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  1. Originally posted by RestStop Now I know what you're thinking….but what does this have to do with Mike Pence?

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  2. Got mail tramadol and tapentadol for the same price, which idk if causes a false opi pos or not, but guessing not. Hoping I don't get kicked out after drug test tonight. I think I might have failed last week but my manager forgot to follow up with me.

    The drug tests I get are sent to a lab somewhere and cost like $650 dollars each, so I'm surprised how much I've gotten away with so far. Company's website says they test for 95+ metabolites including Crouton, T-PAIN, tramadol, dph, but I've never gotten dinged yet. Hell, I had an ativan for my MRI and flexeril for a week and nothing popped up, so they obviously aren't testing for every single thing that they can.
  3. If anyone wants a link to a couple download rips for PJB let me know. One is 30gb file of 13-14's only but I haven't been able to download the last 10% due to no seeders at the moment, the other is 10gb of everything, but downloads ok. Both rips appear to be wholesomely handpicked despite being 100k-300k pictures each.
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Although overall good, I was slightly disappointed with the ending to the long night.

    #Game of Thrones
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    incoming giant paragraph detected
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietYellow Got mail tramadol and tapentadol for the same price, which idk if causes a false opi pos or not, but guessing not. Hoping I don't get kicked out after drug test tonight. I think I might have failed last week but my manager forgot to follow up with me.

    The drug tests I get are sent to a lab somewhere and cost like $650 dollars each, so I'm surprised how much I've gotten away with so far. Company's website says they test for 95+ metabolites including Crouton, T-PAIN, tramadol, dph, but I've never gotten dinged yet. Hell, I had an ativan for my MRI and flexeril for a week and nothing popped up, so they obviously aren't testing for every single thing that they can.

    Why are you even risking it?
  7. Originally posted by CASPER Why are you even risking it?

    I have a friend who gets off probation in like four months and they keep threatening to revoke his probation and throw him in prison all because he refuses to stop smoking weed. Some people are dumb.
  8. Originally posted by Solstice I have a friend who gets off probation in like four months and they keep threatening to revoke his probation and throw him in prison all because he refuses to stop smoking weed. Some people are dumb.

    lol, i was in the military with this guy who got kicked out a week before he was slated to get out of the military for getting caught on a drug test for weed. he ended up being put on restriction for 2 months (7 weeks past the time he was already supposed to have been gone) and then he got kicked out.
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice I have a friend who gets off probation in like four months and they keep threatening to revoke his probation and throw him in prison all because he refuses to stop smoking weed. Some people are dumb.

    Lol America.
  10. Ok, I texted my manager today that I have a prescription (I dont) for tramadol and naratriptan (I do) and he said "I know. It's been showing up on your UA's. It's fine as long as you're taking it as prescribed, but tell me these things BEFORE they happen. And ditch the Crouton. I can't have it in the house."

    So I got ridiculously lucky. If I hadn't have said that today I probably would have been kicked tomorrow morning after our meeting tonight. I looked it up and the LC/MS drug tests I'm getting test for over 100 metabolites, including Crouton. Thankfully and strangely, T-PAIN nor any other TCA is tested for.
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  11. selling my Crouton to sp most likely
  12. Ghost Black Hole
    Can I have some
  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    spooky the cat, spookythecat
  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost It would be good if you made it like a grilled cheese and put hot sauce in the ketchup

    BBQ sauce is the way to go with cheese toasties.


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  15. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Originally posted by Octavian Although overall good, I was slightly disappointed with the ending to the long night.

    #Game of Thrones

  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian Although overall good, I was slightly disappointed with the ending to the long night.

    #Game of Thrones

    I just finished it.

    Good thing i wasn't watching it with anyone or i wouldve got called out for being a massive nerd.

    WHY WOULD YOU THROW AWAY YOUR FUCKING CAVALRY N SHIT JUST SMASHING THEM AGAINST A WALL OF DEAD, POINTY SHIT?

    shouldve been a fuckton of fire trenches with cleared lanes traveling out like spokes so they could keep them corraled up for dragons/trebuchets. Also surprised no one had any molten rock atop the walls.

    And do the children of the forest just not exist in this universe? Rez zombie Hodor to unleash his epic tard powers and split the Night Army in twain with 3 swings of his mightily retarded +10 STR/+10 HOLY mace-like elephant cock.
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CASPER I just finished it.

    Good thing i wasn't watching it with anyone or i wouldve got called out for being a massive nerd.

    WHY WOULD YOU THROW AWAY YOUR FUCKING CAVALRY N SHIT JUST SMASHING THEM AGAINST A WALL OF DEAD, POINTY SHIT?

    shouldve been a fuckton of fire trenches with cleared lanes traveling out like spokes so they could keep them corraled up for dragons/trebuchets. Also surprised no one had any molten rock atop the walls.

    And do the children of the forest just not exist in this universe? Rez zombie Hodor to unleash his epic tard powers and split the Night Army in twain with 3 swings of his mightily retarded +10 STR/+10 HOLY mace-like elephant cock.

    Notice how they forgot to use those giant swinging logs on the walls of winterfell?
  20. Originally posted by aldra

    What the fuck, that thing is terrifying

    It's like the kind of shit you see after being awake for a week on stimulants

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