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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by POLECAT so like did his confessions on here lead to his arrest?


    asking for a friend

    No.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Ho Chi Mine
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Good you're making an effort though.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Op maintains his job because he's handicapped and lives in a socialist nation.

    You are the manufacturing equivalent of q Walmart greeter.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    That's what I'm trying to find out this is a memorial/ missing poster in action thread.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Op is a cuck
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Didn't hear no gunshot but they heard him hit the ground,
    Chopper with a silencer that bitch don't make a sound
    These pussies tried to play me but I don't fuck around, I'm BradleyB the real grave diggerwho put them in the ground
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Didn't hear the gunshot but heard him hit the ground,
    Chopper and a silencer that bitch don't make a sound
    These pussies tried to play me but I don't fuck around, I'm BradleyB the real grave diggerwho put them in the ground
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    i thought another user i wrote it down one sec,

    MethGod
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    ill begin on doing this soon,
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by frala Bradley can you please write your own memorial before you go? Partially bc I’m worried it won’t get done but also bc you are really good at them.

    Cattle die, kinsmen die,
    One day you too shall die,
    but one thing that never dies
    is the glory of a life well lived.


    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Can I have your sex toys if you're being executed Bradley?
    \

    I only have about a ten cock rings unfortunately.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    is stl dead or not
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Ill upload my mugshot in a little bit.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I put 80$ on my books from my debit card and proceeded to gamble as much as possible. I won in poker 3 times, the third time for the great amount of 16$ (22 noodles) which i won last night, i didn't draw much, didn't get laid, got into 1 fight when someone warned me that this angry 40 year old man was gonna fight me cuz i was so loud so i rushed him, slapped a child molestor for skipping in me in monopoly, rolling the dice, me pointing out his skip and him telling me to get over it, they didn't have much coffee so we snorted what we had, i got out and got a ride to my new crib from my co president that came to pick me up, the judge went below the plea bargain from 45 days to 30 at my request and capped my total monetary punishment at 450$, with good time it was only 23 days, i feel kinda healthy, drank 2 steel reserves & did a line of tweak in the car. GOnna go help my mom tonight and gtet my tv from my friend and shit post, got some new art equipment and some weed given to me, cigarettes from the up north native americans are only 52$ a carton so i got a carton of eagle 20 100s. Very excited to be past this.

    I took the 16 noodles and made people play stupid carnival games and shit for them and set the deck so the child molestor dind't win any of them.

    I was a terror and they put me in the max unit and i flooded 6 toilets but htey couldn't figure out how i was doing it (plastic wrapped toilet paper wads , just under what will clog, so they clog later on) , I also put chili ramen powder into the middle of 2 ply toielt paper and returned it to several people's cells for their future shitting pleasure and put magic shave 1/4 in 3/4 2 in 1 shampoo conditioner and left it in the shower after telling everyone but the two sex offenders and one child molestor that it was DANGER!!!

    I got into battle bots and hate basketball madness a lot.

    My childhood friend and one of my best friends died, the last thing i said to him was asking him to kick it before I Went to jail, his dad messaged me off his phoen cuz they share one cuz he's been not doing good and hasn't been for awhile, saying that dude was out of town till monday, iw ent on on a friday, the next weekend his mom found him dead with a bursted heart from cocaine and crack, alcohol, and marijuana combo. I was told about it the next day, and the following night I prayed to him and saw him in my dream opening his door to his mom's house and looking like he did in high school when he was the healthiest, if igure that was him hitting me up to like let me know i guess and i woke up with such a start thinking our mutual friend was just fucking with me and realized it had been a dream i saw him in and he was dead for good.

    To my deep dismay they donated his organs (he was 26) and listed off all the shit they ended up putting in other people or for research, my mom didn't take it well since she's known him since he was 11 and i was 13, and used to waitress with his dad in the 70s and his older sister was in my grade and took my virginity in 7th grade.

    THe body must remain whole and never be divided in remains nor put into the body of someone you do not wish to be bound with for eternity.

    Hail Odin!

    No funeral. I mighto go over to his mom's house with some flowers and wine (she's a drunk that knows me and doesn't like or dislike me but not a big bradleyb fan (Unlike her son and daughter and ex husband). I kinda want some of his ashes since they're just giving them away lol.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny people who caught covid are being imprisoned longer than that.

    also, dont keep dropping your soap if nothing happens.

    the amount of bcateria and semen that exists in a jail shower is so great that if i were to drop ANYTHING in a jail shower, i would consider it to the lost abyss and kick it to the corner where the bullshit gets kicked unless it was really nasty or small then iw ould just abandon it to the great abyss, I love fighting in the shower and rubbing motherfuckers skull against that gritty ass pavement that's covered in jizz and bacterium hoping their face gets infected, i have been knocked out twice ein a shower and woke up with teh button turned on and me getting soaked,

    hell yea I can't wait to fight i probably will be int he hole for 5 days within the first day, iv'e never been to this county jail but there's two thinsg I Don't do PEople near me and people touching me. So ijt'll be exciting, last time i was in i fought htis big ass native the second day cuz he kept talkin gshit about white people adn dude bea tthe fuckin breaks off me and i told him i 'd have won if i had a gu n and we all laughed and they ended up calling me chief whitey cuz i was the only white guy out of 10 in a 12 man unit up north in forest county.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    people thought I was retarded until their boy didn't come back from a walk
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    You ever put so much salad in your boys deep freezer that his girlfriend starts calling you up before court asking if she can just put it in a cooler and move it to their wintery shed.

    haha. Folks that's my safety net if i botch the up northy release. The weed place is sad I am no longer goin to be workin at their tree hustle, I told them I was really sorry, and he said no worries we had no idea you were gonna work out for as well as you did, let me know when you come to visit your mom.

    and I was like bet cuz now i still got a job with that weed farmer I want to rob out of everything, this niga got 2 security cameras and some huskies, haha, lol haha. So that's a future come up when I aint got nothin and got 8 niggas who start feeling like I don't really need em if i can't feed em.

    gang gang
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    If I do end up getting got or kill some nmigga and disappear for ever, please remember for the use in our memorial page that this is my favorite song, I am a devout homosexual, and I support the euthanasia of jedis and pedophiles.

  20. Bradley Florida Man
    but as soon as I hit 2 fatass licks I promise I will buy a computer and post ITT
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