SWIM is a popular man, I personally like him a lot. That being said, not everyone feels the same way but however they do feel strongly, you either really like SWIM or you try not to be near him and keep your bitch ass comments to yourself.
Although there have been some sticks in the mud to say the least, SWIM has a cruel side and worse than that holds grudges that will last longer than the death of himself. Having had a lot of time to contemplate options and make lulz in other manners he has in his studies saw that it is an extreme challenge to overcome death certificates in the United States for the purposes of identity theft. However, it is very easy to have them issued. A backlog exists in most small communities that is treated similarly to end of the year book closing, they are all formatted and submitted to Madison at one time (or whereever your CENSUS is taken to, in Illinois it is Chicago). They are forced to try to rapidly clear these back log orders that are not electronically submitted (small counties), and often rely on multiple follow up death certificates.
When you get a death certificate issued for you, your social security card locks up, you can no longer be employed, draw down on government assistance, have an intermediary assist, your banks will begin contacting your personal contacts, and refuse mortgage payments witout explanation. You must go tot he court house, schedule a hearing, and in the interum they have no recourse and often times can't pull more than 100$ out of their bank accounts. If you do this in a really big city it can be like weeks or months until this is all sorted, and as soon as it's sorted SWIM just figures he'll also reapply for a new driver's license, mail hold at the DMV and send his ex girlfriend (who is loyal to the come up) to collect it with a power of attorney form that's faux certified by SWIM & MS Paint
From then on SWIM will not only have deeply confounded his enemy of many many years ago, but about 3 or 4 of them he has gleaned the personal information from in his travels, but SWIM will also have birthed a second identity that is a few short steps away from being the end goal:
The face says SWIM but the name says You and SWIM is a cruel person.
I wanted to tell him that's crazy and he should not do that to someone else, but I am afraid of SWIM who is a popular man, I like him a lot.
sudo can we get really drunk and introduce me to your gf as your white muslim friend Odin who is coming to live with you when he gets out of prion?
I have a basement with a white cinderblock wall and an full orange prison uniform.
if you are a developed sperm and someone is using spermicide lubricant in a gangbang and you end up basically boofing/anal suppositing a large amount of spermicide are you at serious risk of death?
Asking for a friend.
can i weave baskets nigger do i look like some native milf on the plains? we live in a gigantic trash pile bro called earth, if technology ended today i will neverneed to make my own basket, cup, or clothing. Get real bro, i was gonna go strip corpses of gold and dig up bodies to grab molars out of people's teeth, you really think it's above me to clean out a 5 gallon bucket or rinse off a condom?
No but I'll steal your pic-in-ic basic yogi
2022-02-23 at 7:35 PM UTC
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i thoguht this was the retarded thread my bad
2022-02-23 at 7:33 PM UTC
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i was gonna shoot up the last of my meth, i dont' know why i got this idea into my mind last night when i had one like fatass .1-.2 chunk left haha, but i got high and fell asleep and forgot to save 7 hours of fuckin Pokemon Platinum cuz i woke up and just figured i saved it (didn't) so im not doin that shit shit again, i played liek 40 hours of hte last 3 days to get my mind off of shit and now im just gonna turn up on Wodans Day and prepare for tomorrow.
I decided i was gonna boof it then iw as like why am i such a drug qaddict so now imma do a fatass line and go buy alcohol for he libation rites of my God and go menace the low income housing of my town by the woods and try to hollar at non white women in my area one last time before I go
but i kinda wanna go do gang shit with my co president and the northern division and i have to go up north but i don't think showing up spun as fuck in a dirty suit to take a plea bargain is the best idea
My people know they'll be straight for life if they just share my vision. I just want to come up.
in b4 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
I eat about 1500 calories a day, sometimes 3500 if i am eating at a restaurant or buffet
Until about 16 or 17 days ago, I was drinking 8-12 tall boys of steel reserve 211, hurricane malt liquor, or if i was feeling fancy, natty ice. eitherway, it's about 400 calories a can. So for like the last two years i've been consuming upwards of 4,000 calories a day in just fermented high gravity ale. Fuck writing this makes me honestly wanna go get a tall boy haha,
So I supplemented my diet with intermittent bursts of crystal meth (about a .5-1g in a sitting over 3 days), haha, and i didn't eat anything more than i normally did but iam smoking a lot more weed than i was before, about 2-3grammes a day.
Yesterday:
2 pop tarts
1 banana
1 slice of bread with peanut butter
4 cups of green tea
3/4 gallon of water
2 hard boiled eggs
I've lost about 10pounds in thelast two weeks and if jail is still jail i'll probably be about 170-175 when i get out (1885 rght now)
I got an apartment when i get out in a different town two hours a way and my boy is giving me his cadillac, i'm gonna be in really good shape, and I can't wait to go holler at that black girl in the navy and move away.
2022-02-23 at 6:59 PM UTC
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bruh im going to hell haha
2022-02-23 at 6:59 PM UTC
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Unwyred's aborted baby, September2010 - January 2011
when i was 16 my 14 year old girlfriend called it a pussy cap an then gnawed it off the top of a 1.75L of fleischman's vodka infront of me in k8e's garage
So i've called it a pussy cap ever since
2022-02-23 at 6:27 PM UTC
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This thread made me want to get my dick sucked at the local YMCA men's lockerroom.
Wozny got the video taken down cuz he called the police.
Fuckin faggot, this is why i saved a copy of it before uploading.
2022-02-23 at 6:25 PM UTC
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I shoud find Bill Krozby daughter in 6 years and try to resurrect our dead friend through father's friend - daughter creampies.
butt cheeks not legs* changed my mind sorry about that.
i wouldn't say sorry if you were my sex partner tho.
OP are you not into dominating your sexual partners and kinda like idk pushing their envelope for them? Tonight, cum inbetween her legs and say you did it in your sleep, enjoy her realization at it bein gthat, then get drunk in like a day or two and do it on her face.
I'll walk you through this if you'd like, as long as you have a cam.
