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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    it's a bunch of bullshit theories, there's too many vairables to even try to create a 'diet' that all people could follow

    but it sells and gets fat bitches motivated to overeat other foods while feeling like they're contributing to their health , even if the results aren't overnightguys
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Still does, I hate when she does infront of my friends or liek my girlfriend for the first time. Then I go home and do it to my friend or girlfriend until they accept it. I thought jedis and Pedophiles were the only people who didn't go Yackin as a tribe?
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    This is how you take people who coudl've been your friend and ensure they will never be your friend.

    Why not striking up a conversation with him about something other than his current IN REAL LIFE LOCATION AND LIST OF PREVIOUS LOCATIONS.

    lol

    y u so weird john paul wozny
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    u probably just neeed to mix some metamusil into prune juice every morning.

    How long have you been suffering from your collitits?
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    and I swear to god if any of my friends ever ask me to hang out and then do heroin and won't talk to me!!!! So I"m just sitting in this niggas house unconscious watching him die!!! NEXT TIME i'm bringing the anti heroin noloxone and it's on nigga!!!!

    Best part is, i've never told anyone about having the narcan IRL :D

    and when my now in withdrawal friend wakes up i'mma act all scared and say he stopped breathing even tho he'd probably only have snorted a couple points haha


    Don't tell nobody cuz that's funny ya hurr

    if i saw someone i didn't know overdosing I would do what I would want them to do for me, say "You okay?" and keep it moving

    8.1 billion people on earth, we don't need so many, if you don't wanna be on earth, come outside your bus pullin up
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Didn't realize how late i was to replying to that, DTE.

    How was the service, were there a lot of people there?

    I don't go to funerals, they bring the worst in me and then i'm stuck remembering my dead friend laying there like he's permanently nodding forever, you know?

    And IDK like now having lost so many friends, when i find ou t any of my friends or people i associate with use heroin, I just make sure they never owe me any money andnever become nay closer to them from that point forward because I'm already telling myself in my head that they're dead and they're just one hot shot spot of fentanyl away from bein ga name on a list.

    It's not much of a slippery slope because if someone's gonna go nod out and masturbate everyday for fun like anyone around him or talkin to him about bad things on the phone or messenger, al that shit, that dude just fucked jeveryone when he invariably dies.

    Fuck up everyones whole life cuz they wanna lay there twitchin n vibn in heaven or some shit till they wake up and they're still in a walgreens parkinglot and they're constipated,,, and that means we can't have anything to do with garbage ass liabilities like that, i mean maybe as customers for other shit, but even that, they're gonna end up killing themselves and if that fucks off their whole family and kids forever I know they don't give a fuck why would they give a fuck about a friend?

    IDK about suboxone or methadone, i have friends IRL and two on here that take it, but I dont' think that's all that much better, but at least i don't hear about them dying all the time and hold jobs and shit.


    But i might be biased, i have like 20 friends that died from overdosing on heroin/fentanyl and from mixing opiates with alcohol. My doctors used to try to push pain meds on me for my arthritis, but i sawgot sick of goin to special monthly visits to get pain pills that i really didn't need to be selling haha

    just the way they pushed and pushed them on me, i knew if i started i would be addicted for life. So now i never take shit, i never really felt them when it ried them and it might be because of a missing liver enzyme??? my mom and grandmother had the same thing, none of us can feel opiates, wexcpet methadone, thatt I do feel (don't like itching or being warm or tired, so)

    Like my arthritis pain is really realyl bad osmetimes and i still have to go do shit and it's winter and what not and i'm a drunk and i fall down sometimse and if ighty people oftenish and like even when i fucked up my ribs with that tree 16 days ago, my friend gave me 3 perc 10s and i didn't even end up takin gmy anti inflammatory corticosteroids prendazone, because i think even THAT shits bad for me and makes me feel not well.

    But if you got some shitty coke or some adderall wit the beads u wanna crush up in this ashtray i wiped out, i'm game.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I’m just feeling really sad, my grandpa died & his funeral is tomorrow. I tried to block it out & not think about it, but the funeral & seeing my grandma is making me feel the totality. I will never be able to see him again.

    I'm sorry your grandpa died. Focus on your grandmother twice as much :) I hope it goes okay for you, hang in there nigger.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BE BORN ON AMERICABIRTHDAY
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    paul wozny, when you wereat he police station being interrogated, what was your response to them?
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    You aint no body till you drop some body
    Hang around B and he gon get you bodys
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Once a day, for about 3-5 minutes,easily longer than a commerail break on television, then is pend like twenty minutes half ass flossing with one of thoe pics, really take my time with the flossing, I used to get moufwash but haven't in awhilem


    Sometimes when I do a line of meth or take some adderall, as soon as I started feelin the speed, I have an evil vision of HellaDamnLeetNoTeet being me! And then I gotta go scrub them motherfuckers and floss and gargle salt water and thank God.

    You know what the worst part about all of this is, AngryIVer/HDLNoTeet? I seen you in Tinychat not that long ago, 2013 or so, and you had most of your teeth my nigga

    Did you get too spun?

    I refuse to believe that you just "were born with no enamel" haha when you live in a trailer, love mountain dew, chew tobacco, and forgoing PPE continue cooking and smoking crystal meth in a confined space (trailer bathroom, gassing to be done in the truck ofcourse the windows up it's cold).

    If you didn't drink soda, didn't smoke crystal meth with a dehydrated mouf, didn't chew tobacco, and if you didn't put soda in a bong that you smoke otu of and then sip on, you'd probably have some teeth still dood.

    Drink Water or malt liquor, boof and snort all crysatl meth whenever you can, don'tt chew tobacco boof that too, if booofing works for water and meth and vitamins, i'm pretty sure you can boof a pouch of Grizzly, and it'll protect your teeth. Or smoke newport 100s, like i do pussy.

    I heard about these porcelllin teeth (my plug got them) after his teeth fell out from 90s crack rock stockin, and basically they're pretend teeth that never discolor and are stupid strong and stupid white,

    You don't even ever have to wash them, they'd be perfect for you bro.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    I can see whos got some of 'The Good Shit"
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    They're still listed as the letters correlating to their English counterparts.

    Kinda like how when i go out to the taco place, I ask for some QWACK, like I know they dont' call it that, but I the primary consumer do, so they know both versions, whereas you, my uebermensch, don't have to.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    You wouldn't deprieve yourself of me
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Was so invested in designing totse2 that you forgot to brush your teeth

    For 15 years straight my nigga. The food pantry hands out toothbrushes, I know you been there
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    If you cared about your family as much as you care about Ratfaces finances, you wouldn't have your wife and three little girls sleeping in a leaky single wide.

    Box car children lookin ass
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Who's going to do ArmsMerchant?

    I think it would be most fitting for for his twin brother to do it. Post it here when you're done bro
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    that's so wholesome~!!!! :)
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Thanks for clearing that up for me.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    is it greece? I missed you a bunch proooty :)
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