Yeah, you're sone kind of racist paranoid schizophrenic shitposter and high caliber autiste. Definitely an acquired taste that most forums can't handle. We luv u tho.
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I'm growing my beard out and have been going to the local mosque every Friday. Sudo inspired me, and when I read the words of the prophet Mohammed (PBUH) I knew that I had made many mistakes. I will do right by God and live a good life, and hopefully be able to make amends for the transgressions the jedis deceived me into committing, inshallah.
الله أكبر
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Those were the Golden Ages, they were. Men in black tie, women in the most wonderful dresses... all of them headed down to the local pornographic film establishment. Waiters and waitresses catered to their every epicurean whim as they sat in the theater and were treated to the finest food, the finest drink, and the finest horse cock ever to grace the sticky silver screen. I miss those days. Pornography has somehow gained a reputation for being "seedy", "immoral", and "gross". Things truly were more enlighted back in our day... in the days of formal pornography viewing.
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Originally posted by Greenspam
So I think why some people are retarded by this fact was they wanted to make the border level and land was traded off after North Dakota was apart of the Louisiana purchase which the French owned most of the central portion of what is the USA today.
And the US and Canada almost went to war a few times over it. I think Toronto area was debated as being closer to the US and therefor should become apart of the USA while they (British owned Canada) and the USA fought for some time. Toronto region ended up in Canada while some of the western states like Montana and Washington (which was Oregon Territory as well as Idaho before becoming their own statehood for easier management). those states borders (which was Oregon) was pushed up and given to America in exchange for Toronto region. I think they found Coal and Iron (Steel eventually) in those parts of Canada in which the British claimed they wanted the minerals for their factories.
it wasn't just "Hear.. we draw this fucking line" and that settles that. took a few decades to dispute this shit out. probably more like a solid 100 years.
Ahh yes, the average American is simply confused about basic geography because of their deep education in the history of 18th and 19th century land deals brokered between the US and the British Empire. Easy mistake to make really, under the circumstances.
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Also goddamn, looking at that picture I am riddled with fetal alcohol syndrome. My birth mom should have aborted me if she was just gonna pull that shit.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
If you ever need a good pressure cooker that won't let you down, Home Depot sells the most reliable ones.
I'm a proud patriotic Canadian Muslim man - I'll buy my pressure cookers from Canadian Tire, thanks. Death to America(n big box home improvement retail stores).
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Originally posted by Misguided Russian
Good News Translation "No man who has been castrated or whose penis has been cut off may be included among the LORD's people.
My imam begs to differ. My devotion to Allah swt is unshakeable.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
You either: * Posited some hypothetical scenario in which you kiss an 8 year old and tried to troll us as a result
ngl the description of making out with a 8 year old set off a lot of red flags for me (just like the way it was written), so whether he was trolling or not I'm still inclined to believe he has some nonce-y tendencies himself.
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