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2018-01-17 at 5:59 AM UTC in Totse_2001 Intervention Thread
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2018-01-17 at 5:57 AM UTC in What is one unusual thing that only you do?
Originally posted by Enter There's this guy I used to talk to who would be blunt as fuck to the point where it was rude as hell, but he didn't see anything wrong with it due to what had to be aspergers. He probably had the worst personality out of anyone I've known both online an IRL, but I guess he couldn't help it.
I'd have to make up a convo as an example, but it'd go like…
Me: Hey, how are you?
Him: (five hours later) I was NOT on the computer at the time you messaged me, look at my personal message next time for details.
Me: Oh okay. So how are you?
Him: I'm good. Have you seen the latest episode of South Park?
Me: Yeah I don't watch that anymore. Was it good?
Him: Yeah, well I do watch it. It was okay.
It might not seem like much, I'm trying not to exaggerate it to make a point, but you can see how that'd get tiring.
Was this somehow me? I'm always terribly afraid that I might be secretly retarded like that... -
2018-01-17 at 5:48 AM UTC in I lose all respect for people who use the π "emoji"You're π just π jealous π that π we π aren't π
miserable π freaks π like π you. π
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2018-01-17 at 5:47 AM UTC in Floopy girltfw nobody calls me a floopy girl
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2018-01-17 at 5:43 AM UTC in What have you been playing lately?
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2018-01-17 at 5:40 AM UTC in I lose all respect for people who use the π "emoji"What a loser. πππ
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2018-01-17 at 4:55 AM UTC in I'm gonna go clean my car.
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2018-01-17 at 4:52 AM UTC in Regarding my son
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2018-01-17 at 4:28 AM UTC in What have you been playing lately?
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2018-01-17 at 4:24 AM UTC in Well, now that I've lost all my money from the crpyto crash, I've decided money ISN'T everything.
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2018-01-17 at 3:07 AM UTC in BeerAsahi or Sapporo because I'm a big fat weeaboo.
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2018-01-17 at 2:59 AM UTC in Working offshore
Originally posted by AngryOnion It's part of an old lumberjack camp joke.
I'm to fucked right now to tell it.
A sailor on a Navy ship had been out to sea for weeks, and was beginning to go through sex withdrawals. Fed up with the lack of sex, he asked one of his shipmates what he did when the pressure was too much to take.
"Well, there's a barrel with a hole in it near the mop storage. When it gets to be too much for us, we use that."
So the sailor went over to the barrel and decided to give it a go. Finding it was better than he'd expected, he began using it regularly, and his problems seemed to vanish.
After a couple of weeks, his commanding officer began to take notice, and said, "You seem to be a lot more relaxed. What's your secret?"
The sailor, embarrassed to give a straight answer, simply said he'd been getting better rest.
"Well good, sailor. You're going to need it," replied the officer. "Today's your turn in the barrel." -
2018-01-17 at 2:51 AM UTC in Mmm, I'm hungry
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2018-01-17 at 2:04 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-17 at 1:46 AM UTC in Just injured my spine deadlifting
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2018-01-17 at 1:45 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-17 at 1:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Malice Yeah, they probably get hit on all the time. What are the odds that out of all those people, if they're even single, you would be the best and capture their interest?
I mean, not that... that's just sad. Just don't pester the poor gals, they're dealing with enough shit and don't need to worry about how it'll effect your tip or if you'll get petty and complain to the boss if she shoots you down.
Not that LSD seems like the kinda guy to do that... just... leave 'em alone. -
2018-01-17 at 1:38 AM UTC in Eliminate One Country
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2018-01-17 at 1:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-17 at 12:17 AM UTC in Anyone who eats pussy is a fucking piece of shit.
