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Posts by ArmsMerchant

  1. man i used to think japanese people were cool but lately my gf has a japanese friend and they can be hella weird and awkward. when i went to japan i stayed at this hostel for like 2 nights but i had to sign this fucking rulebook like 15 pages long saying i would respect all the culture and shit. like if you go to japan you better not overstep some super sensitive cultural boundary on accident because youll offend someone.

    anyways it was this girls birthday the other day so my gf was going to hang out with her and asked if I could roll her a joint they could smoke together. They went out and smoked then came over and my gf went in the shower so her friend was just sitting in the room with me, but since japanese people are ridiculously shy, she just like sat and stared at the wall and completely ignored my presence. i know shes not doing it to be a bitch but its weird. like wtf, how is it more comfortable to completely ignore someone rather than just like head nodding or something.

    Then she wanted me to find her a friend of mine who we could hang out with sort of like a double date, and most of my friends are scumbags or have gf's so I went through the effort of finding the like one person whos pretty decent looking and has a decent job and shit, and we all went out to dinner, and she just didnt talk to him at all the entire time and left at the end without saying bye. When he tried to make conversation, like about movies, she would just say "i dont watch". it was awkward as fuck and it seems really weird to me that a culture that is so obsessed with politeness can fail to see how something like that is really rude.

    plus all their businessmen read fucking manga on the trains, theyre like 13 year olds, what the fuck is up with that

    Geez, Japanese people are potheads too??? I thought they were higher class than americans. That girl probably also listens to rap music, fucks niggers, and makes twerking videos.
  2. Fucking retarded FOX NEWS already blaming it on ISIS, saying ISIS's plan is to break america up.
  3. In that first video, I would punch that screeching sheboon in the face if she started ooking and eeking loud as fuck like that near me. Bunch of fucking pussies in the South. I wouldn't be running like that. I'd put on my sunglasses and walk away slowly while looking cool.



  4. Enter, you should become a cop.
  5. discuss
  6. Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not,

  7. Niggers. Their shitty modern culture degenerated White people into wiggers, cucks, and mudsharks. They greatly increased the rate of STDs with their hypersexuality and race mixing. They destroyed nice cities. They're loud and annoying as fuck and laugh like eeek eeeee eeeek like monkeys. They always loiter in front of doors and ax me fo uh ciggwett. Fucking dindus. One time a nigger came to my table and took a Leatherman Wave and ran off, so I chased the fucker down and split his skull open with a Bud-K hatchet. When the police showed up I told them what happened and they said to just lay low for a while and they'll take care of the rest.
  8. Those girls eat yogurt with a cucumber because they don't have any spoons in Russia.
  9. Quick question: whats the least expensive drug to make? (not including jenkem)
  10. Nonsense. They did something awful in their life and got karmic retribution. Nobody is innocent. You were doing God's work.
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  11. After watching the first video, I determine that this is the perfect woman for you..

  12. Books are for nerds. Write a script for a movie instead. Or an anime.

  13. 1) Would you want to be my friend in real life?

    Sure, just as long as you don't have translucent dreams about sucking my weener

    2) Do you like how I am a regular poster here?

    Yeah, it's too calm and boring without people like you and sploo

    3) What is your favorite memory of me?

    Bashing of Raspberry Jam.

    4) Any advice you can give to me?

    Courage experiment. Get a 1-hour with a prostitute, spend the first 15 minutes purposely humiliating yourself and saying weird shit to her, then spend the rest of the time fucking her.

    5) Closing thoughts you have about me as a person?

    You sound too concerned about yourself and it's probably giving you an overactive imagination.


  14. Someone make a Malice and RisiR yaoi fanfiction comic please. I need something to jack off to.
  15. Totsean answer: lighting off AP palomas and detonating 5lbs of ANFO, then doing vandalism and car theft in the parking lot while people are distracted with the fireworks

    Zoklet/niggasinspace answer: doing drugs, drinking, wacking off, then falling asleep.

  16. I'm here for you honey.
  17. I'd do her, but wouldn't enjoy it as much as doing that loli on the left. She looks like the little sister type that fits perfectly on my lap.
  18. I'm sooo fucking popular and have so many friends I can't even keep track of them all
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  19. Dear sir,

    I discussed it with Lanny at today's meeting and it was decided not to pursue any course of action regarding the matter.
    Company policy strictly prohibits the use of any anal device or material that can cause permanent damage as described by section 6 of of code 12267.8
    We appreciate your concern for this situation.

    Sincerely,

    The niggasinspace triangle department

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