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Shoe laces are made to be too long to where I have to tie five knots to get them nice and tight...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    However ...if I were to cut the shoelaces to an appropriate length... the ends wud fray ...and then if they came out of the holes... to get them back in... would be a never-ending fight.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    I'm not a nigger, so I tie my shoelaces nice and tight.
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    Interesting. I also am an avid tier of shoe laces.
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  4. #4
    Fear not, you're approaching the age where you can get away with the fashion faux pas of wearing slip on shoes...laces will soon be a thing of the past.

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  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fear not, you're approaching the age where you can get away with the fashion faux pas of wearing slip on shoes…laces will soon be a thing of the past.


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  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    Considering all the crime they're involved in, why do niggers not tie their shoes? Doesn't that make it harder to run away?
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fear not, you're approaching the age where you can get away with the fashion faux pas of wearing slip on shoes…laces will soon be a thing of the past.




    the british man doesnt know the secret that you can make any show a slip-on, slip-off shoes.

    i wear a pair of tropical combat boots and because i tie my shoe laces intelligently, theyre a pair of slip-on, slip-off tropical combatt boots/
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i wear a pair of tropical combat boots

    Get back to me when they are "tactical" private.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I have small genitalia
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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    tie them once and tuck them in retard
  11. #11
    Originally posted by ner vegas tie them once and tuck them in retard

    His genitalia?
  12. #12
    The holes are big enough for two passes. Lace them down first, then lace them up.
  13. #13
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by WellHung However …if I were to cut the shoelaces to an appropriate length… the ends wud fray …and then if they came out of the holes… to get them back in… would be a never-ending fight.

    Just cut the laces to length, twist the frayed ends together, and use a lighter to singe it together and burn off any loose ends. It’s like shoe tying 101 really
  14. #14
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The holes are big enough for two passes. Lace them down first, then lace them up.

    i just use a different way to string all the holes together and a different knot idk whats its called but its the type of knot that people use to join two strings together and they never came off.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get back to me when they are "tactical" private.

    i already dress tactically.

    i dont want to go ober tactical.
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