Posts by RandyCain

1. 2023-10-17 at 12:17 AM UTC in Secretly I'm Attracted To You.
   

   RandyCain Houston
   The only thing good that I ever got from a woman was a divorce.
2. 2023-10-16 at 11:37 PM UTC in Pay Day 3
   

   RandyCain Houston

   Originally posted by maddie Is this thread about the candy bar? I cba to read above.

   
   If you like chocolate nuts do I got something for you.
3. 2023-10-16 at 11:24 PM UTC in Pay Day 3
   

   RandyCain Houston
   Us men are talking about video games.
   
   Get your stupid ass back in the box.
   
4. 2023-10-16 at 5:33 PM UTC in Pay Day 3
   

   RandyCain Houston
   They call me Rampagin' Randy and I'm going balls deep in your momma's safety deposit box baby.
   I'll be practicing online for irl nigga life.
   Imma rob people like my orphaned loser daughter Candyrein.
   Who's down to get paid?
5. 2023-10-14 at 5:35 PM UTC in SS SNIPER WOLF drama alert!!!!
   

   RandyCain Houston

   Originally posted by Meikai I wish I had fake tits.

   
   You've got real ones.
6. 2023-10-14 at 11:57 AM UTC in Post some foreign indulgences
   

   RandyCain Houston

   Originally posted by RIPtotse mega waste of money
   
   i just got lole 25.5 fl oz of unenhancemented organic eboo for 7 and enhancemented organic evoo for 5 on sale
   
   and here you are buying soybean oil formed into ritz crackers
   
   smdh

   
   Shut up fat boi
   
   Bring in the Asians.
   WYA Aldra?
7. 2023-10-13 at 8:29 PM UTC in RandyCain's Helpin' Hoes Hotline
   

   RandyCain Houston

   Originally posted by totse2118 fuck u nigga

   
   Oh woops. I posted your number by accident.
   My bad bromo.
   I owe you some corn on the curb.
8. 2023-10-13 at 7:02 PM UTC in Put a shoutbox on the site
   

   RandyCain Houston
   How about NIS Omegle?
9. 2023-10-13 at 7 PM UTC in RandyCain's Helpin' Hoes Hotline
   

   RandyCain Houston
   (720) 648-4194
   HMU day or night.
   I wanna hear from YOU!
   Best advice guaranteed nigga
10. 2023-10-12 at 1:16 AM UTC in damm kingoffrogs
    

    RandyCain Houston
    IMAGINE TAKING THE MAKEUP OFF THEM AND THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE THIS
    
    
11. 2023-10-11 at 10:22 PM UTC in Fucking Fat White Booty
    

    RandyCain Houston
    I got poop in my teeth.
    Poop in my hair.
    My knife in a sheath.
    Shooting my gun in the air.
    Gotta love the poop.
    It's my favorite favorite hole.
    I swish the basketball in the hoop.
    Gangsta nigga is my role.
12. 2023-10-11 at 10:15 PM UTC in Fucking Fat White Booty
    

    RandyCain Houston
    I love how it claps.
    I love how it slaps.
    Squeezing those big booty cheeks and playing with that booty hole.
    It taste so gross but it feels so fun.
    I wish I lived on a booty hole nom nom nom
13. 2023-10-11 at 10:10 PM UTC in Crap
    

    RandyCain Houston
    
    
    Nailed it!
14. 2023-10-11 at 7:23 PM UTC in I am thankful for mobile phone videos
    

    RandyCain Houston

    Originally posted by Rape Monster One day a crane like that will have to lift me out of my house

    
    When I some doing cain maybe I'll buy a crane.
    I'll be known as RandyCrane picker upper of fat chicks.
15. 2023-10-11 at 3:14 PM UTC in I am thankful for mobile phone videos
    

    RandyCain Houston
    That piece of machinery has a better chance at swimming than my black ass.
16. 2023-10-11 at 3:10 PM UTC in Post your favorite rap verses
    

    RandyCain Houston
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17. 2023-10-10 at 10:19 PM UTC in My friend is in the mental hospital again
    

    RandyCain Houston
    OP cums in guy butts.
18. 2023-10-10 at 5:29 PM UTC in Becoming a professional gamer, for lanny, my story
    

    RandyCain Houston

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny should have told him you never expected yourself to be a child molestor too.
    
    then proceed to molest him.
    
    he deserved it.

    
    
    What if he answered the door naked?
    And he was already holding a pizza. It was a stuffed crust pizza and he asked if you wanted stuffed too.
    Then you both suck each other's bread sticks and eat out each other's chocolate lava cakes.
    Then the ninja turtles cum...
    
    What if he answered the door naked?
19. 2023-10-09 at 11:07 PM UTC in Israel sucks jedis suck
    

    RandyCain Houston
    I just watched all those vids and imo it's all staged.
20. 2023-10-09 at 9:31 PM UTC in Israel sucks jedis suck
    

    RandyCain Houston

    Originally posted by totse2118

    
    That's got to be the stupidest shit I've ever seen.
    If they raise my taxes even more because some bitches with curly side burns tried to go see Saddam Hussies rock in a box I'll be soooooo pissed off forever.