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2018-03-14 at 11:18 PM UTC in Do you donate or volunteer?
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2018-03-14 at 10:23 PM UTC in Rate your physical appearance 1-102, maybe 3 if I'm being generous. I look like shit and I'm ashamed to be seen in public.
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2018-03-14 at 9:36 PM UTC in How do you groom yourself?I don't.
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2018-03-14 at 9:33 PM UTC in yo mtv, welcome to my cribWill post pics from my new crib in a week. 💖
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2018-03-14 at 8:58 PM UTC in what did nikola tesla do that has pseudo science types sucking his dick all the time?Fell in love with a pigeon and was the IRL Tony Stark.
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2018-03-14 at 8:30 PM UTC in If you became the leader of your country, what would be your first decision?Pursue annexation by the United States of America.
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2018-03-14 at 8:25 PM UTC in Do you donate or volunteer?No, because it'd feel fake. Forced. Like a mask that makes me seem like a better person than I am. Sometimes I want to do it, but then I remember that I'm a shitty person and pretending not to be isn't going to change that.
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2018-03-14 at 9:36 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
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2018-03-14 at 9:02 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
Originally posted by BRiCK tell me about the time you fucked sav.
in detail.
It was a dark and stormy night in Minnesota. The power at Sav's mom's house had just gone off on account of the electrical nature of said storm. Early that day I'd disembarked from a 20-something hour bus and train based pilgrimage from my home in the suburbs of Toronto, Canada... and I was horny. After plying the young girl with a few choice awkward autistic mumblings, she agreed to disrobe.
I'd never seen a girl so beautiful in my life. We started on the floor, with condoms hastily procured from some unknown STD clinic. They were too small for my throbbing tumesence, but I honored her wishes for me to continue wearing them - at least at first. As I cupped her perky breasts in my inexperienced hands and kissed her neck, I slid my engorged dick into her and quickly realized that with the condom on I wouldn't be able to maintain an erection, let alone reach any kind of ejaculative climax.
After much pleading with her, she permitted the removal of my penile straightjacket. It was fantastic - moist, warm, and as tight as two black kids who grew up together in the hood. I began pounding harder, continuing to cup and fondle her breasts; pinching her nipples between my fingers as I let lust take control of my body.
As I was nearing my moment of orgasm, virginity thoroughly lost within the love of my life's nethers, sixteen angry clowns burst into her mother's living room and began pelting us with cans of Faygo™. I'll never forget the look in her eye as I began screaming.
And that's the story of the time I fucked Sav. -
2018-03-14 at 8:42 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-14 at 8:39 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
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2018-03-14 at 8:28 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
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2018-03-14 at 8:26 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
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2018-03-14 at 8:17 AM UTC in Wouldn't it be insane if you actually became the oldest or one of the oldest people in the world?Being the oldest living person would be weird. The way I've lived, I honestly have no right living that long. I'm not even sure I'll make it to my next birthday haha.
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2018-03-14 at 8:15 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
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2018-03-14 at 7:54 AM UTC in The Wednesday ThreadShitttttt. I gotta go to the bone doctor tomorrow. And then the whole week after that is gon be hell. Help. 😐
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2018-03-14 at 7:49 AM UTC in Democracy: The God that failed
Originally posted by benny vader dont be a retard.
the people collectively could never provide rewards and compensation …
monetary or otherwise to their ellected representatives as much as your capital feudal lords could.
monies, the abilities to get desired things …. sway people and unless and until ellected representatives are free to extract monies and sexual favors freely and rampantly with absolute impunity form their ellectorates …..
they will always kowtow to the amalgam of corporations that could provide them with monies and pussies instead of their own ellectorates.
why else would a public service such as medical care be so unaffordable ???
>direct democracy
>elected representatives
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2018-03-14 at 7:34 AM UTC in Make a prediction about the future of the poster above you
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2018-03-14 at 7:31 AM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
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2018-03-14 at 6:23 AM UTC in Which drugs do you take to function on a daily basis?Spironolactone, estrogen, and levothyroxine. 🤗
