Posts by HTS

1. 2019-03-23 at 8:31 AM UTC in This is the greatest musical instrument ever created
   

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   No, that would be these:
   
2. 2019-03-23 at 7:03 AM UTC in What happened to the king of the TC fags, aka Grimace?
   

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   Originally posted by blaster master Where is that bald fuckboi? I miss him.

   
   I think he might be dead. He wasn't in TC on a Saturday. I can see no other possible explanation.
3. 2019-03-23 at 6:32 AM UTC in How can i trick a girl into liking me
   

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   Originally posted by Narc Women know this fill well despite what some might say.
   
   
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   Vaguely Freudian.
4. 2019-03-23 at 5:57 AM UTC in Benefits of being a girl
   

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   Originally posted by gadzooks Why do these "which gender has it better/worst" threads occur with so much frequency?

   
   Because incels wanna circlejerk over how hard men have it.
5. 2019-03-23 at 5:44 AM UTC in Antinatalists are all fucking retarded
   

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   Originally posted by whoami picture in op's post is a representation of him struggling and failing to refute the antinatalist position on philosophical grounds

   
   I may be dating the stupid bastard but damn he can be a stupid bastard sometimes. 😫
6. 2019-03-23 at 5:26 AM UTC in Benefits of being a girl
   

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   Discreet masturbation. Girls can lay on their tummy and look at a laptop on their bed and nobody is any the wiser. Milimeters of movement required, vs the obvious inches men's hands must travel to manipulate their meat.
7. 2019-03-23 at 4:37 AM UTC in Lanny, how do you decide how long to banny?
   

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   Originally posted by -SpectraL They just don't like a trigger-happy admin who bans people when he's drunk

   
   If anything I'm fine with this, I just think the trigger happy bans should all be equal instead of their length being defined via a moment-to-moment subjective determination of how annoying the person is being/has been in the past. *shrug*
   
   I mean if I was ever an admin I'd probably be doing it the way he does it too, but it's like Wild West justice. There need to be rules for how bans work, not just how you get banned. :o :o
8. 2019-03-22 at 11:58 PM UTC in What have you eaten today?
   

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   Originally posted by urinal I have only had liquids today, because I'm a thirsty boy.

   
   NARCissist?
9. 2019-03-22 at 9:34 PM UTC in Lanny, how do you decide how long to banny?
   

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   Originally posted by apric0t I'm pretty sure a little pre-cum seeped out of that penis HTS' so ashamed of when Lanny called it a queen.

   
   
10. 2019-03-22 at 8:28 PM UTC in 🚂 Half Baked Express
    

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    *stands on the tracks*
11. 2019-03-22 at 8:07 PM UTC in Bible = cashgrab DLC for Abrahamism
    

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    Originally posted by Methuselah Atheism = GOTY

    
    Vague spiritualism = that one really good, yet widely slept-on artsy indie game that reminds people what gaming is all about
12. 2019-03-22 at 10:30 AM UTC in Lanny, how do you decide how long to banny?
    

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    Originally posted by Lanny What do you want to see happen here Lucy? What do you think is the appropriate way to the three posters in question?

    
    Either no bans or equal application of ridiculously lengthy bans. Your choice.
13. 2019-03-22 at 7:39 AM UTC in Lanny, how do you decide how long to banny?
    

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    Originally posted by Lanny So the tl;dr here is that ban lengths are proportional to how much of a belligerent cunt a poster is in response to warnings or prior bans.

    
    So basically how much you like the person and your BAC.
14. 2019-03-22 at 7:37 AM UTC in How can i trick a girl into liking me
    

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15. 2019-03-22 at 7:23 AM UTC in Misoretardia: When Life's Retards Drive You Mad
    

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    You're a tardphobic piece of shit.
16. 2019-03-22 at 6:55 AM UTC in Lanny, how do you decide how long to banny?
    

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    Originally posted by Jυicebox It's based off of how often you do it
    
    Scron was only banned for hours at a time in the beginning

    
    Scron only started spamming because his threads were being spammed and Lanny refused to do anything about it, and then HE got banned for retaliating. This unjust banning spurred the entire crusade. When the rules/rulers become unjust, it's every user's duty to fight back.
17. 2019-03-22 at 6:50 AM UTC in Lanny, how do you decide how long to banny?
    

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    When my sweet innocent bf fucks around a bit he gets banned for months/years, but when §m£ÂgØL shits up the forum he only gets a couple days?
    
    And I bet you won't even ban him for ban evading either.
    
    Finny gets banned for 1000 years, but at least his spam is kinda funny and relevant to the community and not just a bunch if stupid gifs of static.
18. 2019-03-21 at 11:55 AM UTC in Toronto is the land of opportunity
    

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    Toronto is a really chill city and you'd probably end up swimming in women with your accent. 👍
    
    Canadians are annoyingly progressive though and degeneracy (like the kind that allows me to exist in peace) runs rampant there in particular. Still really nice though. And like, there's a LOT of stuff within a couple hours of Toronto including the US border. You could pick a worse city to work abroad in for sure. :o
19. 2019-03-21 at 7:44 AM UTC in Spells that work
    

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    Originally posted by gadzooks The kind that doesn't really get you high.
    
    I'm just experimenting with it because I used to love weed, but THC fucks me up in a bad way now for some reason.
    
    Purely CBD weed gives me.some of the benefits of regular weed, without the intense anxiety and dysphoria.

    
    Fuck, I miss the days when I could smoke weed without that happening. I really need to try the pure CBD stuff. I also wanna try the pure CBD stuff mixed with varying amounts of "real" weed, because I remember hearing somewhere that the anxious nightmare I experience every time I smoke could be based on the disproportionately high THC:CBD ratio in modern weed. *sigh*
20. 2019-03-20 at 10:50 PM UTC in Supreme Court rules 5-4 in favor of indefinite detention of non-citizens
    

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    Originally posted by GGG That would be a hilarious joke if I was actually gay, faggot. Namely, you. If you find that irritating imagine how the rest of us feel whenever you're around.