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2022-07-03 at 11:47 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentthey won't let anyone go to the library cuz 3 out of 40 of us have covid. Such bullshit. I dont have anything to read, there's 3 computers that get occupied if I go smoke a cigarette, I'm bored as fuck of shit to do online cuz half of it's blocked, no games, no reddit, I don't want to talk to my friends from Wisconsin, there's no drugs here. Yesterday was like this, Tomorrow is gonna be like this.
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2022-07-03 at 11:24 AM UTC in Let's all pitch in on a Ohio Home"u can't be an unarmed warehouse security guard because u sold drugs when u were 19, 10 years ago this september"
ok Paul Wozny, cuz i get all my occupational advice from aging, out of shape, pedophiles who can't land a job outside of being a hamburger deliverer
in reality they offer a program here that gets you into one of three security companies as a temp once you have the certification and since I've been honest with my convictions and they've been doing this for years, I'm sure you're right and they're wrong
Why do you have so much confidence when you're consistently laughed at for being a manic nutjob off his meds who touches boys? -
2022-07-03 at 11:21 AM UTC in Let's all pitch in on a Ohio Home
Originally posted by Back Lane Madders You are in the worse and lowest point on the ladder of success with your background
You have 0 room to talk shit to me.
I didn't want to bum you out but now it's my pleasure to do so since you're on some high with your Wonzy lie
Even if a security company is ready to hire you this has to be done first.
The State of Florida requires security guard training to be taught at a licensed security school and necessitates 40 hours of training to be eligible for the class D security license.
Then (finger printing)
be a U.S. citizen or legal resident with an issued social security number.
be at least 18 years of age.
submit to fingerprinting.
successfully complete class D and 40-hour security guard training.
submit a notarized application to the Florida Division of Licensing.
submit two passport-style photos.
And now the Final'e
An FBI or CJIS background check which sends you the guard card by mail.
ya i googled it and they will accept me
are you limited to the first floor of your house? -
2022-07-03 at 11:20 AM UTC in There is only one man in the world who is good enough for Kafkas pussyi agree
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2022-07-03 at 11:16 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..i drank 3 shots of espresso, two cups of instant coffee, a cup of regular coffee, and two cups of dunkin donuts hazelnut coffee
Folks i'm fucking shaking and my dickhead friends just made another pot and I'm gonna have a cup. -
2022-07-03 at 11:13 AM UTC in Joe Brandon doesn't understand gas pricesin miami, which similarly is like 6 cents a gallon .
people are so retarded that they're saying "That means if you drive an average size car, you will save 2.70$ over the ten day period" and people are like....
Happy about this. I don't get it. -
2022-07-03 at 11:12 AM UTC in Joe Brandon doesn't understand gas pricesthey're doing a week long tax holiday too
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2022-07-03 at 11:12 AM UTC in Bought a nice watch to flex in rehab.can you upload an image? Ebay is blocked by a firewall.
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2022-07-03 at 11:04 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Kafka I’m legit considering cutting my arm open and removing the contraceptive bar myself. I have been waiting for a year to get it replaced
My ex girlfriend did this successfully. Most important to remember is to do it deep enough on the end that's farther away from any vein (I know this is hard to believe but I am attempting to legitimately help you for once) it's not LOCKED or stitched into you so the shit will slide out, you want the slit to be slightly wider than the bar, if you don't your skin will tear which is significantly worse for you and your healing than if you have a slit wide enough to get it out, when you do it, apply rubbing alcohol to the area before, use fire (blowtorch if possible or natural gas on the burner) until the blade is red hot, let it cool, once you have it out, push the area down and rubbing alcohol it again, once it air dries (use a clean cotton gauze pad if you bleed alot) apply a layer of superglue.
Let it dry without the gauze on it with air.
Try not to consume large amounts of caffeine or any alcohol while you do it and remember if it's bleeding a lot, raise it above your head to decrease the blood pressure to the area.
