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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    always wondered w hat them purple onions are they have on salads?

    I"ve made salads in restaurants like tossed (haha >_>) and they're generally just ina big fatass bag like lettuce and cabbage come in

    are they cabbage/
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    tell my plug i love him
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    but whatever god put me here for s0me reason hollar @ my ghost kr0z
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    can u fucking believe i have to wake up in an hour and a half put on my utility belt, not be batman, and then go and post up in my boy's trap for 8-40 hours depending on how l ong this shit takes to get off?

    FML and I can't even sleep for the n ext duration cuz if I go to bed now i'ma miss my plug and then lord knows i"ll have 1 angry mexican and 17 angry clucks all bothering me till Tuesday.

    Fucking christ
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready nigger is a compliment to me right now. thank you.

    What a fucking lame
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    what a lazy nigger
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I bet if you were choking on anything you'd have an erection.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    why do black people love to argue so much?

    #WORLDSTARRRR
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Ironically the CCP's 100th anniversary occurs on the year that Kr0z killed himself to avoid being culpable for CP.

    C4CP.

    A logical conclusion can't be drawn, but will be put forth by the retards of this site.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Homey is you down

    don't fear me

    we all goin undgeround

    pray for the jdudgement day
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    only two people know what was on that computer and that's Kr0z and his ex girlfriend who i stopped talking to when she didn't wanna respawn kr0z
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    I count my 20s by 2s, I can't relate to needing to fuck a computer to getlaid.

    Why would I?

    Women need to be beautiful, men need to hustle.

    No woman wants a broke man. - Brad's mom.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    little did they know iw as the nigger holding their hearts ransom

    I triggered a past memory, my first girlfriend was on the game Yo!ho!ho!'s Puzzle Pirates on the doubloon ocean. Her name was Heartsransom

    I found her later in life and it kinda broke my heart. She's got a child by some nigga whose a deadbeat, got a nice soft boyfriend, lives in seattle, I added her and then said obnoxious things while drinking and she unfriended me.

    THe girl has such a sweet heart she couldn't bring herself to block me but said we needed "Distance"

    Maybe I came on a little strong after 15 years (her mom moved her to Coureee D'Alene, Idaho and banned her from the computer) after meeting me in Milwaukee and saying and I remember this cleraly "You don't sound like you're thirteen"

    kinda gets me in my chest and I still masturbate to her periodically, here'sa video she uploaded way back when titled 4 brad

    can't find it, i hope i didn't lose it forever but i prolly did
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    shit be the one, you aint the first to try me and i work out everyday knowing there will be more attempts
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    in high school home phones could call me at 323 1223 and I said it so many times to others for sales that i kinda made a jingle of it.

    it was an obama phone ironically and everytime taht bitch rang I knew it was money

    booty like groceries

    Not sure if others can do this, but can you remember every phone number you've ever had?

    I don't think i can do it in order but I remember it all (and the numbers of every longterm girlfriend i've ever had)
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Her verse used to be my ringtone on my Obama phone

    I still remember teh number, my favorite of all numbers I ever had

    262 323 1223
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    where u live? That looks wonderful
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Well you're not exactly cream'e of le crope
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I support the consumption of all meats of ones adversaries.

    I would eat a fighting dogs liver without cooking.
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