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Posts by Charles Ex Machina

  1. ASS-400 air defense system
  2. Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I remember one year I was trying to find some new kicks and nobody had the ones I wanted then in January all the stores did.

    I'm in a similar predicament now and I figure it's just these predatory motherfuckers trying to sell all their old shit before Christmas. Is January the best time for shopping?

    i've discovered that people who follow shoe trends are also more likely to admit other mens penis into their ass.
  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker He was calling you a cocksucker and you know it pole smoker.


    i'll let you be the expert of being called a cocksucker
  4. Originally posted by Rough Rider Switch to vodka and take a tums before you drink



    Originally posted by Fluttershy People who say you can’t get drunk on light beer are typically the biggest lightweights you’ll encounter.

    What’s the matter, can’t stomach 2 gallons of carbonated liquid in a couple hours?

    Faggot



    Originally posted by Fluttershy Go sip a faggy ipa that’s not even twice as strong as a miller lite for an hour and a half and then go “wow I’m so tipsy off of this 8% beer!! It’s so strong and good I’m so manly with my tootie fruity ipa!!!”

    meh.



    manly voice: SO STRONG I ONLY SIP HALF THE RECOMENDED DOSSAGE
  5. tv killed the radio star ....
  6. Originally posted by ner vegas my initial thought was that the feds were testing a new type of drone to see how state/civilian authorities would deal with it, Picatinny Arsenal and their affiliated NJUASTS Testing Ground are in the area and authorised to fly drones up and down the coast.

    the opinions of these bodies have no bearing on the actions of the federal gkvernment so its highly unkikely
    to be the case.

    its definitely government drones but the purposes will be mostlikely to surveil and collect intel. my bet is that theyre either some kind of advanced counter drone system or low altitude optical radar for fast incoming threats.
  7. your not goimg to kill yourself with light, feminine beer.
  8. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Here is an interesting theory. Not saying it's true, just a theory. There is a guy who claimed he touched a nuclear warhead that was being covertly shipped to the US. There is technology available for cutting edge drones to detect in non visible spectrums.

    nuclear warheads emit detectable signals, primarily in the form of gamma rays and neutrons, which are types of radiation that can be picked up by specialized sensors and monitoring systems; this allows for the potential detection of a nuclear weapon, even if it is not actively detonated

    the US gov have more important things to tend to and other thi gs that are on a ligher pri-o-rity than tracking a nuclear warhead.

    like tracking down anti semites and punishing people for thought crimes.

    those are probably drones put out there to track anti semites and log their anti semitic activities.
  9. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Black women are easy to pick up if you're a white guy. Just go to a few niggatown clerbs and stand by the bar. In my old clerb/bar crawling days dem nigga wimminz were all over dis yt boi.

    (Naturally I rejected them all).

    women with penises.
  10. Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-launches-large-scale-missile-attack-ukraine-energy-facilities-kyiv-says-2024-12-13/

    Freezing Ukraine into submission is a pretty solid plan imo, especially when the Ukrainian government's response to that is to beg their worthless fake "we are not amazon" allies for 20 air defense systems (apparently to cover 600,000km², although we all know they only care about Kiev).

    There's snow on the ground and it's freezing all across Ukraine today. Good time to be a plumber (pipes burst when they freeze) or a seller of warm coats.

    THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN !!!!

    EMMMMMMM ....
  11. Originally posted by Landy Pamm I had to read that three times. Who Constantly has been exposed to fatherlode "would say?"

    anyways I'm high af now. took some free gummies I got from the despencer. shits tight. good buzz from that and a 16oz Cola.

    no beer. no booze. I gained weight again. I think 2-3 times a year and having a single tall boy or nurse 2 beers over at least 90 minutes is acceptable and wont fuck with your health.

    but Alcohol is a mother fucker intoxicant.

    so no Booze tonight.
    can you officially call Beer "Booze" especially if its only 3-4%

    eh
  12. Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Russia is like an old conservative man trying to deal with an angry young spoilt jedi antifa kid.

    its more like deterrences, nuke or non-nuke dont work on senile old man, ignorant drunkard (trumpf) or a negroe.

    edit : and women.
  13. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You couldn't stomp a dustsize hole in the thoughts of a dung beetle.

    yiur dung hole has the size of a manhole
  14. Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Go fuck a wallaby

    can wallabies consent
  15. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL men don't need assembly instructions and if after assembly you're left with extra hardware or pieces that's just a bonus.

    i hope your machanic get loads of bonuses
  16. romania is for romano
  17. Originally posted by Michael.Bauer I remember this happening.

    Were you by chance a member of Totse in the early 2000s, specifically September 9th, 2001 in the bad ideas section?

    Jeff Hunter posted something very… umm… serious.

    I'm not at liberty to provide more details but my co-retard Paul Wozny has many of the details.

    By noon on September 11th, 2011 everything had been entirely erased with no mention outside the memory of those who beliebe.

    u forgot to take your avatar
  18. Originally posted by Landy Pamm are you having a difficult time with reading-fundamentals?

    no, i just choose to read what i wanted to read
  19. Originally posted by Landy Pamm I'll stomp a mudsize hole in your thoughts, PUNK

    your mud is so small
  20. Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) They actually just don't care about what missiles Russia hits Ukraine with, because they actually hate Ukrainians every bit as much as they do Russians.

    the point being russia is affraid of hitting back at nato countries directly.

    its that eminens toy soldiers replaying itself all over again.

    about that line that someone dont cross and they cross it.
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