Posts by HTS

1. 2019-07-08 at 2:54 AM UTC in My wife is pregnant
   

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   Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 be careful he might become convinced youre a zionist if you disagree with him

   
   typical kike shill bullshit pilpul kys fgt rwds 1488 gtkrwn lol~
2. 2019-07-08 at 2:52 AM UTC in My wife is pregnant
   

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   Also I hope we know each other in 20 years, after the tendrils of this clown world have destroyed your child's life, so I can look down upon you in pity and laugh. If I haven't killed myself by then I mean. Honk honk.
3. 2019-07-08 at 2:50 AM UTC in My wife is pregnant
   

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   It would be so weird having a dad with one leg. Not necessarily bad or anything, just interesting. Like I never really thought about it, but that'd be neat. Boy or girl? Also are you planning on waving your stump at them to try and gross them out? Seems like a dad move to me.
4. 2019-07-07 at 8:21 PM UTC in 28 (sober) days later...
   

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   I kinda figured that's where you were, and I'm really glad that I was correct in my assessment. Sounds like your apartment getting flooded with dirty poopwater cleansed all the metaphorical dirty poopwater from your life, at least for the time being, and that's awesome. 💖
5. 2019-07-07 at 7:07 PM UTC in What is Pegasus virus?
   

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   Probably an STD. He was kinda creepy and sounded like a nonce.
6. 2019-07-07 at 5:25 PM UTC in I missed a chance to buy Belle Delphine's bathwater
   

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   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you have bath waters to sell ?

   
   I couldn't pay people to take my bathwater. Belle Delphine is a goddess. 😫
7. 2019-07-07 at 5:17 PM UTC in I missed a chance to buy Belle Delphine's bathwater
   

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   Originally posted by aldra why
   
   is she so popular

   
   because she's gorgeous and a meme loving gamer thot
   
   was that a rhetorical question
   
   
8. 2019-07-07 at 3:49 AM UTC in AOC's Green New Deal was rejected, 57 votes to 0...
   

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   Originally posted by aldra why?

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Gotta be at least thirty-five years old to be the President. AOC is only 29.

   
   This. Ineligible for 2020, will be like 34 in 2024. Actually she'll turn 35 a month before votes are cast, so maybe she can run for 2024 since she'd technically be assuming the office at 35 and there are probably no laws against campaigning while under age.
9. 2019-07-07 at 2:57 AM UTC in WTC
   

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   Originally posted by toz it's something you can only hope to be and try working at it.

   
   
   
   What if I told you that this exact sentiment is what prompted my inflammatory comment about it being hard to know what Jesus wants?
10. 2019-07-07 at 2:17 AM UTC in WTC
    

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    Originally posted by toz You're coming off as anti-fa

    
    >Christian
    >9/11 conspiracy theories
    >Mike Pence
    
    You're coming off as consistently schizophrenic.
11. 2019-07-07 at 2:13 AM UTC in WTC
    

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    Originally posted by toz Well I guess you'll find out in 100 years or less.

    
    
12. 2019-07-07 at 2:08 AM UTC in WTC
    

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    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country If you aren't right with Jesus/Moses(Judeo-Christian-Values) you have literally only 2 years to become so, or you will be lost.

    
    I try to be right with Jesus but it's hard to know what a 2000 year old delusional, narcissistic carpenter from Palestine wants sometimes.
13. 2019-07-07 at 1:53 AM UTC in WTC
    

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14. 2019-07-07 at 1:40 AM UTC in AOC's Green New Deal was rejected, 57 votes to 0...
    

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    She can't even be president until like 2028, so it's not like anything she does now matters. If anything being this politically contentious and in your face about stuff now is probably completely fucking up her chances 10 years from now.
15. 2019-07-06 at 4:46 PM UTC in wtf is with this ELLIPSIS!?! shit?
    

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    Who knows…
16. 2019-07-06 at 2:30 PM UTC in Healthcare should be completely and utterly paid for by the government
    

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    Originally posted by GGG I bet if you had healthcare you'd still have all your teeth lmao. Do you still keep them in that jar?

    
    J-just FYI, dental isn't covered here. So of you had the Canadian system he'd still be toothless. Just saying. Haha.
17. 2019-07-06 at 3:39 AM UTC in What are you doing for the 4th of july?
    

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    Originally posted by GGG I didn't read it. But now I'm severely disappointed in you. Reposting? My, how the mighty have fallen.

    
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18. 2019-07-06 at 2:53 AM UTC in What are you doing for the 4th of july?
    

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    Originally posted by GGG Lmao holy shit did you write that

    
    Bill Keller wrote that. HIS NAME IS EVEN UNDERLINED.
19. 2019-07-06 at 2:25 AM UTC in What are you doing for the 4th of july?
    

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    Originally posted by toz It's something I witnessed.

    
    Prove it.
    
    
    
    Quality schizoposting.
20. 2019-07-06 at 1:01 AM UTC in Toiletduk made this in 1999
    

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    Is "Mario" code for "Mike Pence"?