tired i only got 13 hours of sleep all day which is 3 hours less than what i need to be healthy in a 24 hour period
tell him u thought it was xmas
tell him ur actually fucking a girl but shes just wearing clothes that make her invisible to stupid people
if he complains just tell him ur teaching him resilience LMAO like whats the matter gramps u cant handle a little DICK lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
just do it anyways even if its more uncomfortable than getting the nut is even worth because then you can just turn around and call your grandpa a sexual deviant for watching you whack off and hold it over their head later
fucking BIG DICK TRILL NIGGAs
2024-01-14 at 7:41 AM UTC
in
Blaine.
ITS THE BAKED BEAN BASTARD BACK WITH ANOTHER BALL BUSTING BUCKLED BONZI BANANA BREAD BUMPIN BARNACLE CRUSTED BONANZA
sounds like a fool proof plan. what could ever go wrong.
2024-01-13 at 1:42 PM UTC
in
This Sunay's Confession
cops in america will really hassle you for forgetting to scan your $2.50 trolley ride even when you still have a valid ticket then sit there and brag openly about committing felonies and talking shit
your a thug not a cop
and a pussy thug at that, not really a thug just an entitled bitch
2024-01-13 at 1:37 PM UTC
in
This Sunay's Confession
'just be yourself'
life has always been the same, confusing and stupid, everyone takes it way too seriously except when it comes to fucking up second class citizens shit, then its all jokes and games unless you hit back. almost everyone is a liar and a cunt and if theyre not they get made into a target too or if they have money or pussy they get manipulated into giving it all up til its gone then theyre discarded to the trash. brazen double standards are the norm and logic is discarded then they get mad when you cheez them
2024-01-13 at 12:40 AM UTC
in
Hello
phishing people on AIM by making an account that said something along the lines of 'password support' or something and getting them to send me their password then changing it immediately on another instance of AIM and then fucking with everyone on their friends list. people *used to be* so dumb online and with online shit it was ridiculous
2024-01-13 at 12:36 AM UTC
in
Hello
oh yea what about the ole "ur cpu doesnt' need system32 2 operate" text that was a real nuisance back in the day
taking a cat nap im high as fuck on that catnip/silvervine combo
i'm just trying to acclimate socially. is this not a good subject to 'break the ice' so to speak and make friends?