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Posts by HTS

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    I am too emotionally repressed to ever do this.
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    god is a joker, man. a real joker.
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    Originally posted by Malice Does your life ever feel so empty and meaningless you just want to break down and cry? I was just walking to the post office looking at plants and it was just like, "What happened? The world didn't always feel like this?"

    all the time just stop thinking lol life gets sooo much better when you stop thinking about stuff
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    I have autogynephilia. 😢
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    Originally posted by gumbo Ahuahuahua

    isn't that some like super crazy potent jungle drug they do in like the amazon or something
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    She seems like she'd be a fun gal to hang out with so definitely.

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    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency What are the black seed looking things

    Morning glory seeds. Which is what those little baggy things are.
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    I like 'em. Fresh blood. It was getting a bit incestuous without them.
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    I'm already a walking warning sign, but I guess "big swinging dick" would be appropriate.
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    Originally posted by RisiR † It was his destiny and led to the happiest moment in his life.

    Playing the ukulele to some geese.


    I wish I was the kind of person who could do the shit §m£ÂgØL does unironically, but hitchhiking because its cool and playing a uke to geese just to have a story about playing a uke to geese seems vain and hollow to me and I'd hate myself for even trying. *sigh*
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    Originally posted by DietPiano Maybe you shouldn't have ran away from home to a drug addict and her husband.

    I'd say these are the kind of choices that lead to growth as an individual, but it really only changed him for the worse.

    §m£ÂgØL... seriously bud, get over it.
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    Originally posted by apric0t It doesn't matter how inconvenient or how terrible the choice, it was still a choice you ignored and ACCEPTED sex to avoid.

    Pretty sure it does. I mean, hyperbolic example here, but "I'll kill your family in front of you and then you if you don't suck my dick" is a choice too. A terrible choice. One that I don't think many people would argue is anything but rape.

    So clearly being given a choice can be a prerequisite of rape. It's just a matter of where we draw the line on coercion. Shoop woop. Sleeping in a ditch is preferable to anal with Bill Krozby for most people, but -mal-'s feels are important. Whether or not Bill Krozby is legally or morally culpable for a rape is pretty subjective, but knowing Bill Krozby I'm airing on the side of rape.
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    Originally posted by Fonaplats That's normal.
    All men do that.

    Thank you for confirming my not-a-manhood even further. :|
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    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING This poor fat bastard had so many illusions shattered all at once it's not even funny.

    You're not light.
    You're not a ninja.
    Your surroundings are not built to last.
    Your shower pole is not real metal, just chromed hollow tubing.
    You landlord wouldn't even secure it correctly.
    You have no income protection or recourse if you hurt yourself.
    You have no way of paying your rent if you were unable to work due to back pain.
    You have no friends who will help you out.
    You are an atomised individual.
    And yet you pay so much money to be an overgrown child.
    You are an overgrown child in a dingy apartment.
    Your dingy apartment isn't made to last.
    Your dingy apartment is mostly fake.
    You have no DIY skills.
    You can't repair the damage you just did to your fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last.
    You have 3 "roommates" (really apartment mates, as you each have a storage closet to sleep in) and none of them have the slightest loyalty to you.
    Especially the feminist jedi one who always hated you.
    Your landlord, Marvin Shekelstein, will make you pay dearly for the damage you just did to his fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last. What sort of maintenance man charges $1500 an hour?
    Your boss, Chaim Shekelsberg, won't give a shit about your excuses for not showing up to work on Monday.
    You have no medical insurance and no way of paying a $100,000 American Medical bill.
    You might be moving back home, to your racist, homophobic, white trash parents.
    You might be moving back home, just like that white trash loser with the back problem and the opiate addiction thanks to Dr. Sackler and America's love of highly addictive opiates.
    Worst of all the jedis might directly attack your credit score.
    They might never let you work as a journalist for them, chronicling how evil and racist the alt-right is.

    A lot of this... seems a little too specifc.
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    Originally posted by Daily

    She's probably OSS or French resistance, which is pretty authentic I guess.
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    Originally posted by gumbo Says guy who thinks he's a girl because he has prepubescent tits.

    Tits are inherently pubescent, you philistine.
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    Originally posted by Red_Woman I like the word moist.
    Why fringe though?

    Reminds me of minge. Lemme lick your moist fringe.
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    Fringe.

    Moist.
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    Originally posted by gumbo Did you just use the same joke twice in a row you uncreative fuck

    You aren't worth the time, and probably needed the reiteration for comprehension's sake.
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