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  1. Octavian motherfucker
  2. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Long overdue catch up since being confined and unemployed.


    Liberating.


    That's a pretty girl. U ever broken ur nose, piglet?
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by DontTellEm That's a pretty girl. U ever broken ur nose, piglet?

    No four eyes, have you?
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  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by HTS Sorry, but nah. Your buddy looks kinda jedi-y, Oct looks like a GQ model but not gay.

    The friend is Spanish and German.The nose is identical. Their eyes are almost identical. Almost identical face shape. Only diff is Octs head is turned and hes trying to make himself jizz with his mind.

    IM NOT CRAZY

    YOURE THE ONE WHOS CRAZY

    Im sorry i defended your honor. :harrumph:
  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian No four eyes, have you?

    Lol. Nah
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian

    CONFIRMED

  7. Octavian motherfucker
    I passed 2 stages of photos and got offered a modelling shoot but fucked it off. Wasn't happy with not having six pack,( hence the challenge I started). Think I should go for it guys?

    Thanks for the GQ comment HTS, much respect. ✌
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  8. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by CASPER The friend is Spanish and German.The nose is identical. Their eyes are almost identical. Almost identical face shape. Only diff is Octs head is turned and hes trying to make himself jizz with his mind.

    IM NOT CRAZY

    YOURE THE ONE WHOS CRAZY

    Im sorry i defended your honor. :harrumph:

    Sorryyyy. I can see those similarities I guess now that you mention it, but like there are a few differences that kinda make a big difference like eye tilt and their ears I guess (your buddies ears are like below his eyes but octs are more parallel?).

    idk

    I'm definitely the one who's crazy. Might just be that oct looks more white basically. *shrug*
  9. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Lol who the fuck is this?

    Zuckerberg
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  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian I passed 2 stages of photos and got offered a modelling shoot but fucked it off. Wasn't happy with not having six pack,( hence the challenge I started). Think I should go for it guys?

    Thanks for the GQ comment HTS, much respect. ✌

    Show me your tits
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Show me your tits

    Dicks first yo
  12. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i would prefer cankle pics from everyone here
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Dregs i would prefer cankle pics from everyone here

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  14. Octavian motherfucker
    DAÀAAAAYYYYUM!
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Nigga swoll(en)
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    .
  17. Candyrein lurk our thread but never post. Doin the slave work too. Nice
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost I would get a portable sprinkler and hook up a tank of my bodily fluids and spray an entire crowded street like a bio terrorist

    I'm surprised this hasn't already been done, many times, but at least once.
  19. I hated shitting as a kid so I would hold it in for like 6 days, and I would constantly be leaking slimy shit into my whitey tighties a couple days beforehand.
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Sploo has really changed since Zoklet. He's actually an intelligent dude and if Scron is right, I hope he persues his current avenue of enlightenment.

    Show me the ways of trianglism.

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