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2020-06-03 at 1:08 AM UTC in This is a guy who thinks I have a bug nose
Originally posted by Kev Gotcha. You said you blacked out 45 minutes after meeting up with chunt, what happened the first few minutes? Was he all like "lets go bitch! your gonna die tonight!" ? How did you guys end up on the beach hanging out like bros?
He was pretty nice tbh, there were like 5 of us and we all went to a public school to sit on the steps and drink liquor. Ironically I declined the booze because I didn't wanna black tf out. The last thing I remember is leaving the school and walking along the sidewalk. Then it's the beach. No idea how we got there. Apparently they considered abandoning me at the dianetics place in Toronto at one point and letting the scientologists sort me out. -
2020-06-02 at 9:50 AM UTC in This is a guy who thinks I have a bug nose
Originally posted by Kev She asked people to guess what present she was getting and you said a gunshot wound. You were hate-flirting with her, it was so cute dawg.
I'm fairly certain that was more wishful thinking than flirtation on my part, but I can see how you might think that.
Originally posted by Kev No, its not much of a shock but since you reminded me, had any other highlighter incidents since? :P
I dont blame the money, I blame the electronics. I remember you saying your parents sucked cause they wouldnt let you play WoW too much or something. Then again i loved my online gaming too and… actually im not sure i can pretend i turned out that much better but i do have a job, im not fat and dont cross-dress. you mad brah? :D
No highlighter style incidents since then - I learned my lesson. As for my parents? Like that WoW anecdote hints at, my parents were very much not okay with the role electronics were playing in my life. I wasn't even playing that much WoW back then... but my only friend at the time... he was skipping school to play that shit, and my parents were kinda freaked out that I was gonna fall into the same trap. It's not like that was some one-off last ditch effort to curb the influence computers had on me either, they spent the whole of my adolescence trying to meticulously monitor and curate everything I did online. They absolutely were not okay with me being raised by electronics.
I think the big misconception here is cause and effect: I didn't end up like this because of computers, I ended up spending all my time on computers because I'm like this. My parents struggled so hard to steer me towards having a normal productive life, but I was/am a weird little aspie retard and it was never going to happen. Like in all honesty this is probably the best outcome they could have hoped for with me. -
2020-06-01 at 3:23 PM UTC in This is a guy who thinks I have a bug nose
Originally posted by Kev I see, that sucks. did you become a tranny to feel like less of a failure or were you always gay? back on totse i had the impression you were straight, hitting on chunt's girl and all. In your opinion, what went wrong in life? I recall you having rich parents so did they just hire electronics to raise you? also, you know where Joe is at?
I was hitting on chunt's girl? Whaaaaaaat? I'm absolutely bi, but I don't remember that. I'm known mostly for getting stuff stuck in my asshole, it can't be that much of a shock that I graduated from highlighters to dick, neh?
Anyway, I'm pretty happy overall. Only thing that sucks is being an unhealthy fatty. It may seem like my life went wrong somewhere, but parasitism is in my nature. If I were working 40 hours a week then something would definitely have gone wrong, from my perspective. But I guess from the outside looking in, that perspective is in and of itself something that went wrong. My parents were perfectly middle class - not exactly wealthy to the point of hiring robot butlers to raise me and fuck me up so don't blame the money. I think I'm probably genetically hardwired to be like this. :p -
2020-06-01 at 8:48 AM UTC in For anyone who thinks Derek M. Chauvin wasn't a racist murderer...So many people discriminating against Derek, I'm sick of all these chauvinist riots.
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2020-06-01 at 8:07 AM UTC in This is a guy who thinks I have a bug nose
Originally posted by Kev dayum, sounds like a trip. glad no serious shit went down tho. What else happened the past decade? You got a job, degree, did becoming a tranny help you get laid? What do your parents think about your transcendence? Are you still fat?
No job, no degree, living on disability like the parasitic scum I always knew I was. I don't think it's really helped me with getting laid lol I have a bf but if he broke up with me I'd probably die alone. My parents are begrudgingly tolerant and understandably confused. I sympathize.
