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Posts by Lanny Lanny

  1. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala My death will be sweet and gooey and covered in kisses and by kisses I mean CPR bc I have preordained that I will choke to death. I feel this in my bones.

    Eat, drink, and be merry.

    when you get older it tends to go down the wrong pipe more often. that flap that separates the esophagus weakens. older people are more likely to choke on food as young kids who havn't developed that ability yet.

    I was eating a chocolate bar and it melted and somehow went down the wrong pipe and I couldn't breath and I was sitting my car which was hot as fuck during lunch break doing Uber. no one around and I laid down on my side and slowly breathed in and coughed as hard as I could until it broke free.

    its a panic attack on meth. you got to keep calm. don't try and breathe in too hard or it will get lodged down farther.

    why do you think you're going to choke one of these days? did you choke as a kid and it instilled fear into you?
  2. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I'm not a Mormon but for the love of God when she goes to get an education to become a teacher they will push that fucking Liberal Anti God shit into her head. little bit at a time. she will be poisoned.

    stick to traditions. just send different Mormon women to master different fields of study and stick to your Christian Values and isolated, come back and then start a school and get the proper credentials to be state certified and educate at home and every now and then send younger blood to study the modern updates to keep up to date.

    She's going to get rekt.
  3. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Entitled to what?

    As if they yell for changes in their favor. clique mentality too. expecting shit. always manipulating what is said in a way they agree but that one thing they point out that you're wrong and spin it so it should be in a way that favors their best interest regardless of how insane and illogical or contradictive it may be.

    maybe that is just human nature but it seems more white people (mainly white women) are the most self centered and shallow. but Im seeing this in the black race now you didn't see with the older black people or when blacks were young 40 years back. I don't live in Ireland I live in California so maybe its more of the states. but I would think it's a universal thing. a cultural thing.

    I also came to learn that White Women on the west US coast were brought out for the Gold Rush and most were Prositutes who wanted to retire whoring and were the only women willing to take chances since most prostitutes were chance takers. its like a mental disease that pushes certain women that direction. so they came out, and their "Strong woman values" of being self reliant is why for generations afterwards their offsprings were so LEfty Lefty. their grandmothers were WHORES and that was taught to them from childhood. more risk takers than the Midwestern laid back Christian Folk.

    makes sense. this is why Liberalism and Woman of Empowerment and Anti Christian Values is so strong on the west coast. thankfully My mother came from the Midwest but I often think my Sisters friends pushed those ideas into her head.
  4. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Apparently Soiboi was crawling around on the roof for about 30 minutes before the shooting.

    I don't know about 30 minutes but he was up there, people were telling the cops the cops were trying to pass it along to the Feds

    Why didn't the cops go up there. its their turf. seems odd. this will continue the conspiracy that the DNC wanted to overlook him and that he was talked into doing this. like a Manchurian.
  5. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    White people do feel entitled. I'v dealt with that my entire life and always wondered what makes anyone entitled to shit just because they were born in a family with wealth or some kind of ethnic pride. but now I'm noticing black people have it and others. but its' very strong in the white race.

    people should learn to be blessed with what they have. its not guaranteed.
  6. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Brad ruins the meme
  7. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I'm interested in fucking niggers.

    Tornodoes don't like racist it seems. unless you live in a trailer park. it didn't come pick you up to hang out with you
  8. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats
    I go to get an X-ray and the building open but no ones home.

    that was pretty funny at the end.

    you're just walking around by yourself. wtf.

    That is the cleanest fucking hospital I have ever seen. the one I go to is kind of jacked.
  9. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    for funzies and to see the level of phlegm seriousnesssess I hauk loogies on the shower wall and see how green or yellow it is. keep doing this until it clears up a bit. if there is blood in it, let the advice nurse know over the phone. but keep trying to cough that shit up.

    obviously let the shower clean it off the wall afterwards
  10. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    and crawl into the shower (not get in it) and run hot water and shut the door, turn off the fan, do it in the dark if you want and deep slow breathes and after 5 minutes try and hauk tu that shit into the shower. try and break that shit up.
  11. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Oh hey doc, might it just be a biological weapon of mass destruction developed by the USA and China?

    She said no…

    That's good. I don't care how it came about but it's real. the vax might be a weapon but I have lung issues so I got mine. I didn't think everyone needed them

    but just because someone created the fucking thing in a lab doesn't mean its fake. either way you would treat it like you would influenza. rest, fluids, pray, rest, try and watch comedy or something to cheer you up, crack jokes, rest. don't be depressed about it if possible like "What if I die from this" just stay positive.
  12. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I like apple fritters.
  13. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um what about Jimi Hendrix, he was there.

    Audience
  14. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    FONA. you sound like you might have bronchitis with some Pneumonia kicking in.

    sleep. dont go to work. what if you have Covid. did they test you?
  15. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood WHat can I say? There's nothing finer in life than a chubby latina that breaks the scale when she stands on it. Now to me THAT'S a lady!

    How does HTS feel about you talking of former flames?
  16. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But are you going to die?

    why do you wish shit on people so much or just say insensitive fucking shit like this.
  17. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I felt a bit better today.
    Good enough to eat a little and play some video games.
    It's a rough night though, as I'm out on the couch wide awake.
    My breathing is worse…
    If I exhale much my lungs start making horrible noises and I start coughing a lot of flem.
    If I inhale too much I cough too.
    So I've got this little bit of my lungs I can use.
    I was going to go to work tomorrow but that's today already and I'm running out of time for rest.
    And tbh the extreme heat and poor ventilation (our exhaust fans have been "broken" all year, probably because my boss is cheap) will exhasterbate my pneumonia.
    I'm probably going for that X-ray tomorrow so they can tell me how bad it is.
    I don't wanna die of sepsis or some shit.

    You have Pneumonias if your lungs are making a crackling sound when you breath out.

    You need to go to ER and get Anti-Biotics right away. the other thing is when you get home is to just run the hot water in the shower without getting in. and breathe the steam for 10 minutes or until you run out of steam and hot water. try coughing as much of the phlegm out. get an expectorant like Mucinex or some shit.

    Get the pneumonia shots when you get over this. they have the 16 variety or some shit.
  18. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    the world is lackluster
  19. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala WHAT THE FUCK

    Are you and Lanny related to the Farmer above me?
  20. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Also Shannen Doherty Died. wow. Same day as Richard Simmons but because Trump was shot the same day they didn't really mention this shit.

    Shannen Doherty was only 53.
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