2024-01-13 at 6:50 PM UTC
I am unable to wack off in peace because periodically throughout the night my grandpa opens my door to "check" on me. Probably good intentions, thrown in with some curiosity as to what I might be doing at 4 AM if I am even awake.
He did catch me wacking off 5 years ago, so if he theoretically remembers that wouldn't he stop spying on me in order to avoid it happening again? Maybe he doesn't care, or maybe he does but not enough to stop him.
I can't wait to move out and jack off wherever I want, or better yet just bang my gf.
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2024-01-13 at 7:15 PM UTC
wacking off in anarchy and chaos is better
*googles hazbin motel rule 34*
2024-01-14 at 12:38 AM UTC
I think my grandpa knew I beat it pretty prolificly when I was living with him my late teens/early 20's....he made sure my bedroom door had a lock. He was never on any nosey stuff and rarely even knocked on my door. It mainly gave me ease of mind while I smoked bud and did drugs but beating off without worry of someone barging in is quite nice.
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2024-01-14 at 2:43 AM UTC
then wack off in war
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2024-01-14 at 8:42 AM UTC
just do it anyways even if its more uncomfortable than getting the nut is even worth because then you can just turn around and call your grandpa a sexual deviant for watching you whack off and hold it over their head later
2024-01-14 at 8:43 AM UTC
if he complains just tell him ur teaching him resilience LMAO like whats the matter gramps u cant handle a little DICK lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
2024-01-14 at 8:46 AM UTC
tell him ur actually fucking a girl but shes just wearing clothes that make her invisible to stupid people
2024-01-14 at 8:49 AM UTC
tell him u thought it was xmas
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