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2024-10-03 at 3:15 PM UTC in Triangle CongruencyStart faking all the symptoms of the fake illnesses females use to gain pity.
POTS
GASTROPARISIS
FIBROMYALGIA
Then after a good bit of acting and a doctor's visit you'll be diagnosed with all of them and be given an easy pass and a therapy dog.
There's no test for these as they are made up and so doctors have no choice but to believe you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-02 at 4:36 PM UTC in All I need:The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-02 at 4:20 PM UTC in 🦖🦕🎀 CrispyLand. 🎀🦕🦖I miss being in fun classes where I learned things that were very broad and contained an element of like generalized information.
Humanities, Physical Environment Sciences, Literature, English Composition shit like that
Now it's all
Managerial Accounting
Organization Behavior
Organization Management
Managerial Accounting Applied-Lab
Finance for Non Finance Majors
Ethics in Management
like God damn bro can I get a single class about fish or hitlerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-02 at 4:01 PM UTC in Im being arrested for child pornography by apdFor a long time I suspected I would be one of the ones who died but when I survived that shooting at 29 and turned 30 like two months later it kinda dawned on me that I missed my opportunity to die in the prime time dying time of life (16 to 29) Now I am 31 so pretty low chances of being killed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-02 at 8:51 AM UTC in Fall break or whatever its calledFall break?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-02 at 8:16 AM UTC in Fall break or whatever its calledShoplifting is always fun.
Especially with all the cameras we have have now.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-02 at 5:48 AM UTC in Fall break or whatever its calledExercise every day.
Read books.
Make art.
Cook something you never cooked before.
Clean the house.
Redecorate.
Movie marathon (pick a theme like horror or westerns).
Talk to strangers online.
Play video games.
Plan your future.
Make lists.
Start a project or hobby.
Practice a new language.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-02 at 2:42 AM UTC in I wrote a letter to Bill KrozbyHey Bill Bill Krozbyby this is your friend, BradleyB93. I was just thinking about you, it's been about 3 years since we last talked. Sometimes I Wonder what would've happened if Fonaplats hadn't talked to you for 5 minutes and just hung up on you, or if I wouldn't have been too drunk to wake up to your 3:45am phone calls. I wonder how many more times your daughter would've died, she turned 18 yesterday and is going bowling this Sunday. She doesn't look that much like you, so I will not be having sex with her. I know you're in heaven, but I want you to know that your friends that you abandoned still miss you. I made a banner involving Bill Bill Krozbyby dogs and you remember wozny, I put his real mugshot being slapped on the forehead by a Bill Krozby dog on the banner and a guy in a hot dog suit eating a Bill Bill Krozbyby dog and a picture of u, really everything one could want.
I miss you and your laugh and your willingness to be kind to other men. Speaking of being kind, I still talk to mal, she's extra milfy now and I talk to ghost too, he's still having sex with that guy except now he got his balls cut off so it's totally not gay. We dont' use tinychat anymore, we use telegram, I wish you were here
Your friend,
BradleyBThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-02 at 2:41 AM UTC in Im being arrested for child pornography by apdHey Bill Krozby this is your friend, BradleyB93. I was just thinking about you, it's been about 3 years since we last talked. Sometimes I Wonder what would've happened if Fonaplats hadn't talked to you for 5 minutes and just hung up on you, or if I wouldn't have been too drunk to wake up to your 3:45am phone calls. I wonder how many more times your daughter would've died, she turned 18 yesterday and is going bowling this Sunday. She doesn't look that much like you, so I will not be having sex with her. I know you're in heaven, but I want you to know that your friends that you abandoned still miss you. I made a banner involving Bill Krozby dogs and you remember wozny, I put his real mugshot on the banner and a guy in a hot dog suit eating a Bill Krozby dog and a picture of u, really everything one could want.
I miss you and your laugh and your willingness to be kind to other men. Speaking of being kind, I still talk to mal, she's extra milfy now and I talk to ghost too, he's still having sex with that guy except now he got his balls cut off so it's totally not gay. We dont' use tinychat anymore, we use telegram, I wish you were here
Your friend,
BradleyBThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-02 at 1:53 AM UTC in Dog ran away
Originally posted by Fluttershy Fona loses power, his wife leaves him, his dog ran away…
He's one repossessed truck away from a hit country song!
(Verse 1)
Well, the hurricane hit, in Ohio it came,
Knocked out our power, life ain’t the same,
A hundred hours of darkness, I’m feelin’ so low,
My wife’s gettin’ mad, said she just needs to go.
(Chorus)
Oh, it’s a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
My dog took off runnin’, I’m searchin’ the town,
In a blackout, I’m lost, man, I’m feelin’ like a clown.
(Verse 2)
Thought I had lung cancer, I was ready to cry,
But the doc just laughed and said, “Buddy, you’re shy,
It ain’t the big C, just a few extra pounds,
Now I’m stuck in this storm while my whole world drowns.”
(Chorus)
Oh, it’s a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
My dog took off runnin’, I’m searchin’ the town,
In a blackout, I’m lost, man, I’m feelin’ like a clown.
(Bridge)
So here I am sittin’ in the dark with my fears,
My wife’s in a cabin, just drinkin’ her beers,
But when the lights come back on, I’ll still be alone,
Just me and my snacks in this hurricane zone.
(Chorus)
Oh, it’s a hurricane heartbreak, what a wild ride,
With the wind and the rain, my troubles collide,
My dog took off runnin’, I’m searchin’ the town,
In a blackout, I’m lost, man, I’m feelin’ like a clown.
(Outro)
So if you’re in Ohio when the storms start to roll,
Remember my tale, and keep hold of your soul,
’Cause when life gets dark, it’s hard to find your way,
Just laugh at the chaos, and live for today!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-02 at 12:48 AM UTC in A/S/L?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-01 at 10:53 PM UTC in My house is totally fuckedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-01 at 7:46 PM UTC in How stupid am i?I think you are awesome and probably only a little stupid (cutting and stuff) but hey, that's nothing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-01 at 7:14 PM UTC in How stupid am i?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-01 at 6:53 PM UTC in How stupid am i?Dictionary.com
Wicca/Wiccan
Fat bitches who can't get a man and have dumb ideas such as a lump of quartz telling them the future. Usually found in groups of other fat bitches at places like Hot Topic.
Commonly have poor critical thinking and hygieneThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-01 at 6:45 PM UTC in How stupid am i?
Originally posted by Kafka When I was 15 I read a lot of Christopher Pike, Stephen King, fairytales, about WW2, human cloning, Satanism and Wicca. I liked Sara Manning books as well. I'd read on average five books a week. While Wicca did help my imagination grow, I don't believe in having a wishbone where your backbone aught to be. Tokyo Ghoul manga also helped develop my optimism.
aka she's easily influenced and manipulated by fairytalesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-01 at 6:39 PM UTC in How stupid am i?
Originally posted by Kafka I suspect they've been making a point to call me a retard because they don't want Crispy to listen to me. They want her to be easily influenced by them. With the exception of quiet lurkers whom I can't judge, I am the smartest person on this site.
You've been called and known as a retard long before Crispy showed upThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-01 at 6:35 PM UTC in How stupid am i?If she does want attention then she has good reason to be more like me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-01 at 6:33 PM UTC in How stupid am i?Yeah crisp maybe if you take kafkas advice you can be in your mid 30’s without a job, haven’t had a boyfriend in years, and be relentlessly addicted to opioids and alcohol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-01 at 6:26 PM UTC in How stupid am i?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
