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2016-07-22 at 5:03 AM UTC in Nigger and Retarded Nuthouse Escapee Playing With Toy Truck in Street.
a retard calling a nigger 'idiot' and telling him to 'shut up!!!!'…surrounded by cops pointing guns at them…I piss myself everytime I watch that part
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2016-07-22 at 4:59 AM UTC in My brother just got arrested
"Be funny one time. Just once".
Coming from the unfunniest shitposter here. -
2016-07-22 at 4:54 AM UTC in unemployed
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2016-07-22 at 4:51 AM UTC in Can smoking out of lightbulbs be harmful?CFL bulbs are the healthiest ones to smoke out of. Make sure to take plenty of nice big huffs.
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2016-07-22 at 4:48 AM UTC in So a while ago a girl went missing in my area.I had a similar experience. There was this one girl in my class named Yukari Hirai and she went with me and another guy to an arcade because she had a crush on him. My friend was being a total fag and ignoring her while playing an arcade game, so she walked away. I found her near some steps and tried talking her into coming back inside, but then all of a sudden a blue flame ate her entire body and she disappeared. When I went back to class the next day, no one remembered her. It was weird.
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2016-07-21 at 5:44 AM UTC in Bill Krozby is this uThat guy looks too clean to be Bill Krozby.
If Tom Green got the shit kicked out of him, swirlied in a porta potty and raped afterwards, he would look like Bill Krozby. -
2016-07-21 at 5:39 AM UTC in My brother just got arrestedHe wasn't steering straight because you were trying to give him road head.
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2016-07-21 at 5:35 AM UTC in Artistic nudes
I got a huge collection of very tasteful artistic nudes of children, hold up while i upload them…
Pics of some lolis just might unfagify this thread.
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2016-07-21 at 5:19 AM UTC in Let me tell you something.
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2016-07-21 at 5:14 AM UTC in Nigger and Retarded Nuthouse Escapee Playing With Toy Truck in Street.I didn't laugh because they didn't shot the part where the nigger gets shot.
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2016-07-19 at 6:32 AM UTC in I was feeling so good about myself, but now I'm depressed as fuck.Don't go through with the date unless you get revenge. Taking a slut somewhere, paying for her meal, then being texted the next day "it's not going to work. I don't feel a connection. I'm sry", then wondering if the next guy is going to get her is a huge confidence drain. The only fish worth going for are normie women that you see at libraries or mutually agreed one night stands that don't involve spending lots of money.
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2016-07-19 at 5:41 AM UTC in I was feeling so good about myself, but now I'm depressed as fuck.Typical slut. I've met many of those types. One of them tried scheduling me and another guy on the same day, so I stood her up. You should arrange the date in a place far away and do the same. Just make sure you take a selfie of yourself in the car in case she asks for a pic to make sure you're on your way there. And if she asks why travel so far, just say "I've always wanted to go to this place, but had no one to go with". Once she's there, keep telling her that traffic is a bitch and try to keep her waiting for at least an hour for teh lulz. Also inform the fat nerd about her sluttiness just in case he has any standards. You never know.
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2016-07-18 at 8:34 PM UTC in I love starting fights with people on the internet.Dating sites would be the best place to troll women. Make a fake profile with a handsome guy pic. Schedule a date with them at a fancy restaurant. Then give them your phone number, stand them up, and wait for an angry response :o
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2016-07-18 at 1:13 PM UTC in Artistic nudesWish I hadn't looked.
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2016-07-17 at 7:46 PM UTC in Who was it here who introduced me to luo dong?That was SWIM. Another good one is this guy who is allegedly blind. Some of the girls he m̶o̶l̶e̶s̶t̶s̶ massages are teenagers so it's even hotter because their mom's are probably watching him.
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2016-07-17 at 7:37 PM UTC in I'd love a head massage from this guy.Eww. That dirty Indian pretty much blew spit all over that poor guy's head. I'd rather have 3 Asian schoolgirls rub their butts on my head while farting. Then after my hair is dry, they stick their fingers down their throats and cover me in puke. I shake their hands afterwards and leave a satisfied customer.
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2016-07-17 at 7:22 PM UTC in Sploo's intense week (MUST READ: 1 Hour+ of quality content)
see all y'all in a month
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2016-07-17 at 7:15 PM UTC in lost my phone, was found near a kids treehouse, neighborhood thinks I'm a pedoThat would make a good romance movie. The main character is getting high in a tree house with his friends and loses his cell phone. He calls the number from another cell phone the next day to see if anyone found it. What he wasn't expecting was an adorable 8yo girl to answer it. They start texting each other and become good friends... :o
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2016-07-17 at 6:51 PM UTC in What a bleak horrible future we live in.What are you talking about, goyim? The future is looking great!
There are more mudsharks than ever before.
Feminism is helping to make more women into drug addicted promiscuous sluts or obese cat ladies with no shame.
Being anti white and cuck is considered cool in today's youth.
More men are becoming emasculated faggots and women are becoming masculine football fans.
Movies and television have more rich douchebags and token niggers in almost every show.
White birthrates are declining and Europe is being culturally enriched and transformed into a muzzie nigger paradise.
The president is an anti white commie nigger and the next president will be a feminist that loves the BLM nigs and has people 'silenced'.
I love the future!
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2016-07-16 at 5:04 PM UTC in Sploo's intense week (MUST READ: 1 Hour+ of quality content)
see all y'all in a month
Have fun, pookie. Don't forget to hide nutmeg and dollar store cold medicine up your ass before they lock you up.