick in your mouth. Especially if I'm paying the bills.

    But scron doesn't pay your bills your parents still pay for the flat yall live in right?
  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Donald Trump No. and until I tried it I always assumed I'd like it, but it's basically sucking a dried up lump of flesh. Similar to sucking on a big toe. Why would I like that?

    not u, ur the man in this fictitious relationship. I'd suck ur dick especially if you go to work all day, except unlike GG I'll wake up and clean, pace around the house, make a salad for myself, and make sure dinner is ready when you get off work and all the household chores are done. Then I'd suck your dick bro.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    That's the least I can do if you're going to work all day, laboring away to give me a ncie life, keep the cave clean, make sure hot food is ready when you come home, and you're clean clothes are prepared for when you get out of the shower so you're comfortable when I suck u off
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Bradley That's the least I can do if you're going to work all day, laboring away to give me a ncie life, keep the cave clean, make sure hot food is ready when you come home, and you're clean clothes are prepared for when you get out of the shower so you're comfortable when I suck u off

    dknt forget to fully lube your anus.

    at all times.
  13. #33
    Bradley Florida Man
    ya i'll work on that...

    ...later
  14. #34
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley But scron doesn't pay your bills your parents still pay for the flat yall live in right?

    The honest, upright, taxpaying citizens of Ontario pay for it. 🫡
  15. #35
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Could you afford rent and to support a partner working there?

    That's my basic criteria, since I am basically married to a horrible NEET. She gets up at 11:30 am each day. If I open the curtains when I am getting out of bed (usually around 8:30 am) she complains about it to me. She reminds me she needs sleep for her beauty. She's 43.

    Yes. I can support myself in any city on the planet, my modus operundi is to get a job in a local factory of hard industry and then meet hardcore people that do hard drugs and immerse myself in the local drug trade. I am also training to become a white shirt and get into fax machines and network engineering and Cyprus seems like a lucrative place especially if you have connections. I have also been considering remote work in Japan, the world s my oyster and I will bring my lover, my pearl wherever my business ventures take me
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