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  1. Bradley Dogsbane
    Hate to say it but I like taking girls on dates even when I pay
  2. Bradley Dogsbane
    Ya
  3. Bradley Dogsbane
    Well there was an old man who lived in a hill,
    if he aint dead yet he's probably there still.
    Hitched up the horse and went out to plow,
    just how he got around I'll never know how.

    Well the devil came up and met him up at the gate
    One of your family I'm here to take.
    THe old man cried my family's done,
    he's here to take my only son.

    No it aint your son nor daughter I crave,
    But your old thorny woman its here I'll have.
    Take her on Mr. Devil with the joy of my heart
    and I hope to God that you never will part.

    Well the devil took her out in an old smelly sack
    He looked like a camel with a hump on his back.
    He made it as far as the fork in the road
    He said get off old woman you're a hell of a load.

    When they got down to the gate of Hell,
    he said fire it up let's scorch her well.
    Along came little devil with a length of chain,
    but she picked upa rock and knocked out his brain.
  4. Bradley Dogsbane
    Good morning
  5. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sunday was Street taco Sunday.


    Looks like something a Mexican would make in a converted shopping cart.
  6. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What ingredients have you stolen for your next culinary catastrophe?

    Something French!!!

    You know I get food stamps too right?
  7. Bradley Dogsbane
    Wow billy badass the HCSO listed it as battery and disorderly conduct.
  8. Bradley Dogsbane
    Also he was older, fatter, uglier and more delusional than you of course he died first.

    I'm 30 years younger than you, less fat than you, neither more or less attractive than you were at 30 (5/10), and the same level of deluded. You may have a longer life span than I do but I doubt you'll make it longer than I do. The 30 year gap is too big
  9. Bradley Dogsbane
    What did you tell him
  10. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Steven Korean-American Friendship & Kimchi Association

    I love kimchi
  11. Bradley Dogsbane
    Thanks everyone but I've learned to talk through any communication barriers that may arise in my locale through non violent assertiveness, raising my voice and placing it on my mother's honor.
  12. Bradley Dogsbane
    had a lot of nightmares.

    I was back in high school in the study hall before lunch, we were playing with airsoft pistol wars and I thought they were real until I tried to shoot someone with my heavy ass .22 revolver and only little BBs came out, I thought it was kinda silly and stopped playing I saw that there was a lot of treasure we were playing for so afterward all the treasure was underwater like little cut up statutes and stu ff and I kept diving and gathering them. After I got a bunch of them I iput them in a bag and I gave tehm to my ex (the little mexican girl I was in high school for seven years) and she was working in the library at a cash register and trying to help her best friend try to get cigarettes and was trying to send her money through the cash register but she kept getting scammed. I stayed in the library with her during my next hour which was a communications 2 course I opted to miss, I had a really big bag of pistashios and I remember I was wheeling around the whole library leaving shells everywhere and she was pushing me and finally we started spinning on it with her on my lap and I was feeding her pistachios and she was laughing and kissing me.

    There was a guy there whow as facing a court case where it was like 5 burglars and they would break into houses and rape people and the last house had a bunch of people in it and when they all fled out of the house, 3 of them were killed but him and oen other guy were fine, he broke into another house and killed the owners and when the cops showed up he was fine. His boy got away too. His boy owned an airplane and at one poinnt did a mayday call and said he and the guy weere also involved in the 5 man burglary team and then suicided his plane into a runway with his seatbelt off but because they had the admission of evidence from his friend they were trying to give him life. I listened toa ll the evidence silently and when there was like 10 minutes left I said good bye to my girlfriend and walked to my Comm2 class. I star ted bitching at the teacher who was my former teacher and there were so many little kids running around including my friendw ho overdosed like six months ago.

    They were all happy to see me show upa nd sta rt fucking with the teacher in the middle of class. I started talking to her and she told me I'm not in comm 2 class because no one wanted me to be in communications class my senior year with them and that I should just have another study hall. I was really offended and lit a cigarette. I asid I was goinng to go back to the library and they said I can't and I need to leave.


    I woke up in a lot of pain because of the thunderstorms last night aggravating my arthritis, my body really hurts and I have to go to school,.

    I didn't realize i miss my ex this much, it's been about 7 years since we were together. I feel like shit.
  13. Bradley Dogsbane
    Are you and her brothers related
  14. Bradley Dogsbane
    Ya. Lot
  15. Bradley Dogsbane
    Yep
  16. Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Iseedivision Can't tell if you are trolling or not but the grass always looks greener on the other side
    I never said I have it bad there are lots that have it worse than your friend though

    Both only way I give advice
  17. Bradley Dogsbane
    What kinda art do you do
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    Second
  19. Bradley Dogsbane
    No that's me
  20. Bradley Dogsbane
    I hope things improve wellhung
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