Originally posted by mashlehash
Lol who the fuck is this?
Zuckerberg
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
jokes on you.
his guns are just an excuse to go into the woods with his buddies for days.
my guns are just an excuse to partake in kinetic energy transfer with my wife.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-05-02 at 8:50 AM UTC
in
17 & homeless
Originally posted by CASPER
1. Make deal with parents to stat at home until you graduate. Tell them they can call the cops and have you evicted, but youre just afraid that this new "situation" will interfere with your grad. If theyre not dogshit parents, theyll probably give you the 3 weeks. Best case scenario, they forget about it in 3 weeks. Worst case- you got 3 weeks to get your shit together.
2. Sign up for food stamps/ cash aid/ housing. There's usually designated programs for homeless kids. Also Medicare or your contry's equivalent.
3.Call local churchs and ask about group homes/shelters. Or search craigslist or whatever- for someone willing to let you crash for free for a while. Or couchsurf.org or whatever.
4. Start applying to jobs NOW. Even if you bullshit all the references. If you have a friend with a car, try to work out some deal to borrow it, and then start doing door dash/food delivery. Or go the more traditional route and start talking to food delivery places- like Pizza Hut or something. Movie theatre attendant. Anything.
5. It kind of sucks considering i wouldnt consider you a "hard case", but consider starting a Go Fund Me or something comparable.Make a Youtube channel and take day to day videos of your life. Try to be upbeat or inspirational (people love that shit). Take videos with other homeless people to increase feels. Leave links to cashapp/ venmo/paypal/patreon/whatever.
Go on public computers at libraries and shit and download a browser extension like Honey. Most people probably dont do financial transactions on a library computer, but if they do, you get like 10% of what they save repayed to you in a quarterly check.
6. Sign up for all the free samples and shit that you can. Take those surveys and make like 10 cents each. Collect cans and bottles. If you find a restaurant that doesnt lock their bins, you can easily get 10 or 15 bucks in one trip.
Im sure theres morew shit but im bored now
Im so glad i spent 20 minutes on this. No regerts.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Be a mensch and smash the skull with a meat tenderizer first to render it unconscious. Thats what i always did.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Sudo
aldra is your avatar from sesame street? I remember it literally giving me nightmares as a kid
yeah
Originally posted by Octavian
I don't know, a lot of ISIS were full of Tramadol during battles. A shipping container was intercepted with a shit load bound to some Daesh location…
it wasn't tramadol, it was a shitty third world stim, I can't remember the name at the moment though
***it was captagon
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-05-01 at 2:22 AM UTC
in
tc is destroyed
WHEN AN UNSTOPPABLE SCHIZOPHRENIA MEETS AND IMMOVABLE SCHIZOPHRENIA!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-04-30 at 8:50 PM UTC
in
tc is destroyed
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers
Is he dead? That guy was so retarded.
No hes alive i think, but he had a stroke from speedballing and last i talked to him, he was seriously slurring his words and trying to hit a vein in his good arm with his flipper-hand.
I always had to leave TC when he came on bc it made me too sad. Like howi get now when i try to talk to mash n he starts talking about how the moonman tied my shoelaces together because he knows im a jedi.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-04-30 at 11:50 AM UTC
in
tc is destroyed
It's because you cant personalize your chat font color anymore. That was all that ever mattered.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-04-30 at 6:29 AM UTC
in
John Singleton Died
Originally posted by Technologist
Right side of the brain controls the left side of the body.
Left side of the brain controls the right side of the body.
God was drunk when he was doing the wiring
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by aldra
'this stuff tastes like ass'
probably more likely "is this was ass tastes like?"
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-04-28 at 3:31 AM UTC
in
Niggas In Space: The Game
Originally posted by ohfralala
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS A WALMART SCOOTER TO GET AROUND. SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE BONES.
Have you ever seen someone so obese they have NO chins?
Fml.
Originally posted by Sophie
Sorry HTS, the truth is she is a very unattractive elfling.
How DARE you insult the glorious Lalafell race you human filth! You're just jealous because you have to drag your large fleshy bodies around while the superior stout lalafells can propel themselves at incredible speeds running circles around you and beat your ass for talking shit about their adorable features!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-04-28 at 1:44 AM UTC
in
Niggas In Space: The Game
Trinary star system? I guess we're lucky to be Space Niggas. All the Space Whites got naturally selected out of existence via skin cancer.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-04-27 at 11:26 PM UTC
in
Niggas In Space: The Game
Originally posted by ohfralala
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2019-04-27 at 10:24 PM UTC
in
Niggas In Space: The Game
Originally posted by HTS
Ladies and gentleman, we hit paydirt. We found an asteroid that turned out to be ancient, fossilized space jenkem.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Originally posted by tee hee hee
Damn. That pastry fought tooth and nail not to be eaten🙀
I fought the pasty and the pasty won.
.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