Still fat. Fatter even.
Originally posted by Misguided Russian you met up with panzer? was he the same user as spinal_cord?
Yeeee. I met up with him a few times, 'though I dunno how he'd feel about me sharing the deets. Nothing salacious or anything, but he's a responsible dude with a career and doesn't need his youthful legal indiscretions brought up a decade after the fact. Suffice it to say he's a good dood, probably one of the all around best people I've ever met. He's the walking embodiment of a person having their head screwed on right, humble and capable. Shame I was/am an autistic tard who didn't/doesn't know how to socialize; if I could make friends he'd be the kind of friend I want to have. haha
Dunno if he was spinal_cord though. We don't talk anymore really. *shrug* -
2020-05-31 at 9:50 PM UTC in This is a guy who thinks I have a bug nose
Originally posted by Kev well damn, how has been the life, muhnigguh? Did that fight with chunt happen?
I don't think it happened. I took 2 boxes of coricidin and blacked out 45 minutes after we all met up. I have like 1 memory from that night - we were all on the beach, and panzerfaust0 was trying to make me zip up my coat/hoodie or whatever I was wearing because it was cold out. Aside from that I just remember meeting up and everyone drinking at a public school, and then I came to in a random dive bar. For all I know I died that night fighting with chunt or jumping into frigid Lake Ontario to spite the man trying to keep me from freezing to death, and everything since has been an intensely vivid pre-mortem hallucination. Or I've been in a coma for the last 15 years.
We met up though, yeah.
PS: I'm a tranny now.
PPS: JK I'm a devout Muslim.
PPPS: But really, I'm a tranny. -
2020-05-31 at 5:10 PM UTC in This is a guy who thinks I have a bug nose
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2020-05-31 at 4:10 PM UTC in Definition of "nigger"
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2020-05-31 at 4 AM UTC in Look at Hiki's MASSIVE COCK NOSE
I just wanna reiterate that these two really are like long-lost siblings in both appearance and mannerisms. -
2020-05-31 at 12:35 AM UTC in This is a guy who thinks I have a bug nose
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2020-05-31 at 12:32 AM UTC in YO Fuckers Wassup?I thought you got arrested for making out with a 9 year old.
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2020-05-31 at 12:28 AM UTC in This is a guy who thinks I have a bug noseOctavian is pretty objectively good looking. He's classically handsome. If he were a drama kid and knew how to act, I could see him being in the movies. He's straight up aesthetically pleasing. Trying to turn this around on him was a bad call, dood.
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2020-05-28 at 5:23 AM UTC in Getting oldI too am getting older. Shocking, I know. You'd think it'd be something that not many people go through, but it turns out literally everyone is getting older. And it sucks.
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2020-05-27 at 8:22 AM UTC in Later
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2020-05-27 at 6:52 AM UTC in I'm going to build a real successor to TotseHiki even kinda looks like YanDev, jfc.
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2020-05-27 at 3:24 AM UTC in I'm going to build a real successor to TotseGood luck OP, though I feel like you're going to be the YanDev of totse successor admins.
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2020-05-26 at 4:14 AM UTC in I just purchased some lego to send to my online internet long distance chinese girlfriend for her birthdayπ
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2020-05-26 at 3:52 AM UTC in The Moon Should Be The 51st US StateSpace niggas.
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2020-05-25 at 8:36 PM UTC in Which race is the worstWh*toids are the worst, they oppress the true ginger master race to this very day.
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2020-05-24 at 5:15 AM UTC in I have a new name for my online internet Chinese long distance girlfriend
Originally posted by Grylls I now call her Petal, I think itβs so sweet but she still calls me babe and sometimes calls me nigga
Lmao nigga you been smoking some petals or what? Why get creative about it? For real tho, petal is an adorable pet name but it's definitely weird and most people aren't going to stray from what's natural. Like "babe", nigga.
