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    Originally posted by Nil I mean he went from non-functional to functional, how is that not a success story?

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    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III also don't you smoke meth too? i haven't done it since october. and my rock bottom was just working a (slightly better than) minimum wage which is apparently still at a higher level than your normal existence so idkr what ur trying to say

    idk why you felt the need to flex on me in the first place, but shit like this is not the sign of a man who's life is somehow less in shambles than my own:



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    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III don't lie, your room is fucking dirty, we've all seen it

    Do you mean the room in my parents' basement I was doing trash angels in like 3 years ago? I live in a different city now. I mean, not gonna lie my kitchen is a war zone and there's a steadily growing amount of trash on every table, but my life is less in shambles than it's been in as long as I can remember. :o

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III also don't you smoke meth too?

    Like two or three times a year? I barely even drink these days. Life is good.
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    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i just wanted to point out that your life is in shambles and your room is fucking filthy, so that's a funny criticism for you to be making

    My life is pretty decent. I live in a nice (if untidy) condo, I'm in a stable relationship, my transition is proceeding pretty smoothly. All in all, things are okay. That's a pretty funny criticism of me, coming from a meth head who was freaking out about his jaw being the wrong place presumably after a few days awake as of like a week ago and who admitted to basically having hit rock bottom not long ago/wanting to fix his life.



    If my life was in shambles they wouldn't have let me chop my balls off. Like, literally, that's one of the conditions - you have to have a stable lifestyle with people to support you for over a year leading up to the surgery. I have both. Do you?
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    The only reason the universe exists is as a result of a fundamental imbalance between matter and antimatter during the big bang. Had things been in balance, everything would have annihilated itself and there'd be no matter. No us. No nothing.

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    Originally posted by GGG What would you even do with them? Put them in formaldehyde, shake the jar every now and then, watch the bubbles rise?

    Recently saw a girl who turned her wisdom teeth into earrings. I don't know what to say about it, but I saw it and I wish I didn't.

    Like Nil said, probably use them as a component in some bizarre and arcane ritual divinely inspired moments before doing it. It wouldn't be the first time I felt to compelled to do some weird ritualistic shit.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What the fuck…

    Hollywood.
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    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I know of it but it is just fiction.

    Like Gadzooks said, that is probably too firm a stance to take. It's a collection of hypotheses. An untested (or even untestable) hypothesis is not necessarily fiction. :/
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee It's the guysessss turn to wear dresses now.



    STUNNING

    BRAVE
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    Lol my username on MSN when MSN instant messenger was still a thing used to be X: Return of the Bicameral Mind, because bicameralism made me lose my shit when I was like 17. It is a really interesting theory. Check it out, De-Mominator.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Purple is kind of blue and pink combined.

    Exactly.

    Radical centrism.
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    I am also pretty keen on purple. I am a radical centrist who isn't cool enough to like blue or pink.
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    I pretty consistently think of the "right thing" somewhere between 2 minutes and a decade after I've already done the wrong thing.
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    Glad you're okay, mmQ. ♥
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    Originally posted by mmQ My friend and I just literally masturbated if it wasnt for her instincts. Driving home from trivia and a dude blew a stop sign at what had to be at least 50 mph right in front of us, she slammed on breaks and just missed it. Literally half a second difference we would've been toast.

    It's way better with the word enhancement.

    And far be it from me to judge you and your friend's fap fodder, but watching a guy blow a stop sign at 50 miles per hour seems like a pretty weird fucking kink.



    Does it have to be at 50mph or can you masturbate to dudes blowing stop signs without that part?
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    Originally posted by Nil I couldn't just casually get rid of my balls.

    Maybe set them on fire at a later time. Needs some ritual and pomp.

    I kinda wanted to save them for something, but at the same time I didn't want to seem like a fucking weirdo. Nobody actually asks to keep surgically removed tissue, and most doctors aren't going to let you take what is essentially biological waste home with you even if you do ask.
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    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lol murked

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    Got my balls removed. I mean I had it done surgically by medical professionals, but no surgery is without risks. Also ate a lot of percocet for the first days with basically 0 regard for the quantities of acetaminophen I was consuming and drank alcohol too because fuck my liver I guess.
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    Originally posted by Jυicebox That might be the worst meme ever, for multiple reasons

    I'm about 80% sure that was intentional though

    It's USDA prime grade meme material homie, whachu mean?
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    Originally posted by Common De-mominator All the media told me the earth is round therefore the world is round

    the refrain of ball worshipers everywere
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