Posts by ArmsMerchant

1. 2016-07-16 at 10:28 AM UTC in This is a real knife
   ArmsMerchant Houston
   https://www.facebook.com/usarmy4lifes/videos/1664666730525432/
   
   I wouldn't mind stabbing you fuckers with one of these. I'll cut your fucking skulls in half and the blade won't even get dull.
2. 2016-07-16 at 6:54 AM UTC in lost my phone, was found near a kids treehouse, neighborhood thinks I'm a pedo
   ArmsMerchant Houston
   Don't worry. Nobody is going to expect you of being a pedo because kids don't use things like tree houses or baseball fields anymore. And if the tree house was in a nigger's yard, then the house was either stolen or recently purchased using Section Ape.
3. 2016-07-16 at 6:31 AM UTC in Public Service Announcement on How Not to Speak in Faggot Language
   ArmsMerchant Houston
   The words 'haters', 'bae', and pretty much any nigger speak('honey-guurrl', 'baby guurrl', ect) has always seemed faggy to me. I see late MOON PERSONs talking like this all the time, which probably explains why most of them can't grow facial hair.
4. 2016-07-15 at 4:03 PM UTC in Fuckhead getting shot in the foot
   ArmsMerchant Houston
   
   http://theync.com/woman-recieves-gunshot-to-foot.htm
   
   Stupid bitch.
5. 2016-07-14 at 8 PM UTC in Using Pokemon Go as an excuse for Night Ops.
   ArmsMerchant Houston

   

   
   Pokemon was so badass in the 1st season before they got rid of Misty and pussified it.
6. 2016-07-14 at 5:38 PM UTC in I left $200+ worth of stuff sitting in the food court of the mall.
   ArmsMerchant Houston
   Being around niggers will help you to avoid making that same mistake again. Whenever I see a bunch of pavement apes standing around outside, loitering and staring at me as I exit my car, it reminds me to lock the door and roll the windows up.
7. 2016-07-14 at 5:20 PM UTC in Humans really are fucking stupid.
   ArmsMerchant Houston
   
   
   Try to get a young female therapist in a place with little air conditioning. Because the weather is hot right now, which means she'll be wearing low cut tops and you'll see her bewbs every time she drops a pen and picks it up.
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8. 2016-07-14 at 6:42 AM UTC in Zoklet nostalgia thread
   ArmsMerchant Houston
   Tacho is adjusting his ass plug in that pic, which also explains why his 2" boner is erect.
9. 2016-07-14 at 6:39 AM UTC in Got beat up by the cops
   ArmsMerchant Houston
   Holy hell, son. First niggers kicked your ass and now the cops too. Who's gonna kick your ass next month? The Mexicans?
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10. 2016-07-13 at 5:15 PM UTC in This slut has a fowl mouth
    ArmsMerchant Houston
    
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11. 2016-07-13 at 4:55 PM UTC in This slut has a fowl mouth
    ArmsMerchant Houston
    I know.
    
12. 2016-07-13 at 4:48 PM UTC in You guys are great.
    ArmsMerchant Houston
    I'm the most boring son of a bitch you've ever seen. I dress in blue, yes navy blue. From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes. I make 'em shine, well most the time. 'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine. Six foot two and rude as hell. I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell.
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13. 2016-07-13 at 4:35 PM UTC in (Enter) I have discovered the only guaranteed method to woo any woman
    ArmsMerchant Houston

    I'm gonna find out if I'm ugly or not by making my tinder profile pic a close up of my face. If I don't get more matches than usual (or worse, no matches at all) then I'll know that I'm ugly.

    
    Make sure to use flash so that your stubble shows and looks like a bunch of spider legs coming out of your face. Chicks love that.
14. 2016-07-13 at 5:10 AM UTC in This slut has a fowl mouth
    ArmsMerchant Houston
    
    
    What a dirty girl
15. 2016-07-13 at 4:43 AM UTC in That would be funny if some Top A list celebrity committed suicide.
    ArmsMerchant Houston
    Either one of the Kardashians or the nigger Will Smith. I can't decide.
16. 2016-07-13 at 1:10 AM UTC in Wal-Mart is laying off LP (Lifters heaven)
    ArmsMerchant Houston
    I bet the LP employees get really bored in the white neighborhood Wal-Marts.
17. 2016-07-13 at 1:06 AM UTC in I know I'm not the only faggot here playing Pokémon go
    ArmsMerchant Houston
    I entered a 9yo girl's bedroom because my android phone said there was a pokemon in there.
18. 2016-07-13 at 1:03 AM UTC in (Enter) I have discovered the only guaranteed method to woo any woman
    ArmsMerchant Houston
    I miss those movies where the poor average looking guy gets the hot girl. These day the male lead is either a douchy chad, rich guy, nigger, or a fat ugly jedi nerd.
19. 2016-07-13 at 12:54 AM UTC in Some depressing ass shit, thats got me pissed...
    ArmsMerchant Houston

    I hope this site doesn't become a pedophile hangout.

    
    We can call it the Loli pub.
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20. 2016-07-11 at 9:39 PM UTC in hi I'm new here
    ArmsMerchant Houston
    Fuck off noob. I will stab your in your fucking eye you little shit. Don't fuck with me.