Posts by RandyCain

1. 2024-06-14 at 8:59 AM UTC in I have a bad habit of eating when I don’t know what to do with myself. I’ve done this to the point I am what’s medically defined as “fat”.
   

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   I just bought an enormous supply of bootleg bathtub ozempic from my dealer and I have it in a milk jug. I’m supposed to load it into syringes myself but fuck that I’m just gonna drink the motherfucker in one go. I will take pics of my skinny self in the morning. Twink Fontaine will rise.
2. 2024-06-13 at 7:44 PM UTC in Enigma's Fortune Telling Thread
   

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   "You're going to suck a dick today!"
   The wizard has spoken 🪄
3. 2024-06-13 at 12:36 PM UTC in The on and off will they won’t they they have with Frenchie and Kimiko is getting annoying now tbh.
   

   RandyCain Houston
   Like just pick a lane and stick with it already.
4. 2024-06-12 at 5:28 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
   

   RandyCain Houston

   Originally posted by Enigma lol ooo ya spread that polish femboy ass!!!

   Huh!
5. 2024-06-12 at 1:25 AM UTC in Guns are unsafe and should be banned 🚫
   

   RandyCain Houston

   Originally posted by Elbow Kontrargument: broń palna jest kozacka.

   
   You make my gun want to shoot you.
6. 2024-06-11 at 9:52 PM UTC in Guns are unsafe and should be banned 🚫
   

   RandyCain Houston
   Guns are really loud and they hurt to shoot in rapid succession. They get really fucking hot. The whole experience of firing a gun is a shock to the system fundamentally. I would say over the past 6 years I’ve gotten pretty proficient with firearms especially handguns. But I hate everything about using them. It’s just a thing I know I have to be educated in god forbid.
   
   If there were no guns (except for police and army guns) there would be no crime.
7. 2024-06-11 at 5:24 PM UTC in 2nd Annual NiS video chat and partyline
   

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   Kinkou, plz pm me a link to join.
   Thanks
8. 2024-06-10 at 7:22 PM UTC in This insane boomer is obsessed with me because I committed the cardinal sin of being adversarial to his worldview lmao.
   

   RandyCain Houston
   Gotta admit, Rick. Ya never looked better!
9. 2024-06-10 at 11:53 AM UTC in Why the fuck does Friendly’s sell Lobster???
   

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10. 2024-06-09 at 10:35 PM UTC in Rick Simpson when he’s too busy to reply to me
    

    RandyCain Houston

    Originally posted by Elbow who
    
    tf
    
    rick
    
    simson

    
    In the hospital for asthma again
11. 2024-06-09 at 10 PM UTC in Everyone laugh at the queen of englands stupid fuckin Dutch boy hairdo. She looks like she sits on a paint can all day and watches her husband take dick on the sidewalk.
    

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12. 2024-06-09 at 9:49 PM UTC in Rick Simpson when he’s too busy to reply to me
    

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13. 2024-06-09 at 11:52 AM UTC in Rick Simpson and their dad awaiting the news if he’s pregnant with Gibson Casians baby
    

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14. 2024-06-09 at 7:43 AM UTC in Rick Simpson this guy really wants to meet you. I know him from work. HMU for his number
    

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15. 2024-06-08 at 10:51 PM UTC in Rick Simpson @ his neighbors
    

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16. 2024-06-08 at 6:45 PM UTC in Dissociator aka Joe Zeller R.I.P.
    

    RandyCain Houston

    Originally posted by Kinks I'M SOBER RIGHT MEOW

    
    You are so messed up on drugs you have become legally retarded.
17. 2024-06-08 at 5:37 PM UTC in Your average man in Rick Simpsons house
    

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18. 2024-05-17 at 1:26 PM UTC in Dissociator aka Joe Zeller R.I.P.
    

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    She's from New Jersey.
    Stalk better.
19. 2024-05-17 at 12:59 PM UTC in Dissociator aka Joe Zeller R.I.P.
    

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    Id like to make a triangle out of her.
20. 2024-05-17 at 12:31 PM UTC in Dissociator aka Joe Zeller R.I.P.
    

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    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    
    
    
    Dead boy's mom is fine AF.