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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    To answer your question; after doing large amounts of methamphetamene (code named "tek") he convinced himself Austin Police Department was outside with a dog and a raid was incoming, and tortilla-style blocked off his doorway, in a delerium he decided "Fuck BradleyB and everyone else who cares about me" and decided to use a kitchen knife to open himself up in the wrist and stomach, at some point he decided "Wow this really hurts and I might die" and attempted to undo some of the barricade. There were two pools of blood, one located at the door barricade & one located next to the bed where he was to my knowledge found dead.

    It is what it is. Another dead friend, I took it really badly and started drinking again (not because of Bill Krozby but because I wanted to) then got "sober" where I smoked an eighth, did half a dab cart, and a quarter gram of speed a day.

    I even had a minor freak out where i incorrectly convinced myself that my roommate had someone over and was colluding to kill me. So I did what any reasonable person does when expecting to meet death on his own terms, I beat on her door until she answered and then barehanded sought to fight my oppositional adversary. Unfortunately it was just her, and I apologized, did two ambien and went to sleep.

    But we're not all as cool as I am.

    RIP Kr0zd0g, I knew you'd never work.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Hey hydromorphone, I am interested in moving to the deep south. I understand you're old and white, are you looking for a roommate? Where do you stay in Florida? I can pay you in cash, pipe, weed, and am afraid of calling the cops.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I think this is good, we need more people in jail/prisons and we n eed to tighten up the war crimse that people think they're finna get away with in the western world.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    The boys:



    If anyone wants to talk on the phone or w/e while i walk to the liquor store call me, you can star 67 ur number if ur pussssay

    Users I would like to reach around to and invite personally to join us:
    Coppah
    Trayvon Martin AKA Blaster Taster
    Paul Wozny aka Quick Mix Ready, a pedophile convicted in the State of Wiscnosin
    Ghost
    HRTS with titties displayed
    Fonaplats

    I have about 6 marijuanas and plan on buying 4 beers. I may go sit at the park and would be willing to put on open mic and record myself harassing other people.

    The gas station child worker tells her mom whenever I buy alcohol. Her mom is also my boy Austin's mom (not nigger austin, this is white childhood friend Austin) and I guess I tried to have sex with her and Austin's little sister (19 years old) when I blacked out from steel reserve and exhaustion the other month

    I said my bad shit. You both look good. Then Austin wanted to fight me so I just said he should bring a gun if he really about that life (he wasn't) and now his mom gives me dirty looks (non sexual) and his lil sister seems afraid of me when I go buy alcohol

    No one will tell em what I actually did, so we can assume it was either pretty fucked up or they're blowing it out of proportion.

    Remember God doesn't love losers unless they come into our tinychat.

    Not sure if we have an official room like we used to but everybody hustle on in here:


    https://twoseven.xyz/QlTWtZ4KGL
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    My eyesight isn't good enough
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Do you consider the large mass to be an investment, a liability, or blubber?

    Can you use human fat as tallow?
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by BummyMofo raping a teenage tranny and smoking spice at the same time isn't really impressive, your ability to "multitask" is just doing several disgusting things at the same time.

    I would be interested in an afternoon like this.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    I drink 1 family size bottle of Delsum (orange preferably) every couple of months.

    The bundy really gets me aggravated and I shake and get too high to conduct business

    So I tell people I'm doing nothin but 20s, 1 for 20, 5 for 100

    Makes it very simple unless people fuck up and bring me 37$ for 3

    At which point the numbers make me MAD

    Last time I stole 4 family size bottles in a double double pack. My roommate at the time was sick so I gave her a bottle and drank 1 every wednesday for 3 weeks.

    The psychological shift I felt made me aware that the bundy was causing me to masturbate and cum on stuff i normally wouldn't.

    It basically cured me of my homosexuality like a straight camp that didn't involve same sex molestation.

    I now plan on having sex with as many brown people as possible like those fags lewis and clark after dude fucked pocahantus in the ass and his gay lover cried when he said he was replacing him with a bitch.

    Bunny Mofo, i'm basically your father.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    black people on meth are like evil monkey scientists
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Hikki's only friend is you bro, why would I care?
  12. Bradley Florida Man


    Upon receiving this news, QMR pretended to dramatically have a heart attack, threaten suicide, and finally call his ex wife for a ride to the public pool, where he was promptly mistaken for the new JUMBO SLIDE.

    It was rumored that covered in excited children, Quick Mix Ready finally was able to climax after Viagra and Birth Control failed to produce anything beyond rapid heart beat and the munchies.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    wanna call me dad
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    if I was gonna build an ark and fill it full of future members of a new society, I would definitely make you an ark builder not an ark dweller

    wait just remembered your plethora of real/imagined/mental/physical ailments and see you are unable, in any society, to meaningfully contribute to the greater whole that isn't your greater satiation of your primal urge to feed
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Why wouldn't the bottoms be blue and the top yellow

    My friend Sonic is interested in 6 pairs.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm so happy fona's alive. no cap
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I met this korean pedophile in the psyciatric prison

    I named him 'Take Yung Poon" because he was a rapo
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    I can't believe we got a dog fucking pedophile on this site.


    yeah i can
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Fuck dying from shooting up when you can die in a shoot out.

  20. Bradley Florida Man
    BITCH I GAVE YOU THE BEST TWO AND A THIRD CENTIMETERS OF YOUR LIFE
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