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    For real though haircuts are my personal hell - being strapped into a chair and forced to socialize solely through meaningless small talk with a total stranger, with a 50/50 chance I hate what they do to my hair and yet I'll still be obligated to pay and feel obligated to tip them. It's fucking horrible. Fuck that. Nope.

    I wish I had the balls to say "in silence" when they ask how I'd like my hair cut, but that's abrasive af and they'd probably think I was a piece of shit. *sigh*

    So yeah, I don't get my hurr did. Ever.
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    Hair... cut?
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    Fishing in WoW so I can keep my guildies supplies with delicious soup. Fuck my life. *sigh*
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    How the fuck is this a Bill Krozby thread? Have I been taking crazy pills? Jesus.
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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm denying his claim that they threw families into the pit to fight with lions.

    Most of those gladiators were slaves or aristocrats. Being a gladiator put you in a high social status. They were celebrities. It wasn't just a bloodfest where they wanted to watch anyone and everyone get killed. The people wanted a fight.

    Also can you imagine how fucking INSANE it would be to be an average roman citizen then see some shit like an African Elephant pop out into the arena? It'd be like a mythical beast. You'd have little to no concept of what an elephant was before that match. It must have been massively entertaining.

    It was called damnatio ad bestias, and while I'm too lazy to find a primary historical source talking about families being killed en masse specifically, people *were* thrown to the beasts in the arena as a 2-for-one execution/source of entertainment. When you consider how many people used to turn up to an event as mundane as a hanging, you gotta imagine that even if they weren't going to put up much of a fight it'd still be great entertainment.

    Also damn, my leocaust joke getting slept on.
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    Neither proud nor ashamed. I'm okay with who I am. Could be a better person, could be a much worse person. *shrug*
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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace again, not even remotely true.

    Are you seriously denying the unquestionable truth of the leocaust? 6 million Christians were brutally slaughtered by the Romans in every sadistic way you can imagine.
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    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Shut up you atheist cunt. You would be crying if your fantasy came true. They would bitch slaughter your ass.


    Now go make me some Waffles.

    If my fantasy came true, even if they "slaughtered my ass" I'd die with the honor of having rebuilt and reestablished Rome.

    "For let the gods so speed me as I love
    The name of honor more than I fear death."

    UwU
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    Originally posted by aldra I want to see a woman on PCP tear a tranny's arm off in an MMA match

    I want to see lions eating Christians. Rome knew how to party. I'm sure if the Roman empire had lasted to today we'd have PCP addled gladiator women fighting trannies and all kinds of other whack ass shit. Let's rebuild Rome.
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby If you don't believe in climate change then ur a fqkn retard

    Imagine believing in climate change. Imagine believing in the same things Bill Krozby does. lmao
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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What are tabs sensei

    1700 posts in less than a month ain't just having a tab open, it's 1700 posts.
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    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I just always keep this site open on my computer. I'll also shitpost on here in the checkout line or in between sets.

    I think using the internet as a habit is better than watching TV or playing videogames eternally. At least I learn/do things and turned it into a living.

    Using the internet is fine. This site though... smh
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    I expected nothing from this thread and it still let me down.
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    Originally posted by Misguided Russian How did you manage to make 1500 posts in less than a month on this one account alone?

    What does your daily routine look like that you can do this? Have you nothing but NIS in your life? Should NIS get an honorable mention on your gravestone (should you be given a proper burial)?

    Shit, I don't have a life and even I ain't wasting that much of my time here. §m£ÂgØL you needa stahp. You could (and probably should) be doing literally anything else.
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    BIG AGREE.

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    Originally posted by Ghost these fuckers can bee a real pain in the ass


    ftfy
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    Originally posted by aldra kek, I remember reading about the interviews the CDC did with the gay community when AIDS first started becoming a major problem. They'd give them a questionnaire asking how many sexual partners they'd had in a year, ranges of 1-2, 2-5 or 10+, only to find that average numbers were 200-300

    How the fuck do you even be that promiscuous? Even counting half-assed stuff like handjobs I don't think I'm past 10+ for my entire lifetime. That's like fucking 4 new people every week. Most people don't consistently meet that many new people in a week, let alone fuck them.

    I find that shit both disgusting and somewhat impressive. Like damn, you must looooove dick and/or man ass.
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    Oh they 100% did. Holy shit. lol
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    Wasn't there also one they made of Trump's face superimposed on the dude in the epic church fight from the first Kingsman movie? He had BLM in a headlock and a gun to its head or some shit. Wild af. Especially considering everyone who died in that church in the movie would basically have been Trump's base.
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    Secretly recorded documentary footage of life in the Trump household, featuring Donald, Donald Jr, and Ivanka.

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