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Posts by Charles Ex Machina

  1. Originally posted by Landy Pamm I had to read that three times. Who Constantly has been exposed to fatherlode "would say?"

    anyways I'm high af now. took some free gummies I got from the despencer. shits tight. good buzz from that and a 16oz Cola.

    no beer. no booze. I gained weight again. I think 2-3 times a year and having a single tall boy or nurse 2 beers over at least 90 minutes is acceptable and wont fuck with your health.

    but Alcohol is a mother fucker intoxicant.

    so no Booze tonight.
    can you officially call Beer "Booze" especially if its only 3-4%

    eh
  2. Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Russia is like an old conservative man trying to deal with an angry young spoilt jedi antifa kid.

    its more like deterrences, nuke or non-nuke dont work on senile old man, ignorant drunkard (trumpf) or a negroe.

    edit : and women.
  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You couldn't stomp a dustsize hole in the thoughts of a dung beetle.

    yiur dung hole has the size of a manhole
  4. Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Go fuck a wallaby

    can wallabies consent
  5. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL men don't need assembly instructions and if after assembly you're left with extra hardware or pieces that's just a bonus.

    i hope your machanic get loads of bonuses
  6. romania is for romano
  7. Originally posted by Michael.Bauer I remember this happening.

    Were you by chance a member of Totse in the early 2000s, specifically September 9th, 2001 in the bad ideas section?

    Jeff Hunter posted something very… umm… serious.

    I'm not at liberty to provide more details but my co-retard Paul Wozny has many of the details.

    By noon on September 11th, 2011 everything had been entirely erased with no mention outside the memory of those who beliebe.

    u forgot to take your avatar
  8. Originally posted by Landy Pamm are you having a difficult time with reading-fundamentals?

    no, i just choose to read what i wanted to read
  9. Originally posted by Landy Pamm I'll stomp a mudsize hole in your thoughts, PUNK

    your mud is so small
  10. Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) They actually just don't care about what missiles Russia hits Ukraine with, because they actually hate Ukrainians every bit as much as they do Russians.

    the point being russia is affraid of hitting back at nato countries directly.

    its that eminens toy soldiers replaying itself all over again.

    about that line that someone dont cross and they cross it.
  11. looking deeper into this oreshnick thing i (and i'm sure the russians also) have came to the conclusion that this weapon system is nothing but a Caucasian elephant.

    its great for a very few, very select, very niche, tailor made, very well defended targets that are time sensitive and small.

    with its almost mach-10 terminal speed it does nothing but slam deep underground and throw up a lot of dirt and peebles into the air, and leaving a very deep, small (relative to the weight of explosive it carries) hole.

    this destruction characteristic is almost useless against conventional targets that are on ground level and spread out. using it in an airburst mode wouldnt do much good either since at hypersonic terminal speed the missile probably travel almost as fast if not equal to the rate high explosives can oxydize itself optimally.

    blast pattern from such a detonatiin wouldnt be optimum and again, a complete waste of limited resources.

    if they wanted to hit the oval orrifice or USS Harvey Milk, oreshnick would be it. for everything else,

    theres master card.
  12. you'll be judged freely.

    for free.
  13. Originally posted by ner vegas they stopped for a week or two, wonder what prompted them to start again

    the spirits of molotov everythjng !
  14. happy holidays
  15. Originally posted by Instigator Can't believe what I just typed out but that's the topic title folk

    Is jay-z just as fucked a diddy?

    I've read 1 and half tweets about it and he probably is

    REPEAT THIS AFTER ME!!!!! :

    on a long long enough timeline every man in hollywood or out will be found to be noncey.
  16. RESULTS: Does not Deter.

    another ATACK-CUM salvo touches russians no-no and no ORESHNICKS were launched.

    very disappoint.
  17. moderate
  18. Originally posted by Fluttershy Piggirls on top!!!!!

    slim miss piggy looks like its diseased
  19. Originally posted by Fluttershy call me whaterver you want
    just dont call me if im late for dinner!!!!

    kne of the purpose of having dinner is to satisfy hunger,

    not time.
  20. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can add me to the list, after I move to KC (between Jan 9-16th) I likely wont be on here much anymore as my new job up there with a much larger company and real IT department etc will likely have internet on lockdown when it comes to nigga type sites and we all know I don't post on my own time very often.

    So now's your chance to tell me what a great contributor I've been and how my wisdom and humor is going to be missed.

    so you been downgraded to a level that is subservience to the IT guys,

    i sorry for u.
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