8000 years from now they will find my body and realize i was the second missing link that brought humanity to its final evolutionary form. thank me later
i started this thread sort of tongue in cheek but it made me think more and i realized whenever ive eaten out a girl in america theres always like a distinct pussy/sometimes tinge of ass scent/taste (not necessarily strong or really gross but definitely present) vs asian girls theres never been any of that at all, just a slight amount if anything but never weird or gross at all, just like kissing someone or something and now i think you actually probably really dont wash.
D I S G U S T I N G
i knew god sent me to this planet for some reason
the general idea i get from just listening to people talk is that when they take a shit, they wipe with toilet paper, and that this is the cleanest their ass ever gets because they think washing it with water is disgusting or something. now i dont mean to get too RADICAL with my ideology here, but i posit that this is actually the more disgusting prospect. yes, when you wash your ass in the shower/bath, small particles of shit will hit the shower floor. like how when someone farts and you can smell it, you are inhaling small particles of their shit that have been released into the air. this is the price we pay for having somewhere to clean ourselves. the shit and dirt and grease and whatever else that is on our bodies is washed into a designated receptacle and down the drain away from our homes. this is the concept of a shower. the water washes down anything like that anyways and you can actually clean it or just pour a little bleach around the drain from time to time if youre lazy and it will totally take care of any perceived problem (any problem caused by this is definitely sub perceptual but just to have a clean conscience so to speak).
on the other hand it is pretty stereotypically american to snub their noses at those who do not follow their customs, like eastern europeans using bidets, even when its very clearly the more hygienic choice but the americans are just judging hella hard because other people dont like shit clinging to their asses while theyre out and about, lol. like its so typical of americans to hold their opinions and customs in the highest regard and judge others even when if they just stopped and thought about it for a second theyd realize theyre objectively wrong about at least some things. i mean i guess you can say (wElL iTs My OpInIoN tHaT wIpInG wItH pApEr Is MoRe HyGiEnIc) and yea im sure you do believe your opinion creates reality but im also positive that if you measured the shit left on asses after wiping vs using a bidet the bidet users would be more clean every single time so objectively youre just wrong if you think that because while i dont think anyone has taken the time to collect empirical evidence, it would definitely show that bidets are cleaner. thats how science works. contrary to popular opinion, scientific thinking is not correlated with political ideology.
its just like how americans eat trash food all the time that is definitely not the kind of diet we evolved/were created to have, filled with all kinds of dyes and preservatives and sugar and fat so we age faster and look all fucked up from lifetimes of eating that shit and then they make fun of people who eat natural foods and scream about how they look way too young and anyone attracted to that is obviously a closet pedo. ANY third person observer would look at the situation and realize you are the fucked up one for thinking bread is normal and rice is fucking weird
tldr americans disgust me. you all need to clean your bodies better because i can smell the shit hanging to your asses
2024-01-09 at 9:35 PM UTC
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Back in action.
do a bunch of 5-meo-dmt and make your username RapeΒ΄ Monster
2024-01-09 at 2:17 AM UTC
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Does anyone have Fox's P.I?
yea he lives at ur moms house
2024-01-09 at 1:58 AM UTC
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Satunch Lee
ooooooo this thread has taught me something
that reminds me of something i thought of earlier today, why do people still call things made of wood "wooden"? if something is made out of steel, rock, or iron you just say steel, rock or iron, so why do we change it for wooden? it seems archaic, like calling something made of iron ferrous
2024-01-09 at 1:19 AM UTC
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Make my Jimmy John's Order
speaking of that, the american concept of restaurants is so outdated its honestly embarrassing. nobody wants to go sit down at a restaurant and have some waitress pretend to be your friend and ask you a bunch of questions and shit. i mean, there are some scenarios where people might want that. but mostly people just want to eat some really good food with as little human interaction as possible (i'm not saying they dont want people to be polite, just not engage in a bunch of useless conversation for fluff) and then gtfo there.
another thing is that they always have way too much shit on the menu. that complicates everything and just leaves room to need to accommodate picky eaters and the like. no, fuck all that. just make one or two types of food really well and have it decently priced. this allows you to cut out all the extraneous bullshit that usually is the shit that makes working at a food place suck, you'll lose some customers but they are the shitty customers anyways, and surely there will be more people that appreciate the design (whether they realize thats what they are appreciating or not) that will come your way because of it. like in n out. they basically serve two things, burgers and fries, and because theyre not doing all sorts of new chicken sandwich or bbq rib bullshit every couple months to annoy their employees, they make burgers marginally better than most other fast food places, and get a fuckton more business than the other places.
2024-01-09 at 1:07 AM UTC
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Make my Jimmy John's Order
watch me fuck around and bring those automated food ordering machines they have in japanese restaurants to america. told u fuckers shoulda just let me die
2024-01-09 at 1:05 AM UTC
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Make my Jimmy John's Order
as a matter of fact just have a robot do it lol that kind of menial unskilled labor will be totally useless in the near future and everyone who relied on it will be out on their asses
oh ya well im more wellhung than you LMAO
