Posts by Charles Ex Machina

1. 2024-08-30 at 11:19 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CandyRein We honestly will never know ..he’s too afraid to show his skin ..😏

   
   which part of me would you like to see
2. 2024-08-30 at 11:18 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wait a minute.. you're yellow.

   
   my penis is black.
   
   negroe black.
3. 2024-08-30 at 11:12 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Why?

   
   to put newses on muh internet
4. 2024-08-30 at 11:06 PM UTC in MOSQUITOS ARE GIVING US WEST NILE VIRUS
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
   im immune to it because ive had de nile viruses.
5. 2024-08-30 at 11:04 PM UTC in Meal subscription services
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The difference is one tastes like shit and the other tastes like synthetic shit

   
   how about women and synthetic women. how do they taste,
6. 2024-08-30 at 10:52 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CandyRein
   
   💖

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by CandyRein It’s a Chinese Buffett

   
   o, ja.
   
   post pictures of chinese buffet as soon as missing cats were mentioned.
   
   very racist.
7. 2024-08-30 at 10:47 PM UTC in Nigs Get a Noggin of their Own.
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Vinny feels left out again

   
   i dont feel that at the zoo and im sure he doesnt either
8. 2024-08-30 at 10:46 PM UTC in The rings of power
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Dirtbag Too many male writers try to make independent female roles by portraying them as being like men, not women.

   
   independent females have their breasts removed,
   
   because breasts are a symbol of dependency because breasts are just food vessels for their baby, and having babies is a dependence on men and their seamen.
   
   women are just vessels for mens cum and havjng breasts highlight and underscores this fact.
9. 2024-08-30 at 10:36 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CandyRein That’s what I call some good self expression ..going out …in style

   
   in an oxygen constrained situation
10. 2024-08-30 at 10:35 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ My ex-wife's final expression cost me $273.00 for a hair doo at the salon (+ includes accessories, of course).

    
    you should have opted for a closed casket.
    
    what ? your a divorcee too.
11. 2024-08-30 at 10:25 PM UTC in Shoe laces are made to be too long to where I have to tie five knots to get them nice and tight...
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get back to me when they are "tactical" private.

    
    i already dress tactically.
    
    i dont want to go ober tactical.
12. 2024-08-30 at 10:24 PM UTC in Shoe laces are made to be too long to where I have to tie five knots to get them nice and tight...
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The holes are big enough for two passes. Lace them down first, then lace them up.

    
    i just use a different way to string all the holes together and a different knot idk whats its called but its the type of knot that people use to join two strings together and they never came off.
13. 2024-08-30 at 10:15 PM UTC in What as the last thing in your mouth?
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pffft no nursing home for me…another good reason not to have kids!..those little bastards always throw the old folk in nursing homes…both my parents are now in nursing homes

    
    how infillial
14. 2024-08-30 at 10:11 PM UTC in Why Having A Penis RULES!
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    5 you can use it to swipe other mens cheek in a crowded open shower
15. 2024-08-30 at 10:09 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Warcry in terms of me they didnt have much of a choice did they?

    
    that sounds more like an insult.
    
    to yourself.
16. 2024-08-30 at 3:23 PM UTC in Shoe laces are made to be too long to where I have to tie five knots to get them nice and tight...
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fear not, you're approaching the age where you can get away with the fashion faux pas of wearing slip on shoes…laces will soon be a thing of the past.
    
    

    
    
    
    the british man doesnt know the secret that you can make any show a slip-on, slip-off shoes.
    
    i wear a pair of tropical combat boots and because i tie my shoe laces intelligently, theyre a pair of slip-on, slip-off tropical combatt boots/
17. 2024-08-30 at 3:07 PM UTC in What as the last thing in your mouth?
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Funny you mention Macaroni cheese, I just brought in 4 boxes of it to give to one of the underlings because I no longer eat such filth and they are poor.
    
    The look of delight on their face when I handed them the $1 boxes of dried pasta and cheese powder was priceless.

    
    be nice to them because their kids are going to take care of you at the nursing home.
18. 2024-08-30 at 3:01 PM UTC in Nigs Get a Noggin of their Own.
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Y u so racist?
    
    And these are Mexicans at best why are you blaming black people?

    
    shlomo is trying to instigate a race war between whites and negroes
19. 2024-08-30 at 2:58 PM UTC in bitches be bitches
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Warcry Don’t u have empathy bro that I was deported to Poland or where I wa shorn or am at currently and what I have to deal with? Where literally you have to have. Connections or a masters degree just to get work?

    
    yea why dont you have empathy bro
20. 2024-08-30 at 2:56 PM UTC in Meal subscription services
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I can't stand coconut flavored dishes

    
    theres a big difference between coconut flavor and real coconuts taste.