Posts by HTS

1. 2018-01-15 at 9:17 PM UTC in Post your earliest memory
   

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   Originally posted by Fox Paws No but seriously did you just mention “the jedis” to sound edgy or was there any real meaning to that statement

   
   I bet you unironically think the Earth is round too. How does it feel being such a good goy that you'll accept an idea like death or a spherical Earth? Top lel.
2. 2018-01-15 at 9:15 PM UTC in why can my avatar only be 75x75 even tho I see people will bigger avs than me.
   

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   What a loser! Look at his tiny little avatar, it's so cute. Hahaha.
3. 2018-01-15 at 9:14 PM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
   

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   Originally posted by Number13 become big boss

   
   I don't think anyone here is capable of that. They'd be lucky to reach the level of Ocelot or more likely Kaz/Miller... post-maiming.
4. 2018-01-15 at 8:20 PM UTC in I'm going to canada and mexico.
   

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   Aw, shame you won't be anywhere near me in Canada probably.
5. 2018-01-15 at 8:15 PM UTC in Post your earliest memory
   

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   Originally posted by Fox Paws Sitting in the bathroom contemplating my inevitable death and having an existential crisis. I was like 3 or 4

   
   >being cucked by jedi notions of mortality as early as 3 or 4
   
   smh
6. 2018-01-15 at 8:11 PM UTC in this dude lacks a personality to the point they make generic versions of him as toys
   

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   MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING body, MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING face, weak MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING chin, plaid MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING fashion... the MOON PERSON nu-male in a nutshell.
7. 2018-01-15 at 7:58 PM UTC in How to clean used needles and not get hiv or any other diseases by using bleach
   

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   Bill Krozby you're going to get hep c or hiv doing this and you're going to feel really fucking stupid about it when you realize you could have just used a fresh rig.
8. 2018-01-15 at 7:44 PM UTC in I'm going to canada and mexico.
   

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   Originally posted by benny vader theres nothing more cuckier than being a tourist.
   
   being a tourist is being a someone who goes to places where people had gone before, see things a load of other people had seen before, experiences all things that millions had experienced before …. and going into that place where countless had
   
   came before.
   
   and for what ???

   
   Honestly when I'm on vacation I just like to chill at the beach and go to bars. Fuck tourist traps. Fuck guided tours.
9. 2018-01-15 at 7:30 PM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
   

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   Originally posted by Vizier And to believe this journey began with a highlighter up your ass.

   
   It began before that, chief.~
10. 2018-01-15 at 7:25 PM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
    

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    Originally posted by Issue313 Have you seen the results of that surgery?
    
    Why not just keep your feminine penis?

    
    I mean I'm hoping I can get the orchidectomy this year... which keeps the bepis. But keeping the bepis forever feels like a half measure and I really dont like having dangly bits.
11. 2018-01-15 at 7:22 PM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
    

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    Originally posted by benny vader lol … seriously, you really want to be a girl ???

    
    I really don't, so I'm trying to get it out of the way early.
    
    Just kidding. I mean I don't want to be... but I don't have a choice in the matter. Nobody would choose to chop off their dick. I have to do this.
12. 2018-01-15 at 7:15 PM UTC in Anybody here like farming/village type games? (Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, etc)
    

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    I been playing New Leaf lately and the ability to import clothing designs using QR codes is fucking great. So many cute dresses. Also:
    
    
13. 2018-01-15 at 7:08 PM UTC in If you had 100 million dollars
    

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    Fly to Thailand and get some surgery.
    
    Invest a few million.
    
    Keep a couple million for random shit.
    
    Donate the rest to charity/start a charity.
14. 2018-01-15 at 7:05 PM UTC in are u always on drugs when ur on niggas in space or r u sober
    

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    Sober as a motherfucker.
15. 2018-01-15 at 8:56 AM UTC in Eliminate One Country
    

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    Originally posted by Issue313 We don't need to eliminate any country, we just need better borders between them.
    
    EDIT: Except maybe Israel, fuck those guys.

    
    The fact that Israel wasn't my first choice shows the jedi mind control has been working on me.
16. 2018-01-15 at 8:54 AM UTC in HTS is the most authentic poster on this site
    

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    Originally posted by Vizier He didn't even care about his kids.

    
    She did too.
17. 2018-01-15 at 8:01 AM UTC in Post your earliest memory
    

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    The earliest memory I can recall vividly and without being reminded is me watching ants at a picnic area near some caves in Barbados. I was... 7? To this day I'm impressed by the size of the food they were carrying, and I was mesmerized by the way it moved across the ground.
    
    I definitely have earlier memories, but yeah... not off the top of my head.
18. 2018-01-15 at 6:28 AM UTC in Is anybody else getting this arrow key/backspace error page?
    

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    Originally posted by Enter this was such a gay post

    
    I liked it. Fuck you.
19. 2018-01-15 at 6:27 AM UTC in The scary thing about road rage killings, is it could happen to any of us...
    

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    ... I don't drive.
20. 2018-01-15 at 2:02 AM UTC in HTS is the most authentic poster on this site
    

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    Originally posted by Vizier Who was that other totse/zoklet trannie who had a couple of kids and shoved a curtain rod of his ass one time?

    
    *sigh* HoZ. I hope she's okay. :/