2024-01-12 at 1:56 PM UTC
the general idea i get from just listening to people talk is that when they take a shit, they wipe with toilet paper, and that this is the cleanest their ass ever gets because they think washing it with water is disgusting or something. now i dont mean to get too RADICAL with my ideology here, but i posit that this is actually the more disgusting prospect. yes, when you wash your ass in the shower/bath, small particles of shit will hit the shower floor. like how when someone farts and you can smell it, you are inhaling small particles of their shit that have been released into the air. this is the price we pay for having somewhere to clean ourselves. the shit and dirt and grease and whatever else that is on our bodies is washed into a designated receptacle and down the drain away from our homes. this is the concept of a shower. the water washes down anything like that anyways and you can actually clean it or just pour a little bleach around the drain from time to time if youre lazy and it will totally take care of any perceived problem (any problem caused by this is definitely sub perceptual but just to have a clean conscience so to speak).
on the other hand it is pretty stereotypically american to snub their noses at those who do not follow their customs, like eastern europeans using bidets, even when its very clearly the more hygienic choice but the americans are just judging hella hard because other people dont like shit clinging to their asses while theyre out and about, lol. like its so typical of americans to hold their opinions and customs in the highest regard and judge others even when if they just stopped and thought about it for a second theyd realize theyre objectively wrong about at least some things. i mean i guess you can say (wElL iTs My OpInIoN tHaT wIpInG wItH pApEr Is MoRe HyGiEnIc) and yea im sure you do believe your opinion creates reality but im also positive that if you measured the shit left on asses after wiping vs using a bidet the bidet users would be more clean every single time so objectively youre just wrong if you think that because while i dont think anyone has taken the time to collect empirical evidence, it would definitely show that bidets are cleaner. thats how science works. contrary to popular opinion, scientific thinking is not correlated with political ideology.
its just like how americans eat trash food all the time that is definitely not the kind of diet we evolved/were created to have, filled with all kinds of dyes and preservatives and sugar and fat so we age faster and look all fucked up from lifetimes of eating that shit and then they make fun of people who eat natural foods and scream about how they look way too young and anyone attracted to that is obviously a closet pedo. ANY third person observer would look at the situation and realize you are the fucked up one for thinking bread is normal and rice is fucking weird
tldr americans disgust me. you all need to clean your bodies better because i can smell the shit hanging to your asses
2024-01-12 at 2:02 PM UTC
i started this thread sort of tongue in cheek but it made me think more and i realized whenever ive eaten out a girl in america theres always like a distinct pussy/sometimes tinge of ass scent/taste (not necessarily strong or really gross but definitely present) vs asian girls theres never been any of that at all, just a slight amount if anything but never weird or gross at all, just like kissing someone or something and now i think you actually probably really dont wash.
D I S G U S T I N G
i knew god sent me to this planet for some reason
2024-01-12 at 2:03 PM UTC
NO! I DO NOT WASH MY ASS! I LOVE TO FACILITATE MICROORGANISM GROWTH & REPRODUCTION! YIPPEE!
2024-01-12 at 2:04 PM UTC
8000 years from now they will find my body and realize i was the second missing link that brought humanity to its final evolutionary form. thank me later
2024-01-12 at 2:13 PM UTC
I put some liquid body soap on my finger then get all up in my asshole with it and clean everything out. You just wash your hands with the same soap when you're done and it all goes down the drain like he said. A spray of Clorox if it bothers you so much or you're a pussy.
2024-01-12 at 2:15 PM UTC
if you aren't giving yourself regular enemas your shitpussy is disgusting. you think it's good enough to simply "use a bidet" or something? gross.
2024-01-12 at 2:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
for that to be the case you'd have to procreate and we all know that ain't happening smh
the first missing link was via natural selection, the next phase of human evolution will be not necessarily due to the sexual reproduction of individual organisms but more due to the ideological natural selection of ideas. we are not generally in direct competition for survival on a day to day basis like we used to be and due to the internet (and books and language) we can transfer ideas without actually needing to produce offspring
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2024-01-12 at 2:25 PM UTC
someone get it some milk so it can lick it's ass clean
2024-01-12 at 2:30 PM UTC
when i was growing up as a little kid, all my peers thought ass means vagina because they keep seeing white peepul talking about fuckimg womens asses.
i tried to correct them but to no avail because fucking an anus just doesnt make sense in my society. no one does that.
i say this because anus hygene doesnt matter if your not going to fuck it or have yours fucked.
2024-01-12 at 3:26 PM UTC
do you also have a waterpik and carry it with you all day and use it immediately after every meal? i mean just imagine, fruys, walking around with that decaying food from your last meal packed in the crevices between your teeth. or just being sloppy and mushing it around with a piece of floss all half assed.
yeah keenan i see what youre sayaing but if the point is to be more hygienic, i dont see it. im imagining ice-cold winter tap water spraying onto my anus and some of it splashing where i don't want it whaat would i do then, oh yeah dry it off with paper. a lot of people just take a crap at the same time every day and they take a shower after. other people use baby-wipes on theyr'e buttholes and then flush them down the toilet and clog up their sewer. if i saw a white person with a bidet i would suspect they were a sexual deviant or had medical problems , not judging. also anything besides belly-to-belly sex with a Woman is homosexual behaviour so im not really sure why it matters heard
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2024-01-12 at 6:16 PM UTC
i'm just trying to acclimate socially. is this not a good subject to 'break the ice' so to speak and make friends?
