dude i love having such a photogenic penis
what if i'm already in miami and can it be submitted non anonymously
also ACP are you LGBTQ?
Folks in 2019 I was so fucking miserable Alana was leaving me cuz she is my soulmate that I started drinking in the woods everclear just to be not as sad. It didn't work and led to me heavily drinking from Spring of 2019 (when she broke up with me) till like June 1st 2022. I have codependency btw everyone so like when I really love someone a lot of my love and energy and sense of self and will to live is carried with them, which isn't fair to them but IDK I put up with a lot of bullshit in relationships I can't imagine accepting outside of my current romantic interest. Oh and every girl I have is *The One* with 100% confidance till they leave me. I've never broken up with a girlfriend either, i just devolve into emotional and verbal abuse and manipulation techniques until they jump ship and then I get really big sad and fall into a depression.
We tried me moving in and being together in 2020 the following summer which didn't work out because i'm an alcoholic and stand your ground killed someone on the dock who slashed me in the face. That's why I dind't post here much at that time.
Anyway, so I"m walking home from the library with my philosophy book in hand and I realize EYYYYYY i got a new cell phone number, so I type in alana's number (alana is a tranny btw everyone, m to f with a non working penis and small tits), I also have every ex girlfriend i've ever had's numbers memorized, I find memorizing numbers extremely easy and normally don't save numbers in my phone.
so she's all suicidal cuz some guy left her and im like wtf and i guess she's been with him for 2 years and he used her to buy her a bunch of stuff and she's all cutting herself and honestly, i wanted her to send me some noods and maybe say she loves me and misses me, not all this sad ass retarded shit, like bitch i have I hard life too, but then I remember she had those 3 louis vuitton bags so I was like you know it's kinda sad hearing about some other nigga you're in love with when i'm still really in love with you (I'm still in love with all of my exes and will be forever and if any of them wants to come back in my life RN I won't give them anything like money or help, but I will give them 100% of my attention and love them 100% (if I'm single, if i'm in a relationship they will be ignored)) so anyway, back to da story
I want one of these Louis Vuitton bags.
2022-08-29 at 1:27 AM UTC
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Fona is sick today.
Hey OP did you do the Delsym Orange, Orange Juice w/ the pulp, Korbel mixer like I told you to? You'd feel a lot better right now.
If you feel hispanic add in like 20% of a little bottle of hot sauce or a bunch of Jalepenis peppers, knock that cold right out of you.
I think imma start being nicer to you btw, seeing you in this state has made me feel compassion towards you that I hope to extend to all of our other relations. If you'd like ;)
Hey Michael Meyers tell your police friend to come on our forum, he'll be a lot less depressed with a bunch of losers to talk at length with, and you won't go to federal prison.
2022-08-29 at 1:24 AM UTC
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Addicted to escaping.
I should get into counseling for people in Crisis. Not gonna lie, i'm a natural at this shit.
2022-08-29 at 1:23 AM UTC
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Addicted to escaping.
Hey Isseedivision, I can't remember if you're a female or not. Have you ever had a baby? Maybe that would help.
If you're a man, why don't you get off your lazy ass and get a fucking job??? There's an idea. If you work 10-12 hours a day to pay for some other niggas kid you'll be so happy when you get home on your 3,000!!!! $ mattress you probably won't even wake up for shit.
But this whole waaaaaaaaa waaaaaa i wanna lay around and sleep 24 hours a day shit's gotta go. You know who would KILL to have your life? My friend Edrisa in The Gambia. He LOVES being a live, his favorite hobbies are "having his bills paid," "going to work", "eating (any) food" and when someone lets him ride in the back of a truck. He literally told me there is nothing he wouldn't do to have a fat white girlfriend, a job doing construction in the sun, and a small apartment style home.
& u wanna just lay on ur bunk like a punk. What gives???
maybe u need some BAD shit to happen to you to make you appreciate how good you got it. Got a gas station near you? Huff gas and tell your family you're choosing to huff gas and live under a bridge, don't tell them which bridge, go escape down there for a week and ask yourself MAN would I love to just have some warm pizza, an air conditioner on High and some good porn to watch.
You'll be as appreciative as the pope when he's asked to baby sit for the weekend.
I wanna fuck you and HTS one time or for one week before one of us dies abruptly.
Thoughts
People who drink gourmet iced coffees are:
Basic Bitches
Homosexuals
