Posts by Charles Ex Machina

1. 2024-08-31 at 3:08 AM UTC in Why Having A Penis RULES!
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by blackbird You can draw eyes on it and pretend it’s a snake.

   
   because children are less like to object to being inserted by a toy ?
2. 2024-08-31 at 3:05 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CandyRein The highlight of my day is when I get my coochie ate..

   
   life in the zoo must be monotoneous and boring
3. 2024-08-31 at 2:54 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CandyRein The only thing black on him is black heads

   
   just say you want to see my penis
4. 2024-08-31 at 2:53 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So you're part African.

   
   a little bit.
   
   yes.
5. 2024-08-31 at 2:47 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CandyRein My apologies I don’t speak retard maybe get yo mama to translate

   
   in low iq language, its 'ah kant breathe' situation
6. 2024-08-30 at 11:24 PM UTC in Did frala pay the $20 fee to TSTM her account?
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny emerically making a population rich drives their birth rates below replacement rate. No better way to end a race than just dump money on them. Hollywood is carrying out as effective of a holocaust as Hitler ever did.

   
   saudy arabia and several rich middle eastern countries dont have falling birthfate problems.
   
   explain that in less than 20 words.
7. 2024-08-30 at 11:20 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I managed to slip through the cracks.

   
   and into the anus
8. 2024-08-30 at 11:19 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CandyRein We honestly will never know ..he’s too afraid to show his skin ..😏

   
   which part of me would you like to see
9. 2024-08-30 at 11:18 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wait a minute.. you're yellow.

   
   my penis is black.
   
   negroe black.
10. 2024-08-30 at 11:12 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Why?

    
    to put newses on muh internet
11. 2024-08-30 at 11:06 PM UTC in MOSQUITOS ARE GIVING US WEST NILE VIRUS
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    im immune to it because ive had de nile viruses.
12. 2024-08-30 at 11:04 PM UTC in Meal subscription services
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The difference is one tastes like shit and the other tastes like synthetic shit

    
    how about women and synthetic women. how do they taste,
13. 2024-08-30 at 10:52 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CandyRein
    
    💖

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by CandyRein It’s a Chinese Buffett

    
    o, ja.
    
    post pictures of chinese buffet as soon as missing cats were mentioned.
    
    very racist.
14. 2024-08-30 at 10:47 PM UTC in Nigs Get a Noggin of their Own.
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Vinny feels left out again

    
    i dont feel that at the zoo and im sure he doesnt either
15. 2024-08-30 at 10:46 PM UTC in The rings of power
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Too many male writers try to make independent female roles by portraying them as being like men, not women.

    
    independent females have their breasts removed,
    
    because breasts are a symbol of dependency because breasts are just food vessels for their baby, and having babies is a dependence on men and their seamen.
    
    women are just vessels for mens cum and havjng breasts highlight and underscores this fact.
16. 2024-08-30 at 10:36 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CandyRein That’s what I call some good self expression ..going out …in style

    
    in an oxygen constrained situation
17. 2024-08-30 at 10:35 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ My ex-wife's final expression cost me $273.00 for a hair doo at the salon (+ includes accessories, of course).

    
    you should have opted for a closed casket.
    
    what ? your a divorcee too.
18. 2024-08-30 at 10:25 PM UTC in Shoe laces are made to be too long to where I have to tie five knots to get them nice and tight...
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get back to me when they are "tactical" private.

    
    i already dress tactically.
    
    i dont want to go ober tactical.
19. 2024-08-30 at 10:24 PM UTC in Shoe laces are made to be too long to where I have to tie five knots to get them nice and tight...
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The holes are big enough for two passes. Lace them down first, then lace them up.

    
    i just use a different way to string all the holes together and a different knot idk whats its called but its the type of knot that people use to join two strings together and they never came off.
20. 2024-08-30 at 10:15 PM UTC in What as the last thing in your mouth?
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pffft no nursing home for me…another good reason not to have kids!..those little bastards always throw the old folk in nursing homes…both my parents are now in nursing homes

    
    how infillial