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Do u nerds play online video games all day?
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2018-05-22 at 10:15 PM UTCLol
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2018-05-22 at 10:47 PM UTCYeah I play online card games. Spades and hearts are my specialty.
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2018-05-22 at 10:55 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-22 at 11:16 PM UTCPlay rust
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2018-05-22 at 11:19 PM UTC
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2018-05-23 at 12:23 AM UTCFlag games BF42 with modded maps
people hanging out on the wings and swooping down, sometimes crashing into a mob and killing everyone.
Please don't give urban terrorist any ideas or we'll have to ban German Luftwaffe planes -
2018-05-23 at 12:24 AM UTC
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2018-05-23 at 12:27 AM UTC
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2018-05-23 at 12:51 AM UTCI love Russian checkers...you know who wins before the games starts. Stress free.
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2018-05-23 at 12:52 AM UTC
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2018-05-23 at 1:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by EllariaSand
This poor fat bastard had so many illusions shattered all at once it's not even funny.
You're not light.
You're not a ninja.
Your surroundings are not built to last.
Your shower pole is not real metal, just chromed hollow tubing.
You landlord wouldn't even secure it correctly.
You have no income protection or recourse if you hurt yourself.
You have no way of paying your rent if you were unable to work due to back pain.
You have no friends who will help you out.
You are an atomised individual.
And yet you pay so much money to be an overgrown child.
You are an overgrown child in a dingy apartment.
Your dingy apartment isn't made to last.
Your dingy apartment is mostly fake.
You have no DIY skills.
You can't repair the damage you just did to your fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last.
You have 3 "roommates" (really apartment mates, as you each have a storage closet to sleep in) and none of them have the slightest loyalty to you.
Especially the feminist jedi one who always hated you.
Your landlord, Marvin Shekelstein, will make you pay dearly for the damage you just did to his fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last. What sort of maintenance man charges $1500 an hour?
Your boss, Chaim Shekelsberg, won't give a shit about your excuses for not showing up to work on Monday.
You have no medical insurance and no way of paying a $100,000 American Medical bill.
You might be moving back home, to your racist, homophobic, white trash parents.
You might be moving back home, just like that white trash loser with the back problem and the opiate addiction thanks to Dr. Sackler and America's love of highly addictive opiates.
Worst of all the jedis might directly attack your credit score.
They might never let you work as a journalist for them, chronicling how evil and racist the alt-right is.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-25 at 1:16 AM UTCCompletely unrelated
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2018-05-25 at 1:22 AM UTCOP only talks to boys and only exercises his small dick.
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2018-05-25 at 2:14 AM UTCJust done murking some fags in FIFA.
Net 6 and chill... -
2018-05-25 at 2:28 AM UTCNo, as a real nerd I study.
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2018-05-25 at 3:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING This poor fat bastard had so many illusions shattered all at once it's not even funny.
You're not light.
You're not a ninja.
Your surroundings are not built to last.
Your shower pole is not real metal, just chromed hollow tubing.
You landlord wouldn't even secure it correctly.
You have no income protection or recourse if you hurt yourself.
You have no way of paying your rent if you were unable to work due to back pain.
You have no friends who will help you out.
You are an atomised individual.
And yet you pay so much money to be an overgrown child.
You are an overgrown child in a dingy apartment.
Your dingy apartment isn't made to last.
Your dingy apartment is mostly fake.
You have no DIY skills.
You can't repair the damage you just did to your fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last.
You have 3 "roommates" (really apartment mates, as you each have a storage closet to sleep in) and none of them have the slightest loyalty to you.
Especially the feminist jedi one who always hated you.
Your landlord, Marvin Shekelstein, will make you pay dearly for the damage you just did to his fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last. What sort of maintenance man charges $1500 an hour?
Your boss, Chaim Shekelsberg, won't give a shit about your excuses for not showing up to work on Monday.
You have no medical insurance and no way of paying a $100,000 American Medical bill.
You might be moving back home, to your racist, homophobic, white trash parents.
You might be moving back home, just like that white trash loser with the back problem and the opiate addiction thanks to Dr. Sackler and America's love of highly addictive opiates.
Worst of all the jedis might directly attack your credit score.
They might never let you work as a journalist for them, chronicling how evil and racist the alt-right is.
A lot of this... seems a little too specifc.
