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Posts by Lanny Lanny

  1. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    He's using it as a trope for support.


    Trump Van Gough
  2. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Hahah Trump-Van Gough
  3. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    do you haz basement?
  4. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag You know, trying to convince people to drop their ego, to accept people disrespecting them is something cult leaders do.

    I should be the next Jim Jones
  5. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry Yea sort of how child prostitution was normal and acceptable in most of 29th century England and London I. Particular and age of consent was o my 12 for hundreds of years.

    29th century England and London. OMG Wariat is John Titor
  6. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood uppity snowflake

    ikr?
  7. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Warcry you seem like the guy that gets violent with women. there is a difference between a light choke for pleasure but only if she asks for it. you're not supposed to choke them till they pass out and fuck knows what afterwards
  8. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood it's true I once loved a 400lbs thick latina woman that did meth every day.

    Love is love. but its an epidemic that our young people are getting that fat. having colon cancer in their teens and 20s thats normal for 50 and over. this is an epidemic. heart problems and all kinds of shit happening

    Its like they're doing this to thin out the herd and the weak
  9. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ UDP… dynamic DNS.

    So the normal DNS is static and is like 8.8.8.8 or whatever? how do You auto change so its dynamic instead of static?
  10. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1e3ubsy/in_downtown_nashville_yesterday/

    Real pathetic. I understand the hate on White people is disturbing and Hollywood Hip jedis join the Leftard bandwagon but I mean come on. look at these clowns. nice shorts.
  11. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ People did. The Secret Service sniper was ordered to stand down, but he shot the shooter anyways, then was fired for disobeying orders. One of the shooter's bullets hit Trump in the chest, but deflected off the armor built into his suit jacket.

    were is the official link to his testament?
  12. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I'm glad i didn't end up in the path of the tornado(es).

    Where was it, Wellhung? what tornado
  13. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Try looking at a bible

    Will that scare them off? I think they're Wiccans or Pagans because they get up at midnight and creep around.
  14. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    And Lanny's car broke down and he ended up at Frala's house asking for some help. the Father told Lanny that there is a Garage up the road a mile but it's already closed for the night. He then offered Lanny to stay in his cabin that he shares with His daughter and only one bed but it's a big Bed.

    Lanny looked over Frala's fathers shoulder and saw Frala and was like "Oh yeah, Sure. That would be great"

    But the father leaned close into Lanny's grill and whispered "Just don't get any ideas about Fucking my daughter". and Lanny smiled and said "Oh Of Course not"

    they all got read for bed. Frala's father slept in the middle and fell hard asleep.

    Lanny couldn't sleep while the full moon casted a siloette over Frala. and he saw she was looking over at him. And she smiles and said "How about a little fun, Big Boy" and slid her panty aside.

    Our Lanny responded. NO FUCKING WAY, H'ell WAKE UP AND catch us. she said "No he's a deep sleeper, I'll prove it" and she reached down the pants of her father and pulled a butt hair out and he kept snoring away.

    Lanny Mounted Frala and they finished off and she said "How about another round" and he said "I dont know" and she told Lanny this time to pull a hair from her fathers butt cheeks. and he did. this went on for 3 more ventures

    Finally on the last romp-a-round, Fralas father woke up and looked at Lanny and said..

    Look to be Honest, I really didn't care if you screwed my precious daughter but Did you have to use my butt as a scoreboard.


    and thats how they ended up together but sadly Frala's father passed away from a bad case of folliculitis' of the buttocks that got infected from Lanny's pulling.


    THE END!

  15. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala

    you haz mudbutt?
  16. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Fuck off kid, this is an 18 and over.
  17. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    REVIEW OF PC 647(I) & PC 647(J) CALIFORNIA'S PEEPING TOM LAWS
  18. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    That has to be a felony
  19. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Dude upstairs suddenly walks super hard across the floor. My TV isn't mirroring. Dude must of drilled a hole with pinhole camera. About to contact for a sweep
  20. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    You're speaking latin to me. I failed in Chemistry. really wish I hadn't
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