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2021-05-10 at 2:31 PM UTC in When ghost & I get to meet irlWhat a bummr, I raelly thought I was gonna have sex with you while we do a bunch of tweeak in the wooods
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2021-05-10 at 2:25 PM UTC in PoleCat frequently clashed with Douglas Monks...and i thought they were just trying to eat a worm, but your position makes a lot more sense. Similarly to catch slab size crappiees, I found these little tlittle crawfish that someonee in the 90s (I get a loto of old used fishing stuff, likee peoplee's old tackleboxes type shit) and theey're little, red, size of a quarter (but cocknose shaped, not round) and I just take a lil red octopussy hook andput it throough his tail.
Remembere those likee 80s SLIME MAKE BUGS IN THIS LITTLE OVEN CREEPY CRAWLIES GALORE! kids toys?
Like the boy version oof the easy bake oven, that's what they weere made with, so I just run theem little fags with a tiny sinker and just drag it over (NEEVERE UNDER OR THROUGH) and the crappies HATE IT
mostly because 1adult crayfish can eeat up about a nest out in a day or two. -
2021-05-10 at 2:21 PM UTC in PoleCat frequently clashed with Douglas Monks...
Originally posted by POLECAT you have obviously never been fed southern fried fish ,, I agree the catfish is the nigger of the water but they taste awesome when cooked right.
as for ur idea of how to noodle well its a bit off,, they are not biting ur fingers for a meal,, they are protecting the nest.
also they have very slick skin and are scale less.
ya abro idk any of that shit i caught 1 onoe time and put googley eyes on his foorehead then tried to eat him after taking a couple catfish photos for my Grindr (I thought it was funny at the time)
I fish with woorms, jigs, occasionally a crankbait or a rapalla rippin shad.
but like u know me, i grew up with no dad and taught myself how to fish a couple yars ago, neever fished on like a boat, only took my paddleboat oout three timees.
most ofow hat i have caught in my life so far has been crappiees, bluegills, sunfish and trout out of little streams way thee fuck up north, i'm not good with spoons or like lil cleos (I have rheumatoiod arthritis and fish alone) so like lake michigan is 3 1/2 miles away, I bgo there with my fishing stuff, fish foor five ten minutes and just sit on my ass and drink whilee eye fucking others and looking for shit that isn't bolted down.
pluls like me with a 25lb salmon (or whatever the browon, steelhead & coho get to, it's a lot) and then i have to work the next while hoolding the pole, drunk as fuck.
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2021-05-10 at 2:16 PM UTC in Have you ever been sexually attracted to a 12-15 year old girl?i also used to get pissed off when my ex would get drunk (before i started dirnking and was 5 years sober) so every now and theen she'd get rally drunk and piss me off, so i'd go piss in a red solo cup and pour it in the bed, wait two hours and wake her up and tell her shee has a drinking probleem
one of oour mutual friends pointed oout taht she caught on because she neever pissed herself before meeeting me when drinking and not since we broke up.
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2021-05-10 at 2:13 PM UTC in Have you ever been sexually attracted to a 12-15 year old girl?my friend got raped by a girl and we all made fun oof him and called him a faggot (even me as a openly gay man i called straight men gay to tease them) and finally like he was really shoook about it so I said "Bro, beteween you and I, like what thee fuck? You oobvioously were drunk and got a hard on half in the bag or not."
"Have you ever seen that show Shameful?"
"No."
"brad she penetrated with me a fucking dildo while i was passed out"
i was like whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat the fuckf
so anytime guys a man says a woman took advantage of him tell every pereson that you both know that "It wasn't like ehe got hard, she raped him with a beer bottle"
or w/e object u wanna make up, brots, cucumbers, broomhandles, dildos, her fist, beer bottles
anything to make it funnier
Tried to gete ahold of that girl to get her side of it, I don't drink at the bars in town (I fight too much) so shee dind't know me eexcept in passing and doeesn't get high so why add me back when im an ugly gay guy with an high iq from high school that you didn't like. -
2021-05-10 at 2:08 PM UTC in Evil jedi Terrorist informs Palestinian Neighbour he is stealing their house "if I don't steal it someone else is going to steal it".i would get on his good side as the woman, all men will respond to free blowjobs frm a woman who 180ed and says your right, your better than her, let me suck yoour dick
Then poison him -
2021-05-10 at 2:05 PM UTC in Evil vaccine enthusiast Bill Gates getting divorced by man-jaw wifespeaking ofo which i just remembreed i got a couple avacados
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2021-05-10 at 2:04 PM UTC in Evil vaccine enthusiast Bill Gates getting divorced by man-jaw wifeher nose looks like an avacado
misses potato head lookin ass bitch -
2021-05-10 at 1:59 PM UTC in Evil jedi Terrorist informs Palestinian Neighbour he is stealing their house "if I don't steal it someone else is going to steal it".hey Donald trump i know ur not the biggest fan of me but i really want you to know, despite our political disagreements. You are a fantastic anti semite and I love your racist post which are very more cultured and relatable than our standard fare of saying nigger8 times
nigger 8 times -
2021-05-10 at 1:36 PM UTC in That's a bit sussy ngllols i was just playing u sussy baka
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2021-05-10 at 1:22 PM UTC in Only in California
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready It was on a PBS informative documentary of the MOON PERSONs who are traditional normies with wives or husbands (man and woman) and kids that are buying up and displacing gays who if owned, took the money and ran and if rented, jacked rent up too high for them. so they moved to wear else? Texas. because Texas is (or was) way cheaper. Gays were gentrification out by the new straight couples wanting to get married and have kids and live traditional lives. its not totally gone. there are still lots of gay clubs but its changed.
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2021-05-10 at 1:18 PM UTC in Gay cp thred
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood a fuckking cock nose
We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.
Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk
whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say
looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit
dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking
on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian
i idid not expect thee man who put it in my hood too look likethat -
2021-05-10 at 1:13 PM UTC in post ur breakfast
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2021-05-10 at 1:11 PM UTC in God Blessed These NonWhites with Long White Pipe (Big White Cock Appreciation thread starring u already know BradleyB)ok now ur tellin lies on thee internet uncle G
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2021-05-10 at 1:10 PM UTC in A new Trianglist holiday: Ashy Larry Wednesdayjking at this point i kinda am
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2021-05-10 at 1:09 PM UTC in A new Trianglist holiday: Ashy Larry Wednesdayi'm not your mate, boy.
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2021-05-10 at 1:09 PM UTC in your so sweetmmmm sweet or sour pork
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2021-05-10 at 1:05 PM UTC in God Blessed These NonWhites with Long White Pipe (Big White Cock Appreciation thread starring u already know BradleyB)hey fuck u dude i have a hard life full of fantasiees and delusions and try to do my best to wakee up tooday and try to be a betteer person
I can't change my homosexuality, dad, we go through this a lot. -
2021-05-10 at 1:04 PM UTC in Quick Mix Ready & I are getting a place together.`i think it'll be really healthy for him to be around younger, more active men. I think it's super cool he has a wife and adult daughters. Super cool really. I'm sure his family will benefit tremendously from having a strong bull in the bedroom.
kinda weird having such a close connection to a father figure from someone i only have met through the internet.
Weirder things have happened, Don't tell qiuckmixready, everyone. -
2021-05-10 at 12:59 PM UTC in That's a bit sussy ngli thnk u just wanna get called a sissy and this is a trans experieence for you
