Posts by HTS

1. 2018-02-02 at 2:30 AM UTC in motherfuckers finally jacked me for my water bottle
   

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   Originally posted by Issue313 I feel your pain OP. Good water bottles are hard to find.
   
   EDIT: invest in an hydration belt, something like pic related. I use one when I go running.
   

   
   It's like a holster for beta males. 😂😂😂
2. 2018-02-02 at 2:26 AM UTC in Good breads to buy?
   

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   Originally posted by Malice Has scron ever made iyou come from fucking you?

   
   Wouldn't you like to know... 🤗
3. 2018-02-02 at 2:07 AM UTC in Good breads to buy?
   

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   Originally posted by infinityshock you dont have to be coy about wanting a perpetual dick torpedoed up your shit chute.

   
   I doooon't.
   
   
4. 2018-02-02 at 2:04 AM UTC in Good breads to buy?
   

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   Originally posted by infinityshock so you do it for free…

   
   You know... no... I mean, I like... don't do it at all? That's a lie. I don't just give it away though. 😡
5. 2018-02-02 at 1:46 AM UTC in Good breads to buy?
   

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   Originally posted by Malice Imagine that faggot dribbling all over the sheets from the prostate stimulation, his feminized dick half erect, moaning with pleasure as he buries his red face in the sheets. He probably would, you wouldn't even have to force him, that faggot.

   
   N-no. What do you mean by "he wouldn't even have to force me"? I'm not like that... I'm good... I'm not a whore... nothing about that sounded appealing or realistic... I'm not a whore. I'm not.
6. 2018-02-01 at 11:01 PM UTC in Good breads to buy?
   

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   Originally posted by Daily I would go on PrEP just so I could fuck HTS bareback in his little faggot ass

   
   I'm not gay...
7. 2018-02-01 at 10:35 PM UTC in Good breads to buy?
   

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   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Look between your legs, about half way down. See that? Those are fat knees. Now that I not elf would be so bad. But when you when you toss that pudgy face on top and stuff those beady little lifeless eyes in the middle of you pudding puss you wind up with the dumbest looking thing to ever try and wear a skirt.

   
   I don't evrn disagree with a lot of this... but my knees aren't fat. 😢
8. 2018-02-01 at 10:27 PM UTC in I just narKed on all the drug dealers I know
   

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   Snitches get bitches.
9. 2018-02-01 at 8:38 PM UTC in Good breads to buy?
   

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   Originally posted by Malice Countdown to overdose/suicide. Not even having family around could finally push you over the edge, unless you and scron got back together or you replaced him, but that also has a high chance of eventually leading to suicide.

   
   Me and scron still together. Togetha4eva.
10. 2018-02-01 at 7:11 PM UTC in hate... women... hate...
    

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    Enter how upset were you when r/incels got shut down? Did you cry?
11. 2018-02-01 at 7:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    

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    Originally posted by Enter did you fuck her? fucking whore met up with and fucked multiple zoklet guys, just like the rest of them.
    
    bumble was a disgusting whore cunt.

    
    Bumble is a sweet, innocent girl and I will not tolerate this bullshit from you mich longer, Enter. Bumble is, was, and always will be waifu-tier.
12. 2018-02-01 at 7:07 PM UTC in motherfuckers finally jacked me for my water bottle
    

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    Who steals a water bottle? For what purpose?
13. 2018-02-01 at 7:05 PM UTC in Good breads to buy?
    

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    Originally posted by Lanny You're moving out of your parents place?

    
    Ye, they just put in an offer on a condo for me to rent from 'em today. UwU
14. 2018-02-01 at 2:55 PM UTC in has anyone here besides sploo actually tried dee ex em?
    

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    Enter... you know I dabbled in dex for years. Bundy is a holy substance, intended only to be imbibed by the Chosen Ones. You don't choose the bundy, the bundy chooses you. Anyone who says it's shit-tier is just not one of the Chosen.
15. 2018-02-01 at 12:11 PM UTC in I genuinely don't believe men have feelings.
    

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    Originally posted by Enterita Look at the average woman: emotional, empathetic, loving, etc.
    
    Now look at the average man: fighting, hurting, stone cold, making fun of everything.
    
    MEN DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS. ALL MEN ARE SOCIOPATHS.
    
    And people ask me why I hate men.
    
    They're all fucking awful. How can my fellow women not see that?

    
    Pretty much. Fuck 'em.
16. 2018-02-01 at 11:57 AM UTC in Good breads to buy?
    

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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fat people will use any word they can to avoid the word fat.

    
    B-but there's like hardly any fat there... it's all bone n muscle n tendons n shit.
    
    I mean I'm fat in other ways sure but fat knees? FAT KNEES? What even is that?
17. 2018-02-01 at 11:47 AM UTC in Good breads to buy?
    

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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your knees are too fat to eat bread.

    
    My knees are BULKY. Not fat. 😡😡😡
18. 2018-02-01 at 11:43 AM UTC in Guide To Bieng and beta Male.
    

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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your knees are fat

    
    *cries*
19. 2018-02-01 at 11:40 AM UTC in They must have a bunch of mutant chickens with wings growing all over
    

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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Vegans are beta chumps

    
    Beta chumps think being beta means not living by a code of ethics and not having the strength or willpower to protect innocent animals. smh
    
    I really wanna go vegan.
20. 2018-02-01 at 11:37 AM UTC in Good breads to buy?
    

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    Holy shit I looked up a sourdough recipe and it's like an involved week long process. Making a loaf when I get to my new place for sure. #goals