Kinder eggs are not given away in happy meals

1. 2024-03-13 at 8:02 PM UTC

   #21
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   I'm pretty sure it was banned because it gets u lit and can be easily made into MDA im not sure though
   
   I do know they call MDA "sass" and it smells like root beer though
2. 2024-03-13 at 8:33 PM UTC

   #22
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   We used to hack phone lines with the whistle prize in Cap'n Crunch cereal.
3. 2024-03-13 at 8:55 PM UTC

   #23
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We used to hack phone lines with the whistle prize in Cap'n Crunch cereal.

   
   You cant hack shit
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Blunt Wrap Supreme
4. 2024-03-13 at 8:58 PM UTC

   #24
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy You cant hack shit

   
   I was one of the first hackers. We were called phreakers. I was also the notorious Totse Hacker Mod, who hacked himself onto the Totse mod team in the dead of night, without staff approval or knowledge. I just appeared as a mod. Pretty tough to top that.
5. 2024-03-13 at 9:10 PM UTC

   #25
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   At one point, I was five mods on Totse simultaneously. Then I was able to use that leverage to turn the other mods against one another, just like in that old bible story.
6. 2024-03-13 at 9:12 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Prove it
7. 2024-03-13 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #27
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   And the funniest part is Jeff Hunter was an absent dictator and hadn't been seen or heard from for months at a time, so not even the real mods could remove me. But I played fair and eventually returned all the mod accounts to their respective owners, by my own volition. They were so shell-shocked to the core by it all, especially Metaphysicist, they had Jeff make me a real mod. Smart. Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies even closer.
8. 2024-03-13 at 10:04 PM UTC

   #28
   EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
   All I have is frenemies so that simplifies it quite a bit lol
9. 2024-03-13 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #29
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I also hard-deleted the entire Half Baked forum. Talk about lulz.
10. 2024-03-14 at 1:13 AM UTC

    #30
    

    RETARTEDFAGET Houston

    Originally posted by Bradley Why not learn a second language? I started learning Spanish at 28 years old because of the geographical area I live required it. Why can't you do that?

    
    Maybe after he learns his first language XD XD XD
    
    Seriously though speaking French makes my mouth feel dirty. I guess that's why it's called the "You're Mother's Pussy" of languages.
11. 2024-03-14 at 1:20 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    
    
12. 2024-03-14 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Why can't you do that?

    
    Because french is gay as fuck. Only niggers and french people speak it
13. 2024-03-14 at 6:47 AM UTC

    #33
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Bradley Yes it's a place for children to grow before starting elementary education in first grade

    
    what can be grown, can be reaped.
14. 2024-03-14 at 11:09 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    When I was in kindergarten all I did was eat paste and get fucked by the maintenance man.
15. 2024-03-14 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #35
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I was one of the first hackers. We were called phreakers. I was also the notorious Totse Hacker Mod, who hacked himself onto the Totse mod team in the dead of night, without staff approval or knowledge. I just appeared as a mod. Pretty tough to top that.

    
    

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And the funniest part is Jeff Hunter was an absent dictator and hadn't been seen or heard from for months at a time, so not even the real mods could remove me. But I played fair and eventually returned all the mod accounts to their respective owners, by my own volition. They were so shell-shocked to the core by it all, especially Metaphysicist, they had Jeff make me a real mod. Smart. Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies even closer.

    
    More buzz words, no details
16. 2024-03-14 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #36
    

    DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
    Butt
17. 2024-03-14 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Spectral have you hacked anything since 1991?
18. 2024-03-14 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #38
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Spectral have you hacked anything since 1991?

    
    I'm retired.
19. 2024-03-14 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #39
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy More buzz words, no details

    
    What details would you like to know? Jeff carelessly let the NirvanaNet domain expire, which allowed me to legally purchase the domain and legally set up an e-mail server on it, which was then used to reset the passwords on Jeff's main account and spare administrator account, granting me complete control over Totse. Call me an ethical hacker, if you like.
20. 2024-03-14 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #40
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What details would you like to know? Jeff carelessly let the NirvanaNet domain expire, which allowed me to legally purchase the domain and legally set up an e-mail server on it, which was then used to reset the passwords on Jeff's main account and spare administrator account, granting me complete control over Totse. Call me an ethical hacker, if you like.

    
    Boasting about priv escalation and wiping out whole sections with a whistling toy... in reality just registering an expired domain...
    Weak, cant hack shit.