Get that shit out of you.
I wish we were friends :(. -
2022-07-03 at 10:49 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....everyone in rehab thinks im a weirdo because i take baths, like i have 1 cuban roommate and we share the bathroom with 2 SUPER clean hispanics. why wouldn't I take a bath in the tub while I jack off at 4am?
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2022-07-03 at 10:47 AM UTC in Surgical abortions conducted during the first trimester of pregnancy typically use a suction process
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Unless they OD of course.
quoted for genuine truth.
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what kind of ''know''.
Well ones this hispanic guy i was in detox before here, he loves smoking and in rehab we would collude to acquire more nicorette gum, normally I would be against this as two people doing nefarious things for the same prize in a closed environment results in me having less. HOWEVER I didn't really know how to go about manipulating people who only speak spanish (half the detox center) and he doesn't speak any english. So the spanish speakers were heavily influenced by him (They only give out 1 piece after each meal, 20 or so total people there tho, half of which don't ask for it unless manipulated and then give it to us [THE PEOPLE WHO PROPERLY DESERVE IT]. And since I can't talk spanish enough to convince anyone of anything and he speaks extremely bad english we became good friends.
Sometimes I would be very successful for awhile and get like 5-10 pieces and would just split them in half with him. He similarly would come up on a bunch (one time he had like a couple dozen that i think he took from the office when they blinked) and would cut his stock in half. We realized this was a boon and we have sophistication manipulation skills.
After detoxing (him from heroin, me from alcohol) he went to the rehab center (one of 4 they send you too), by luck alone, two days later I followed him to the same place. So through hand signals, the twenty words I wrote down in english = spanish, we now share a drawer of canteen with each other, I get money from the state, he gets money from his sister, we have all the cigarettes we can smoke, share espresso, and we never really have to use a translator but one time I had this Hispanic guy translate for me "I am glad I have a friend in you." and he gave me a hug.
We also play dominos and poker and conspire against staff and the spanish & english speakers for additional come ups. -
2022-07-03 at 10:36 AM UTC in WellHung has consistently posted engaging, beautiful posts that serve as a unification point for our community rather than the...common detractions that force us apart. He is like love in the traditional family, or social acceptance within the circle.
That being said he's still a grown ass man who plays with feces and sends photos of his waste to other men stupid enough to attempt to be his friend.
Also his name is Mattchew which IDK why CandyRein began calling him that but it seems fitting he would be an autistic retard I know from the internet. -
2022-07-03 at 10:34 AM UTC in Florida pastor arrested for allegedly masturbating outside Starbucks...
Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Unrelated but can anyone tell me how I can sculp my weird neckline?
Someone said to use a towel and wrap it around my neck and exercise it. Here is a closeup photo of what I mean
Use a towel and take both ends in your hands and like a C motion pull it back and forth, fists clenched and do it back and forth while you kinda flex up then unflex, flex and then unflex and repeat until you don't have more chins than a Chinese phone book. -
2022-07-03 at 10:32 AM UTC in Would you rather have no arms or be blind?
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2022-07-03 at 10:31 AM UTC in Fonaplats won't be baited into an argument with me.Folks, he's ashamed of who he's let himself become and thus refuses to defend or refute any of the many claims I am making.
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2022-07-03 at 10:30 AM UTC in i head butted and punched a guy last nightwhy didn't she just press the button, Mr. LiesAlot?
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2022-07-03 at 10:22 AM UTC in Liquidation Center Unboxing VideoI like how fat her neck is and how her upper jaw juts out to a degree that looks both deformed and Social Security producing.
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2022-07-03 at 10:21 AM UTC in This evening me & my ole lady dined on Japanese Hot Pot...He drives a pink mini cooper with LUV2SUCK as the vanity plate.
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2022-07-03 at 10:21 AM UTC in Thunder only happens when it's raining.What an engaging post!
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2022-07-03 at 10:19 AM UTC in Started Occupational Training Program.
