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Posts by RandyCain

  1. RandyCain Houston
    Or ask a user.
  2. RandyCain Houston
    Originally posted by Kingoftoes Went to test the pressure in my tires today, was greeted with an astounding 20 PSI in my front passenger side tire and 30 in the others. Will have to probably get a new set of front tires for like 200$

    Or just fix it with a tire plug, new valve stem or a used tire. Fuck burrito boy, just fill it with vinegrete ass hole.
  3. RandyCain Houston
    If he already cut it off for me I would buy if I had to wake up, have my penis cut off and eat it id rather die.
  4. RandyCain Houston
    Originally posted by igbo please please please please tell me that you're trolling.

    You see how mad Kafka is...
    This is why dogs bite people.
    Bust a dog's nut. It's better than giving it a fucking milk bone.
  5. RandyCain Houston
    I think it's cruel people keep pets but don't let them get off.
    I don't have any pets but if I did id buy my dog a whore to suck his dick.
    If I had a cat id buy a whore to eat it's cat ass.
    If I had a hamster id buy one of the little vibrating fingers Kafka likes and let it sit on it.
  6. RandyCain Houston
    I was shoplifting and my phone fell outta my pocket.
    It fell under this woman wearing a skirt.
    And the video was recording for some reason.
    I gotta go to court again on the 11th.
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    Crispy, will you go to homecoming with me?


    That picture is a little older but I still look the same.
  9. RandyCain Houston
    Yo fuck dawg, is that guys body the dude's body from the movie Misery where that fat chick hobbles him?
  10. RandyCain Houston
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    Hot
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    Elden Ring with a mod that makes everyone nice and we all just have a good time together and eat sandwiches I get from DoorDash
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    delte
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    delte
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    Japenaro peppers
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    All I ate last week is mushrooms.
  17. RandyCain Houston
    Frenchie and Kimiko aint even in a love triangle. This shits a love dodecahedron at this point.
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    Motherfuck yeah
  19. RandyCain Houston
    I now sound like Ben Stein and can’t do anything outrageous.
  20. RandyCain Houston
    and I’m telling you right now I hate stoner culture more than a 1930s Alabama preacher. I asked my mom for socks for Christmas and she got me a huge pack of pot leaf socks thinking I’d like them and I traded them to somebody on New Jersey transit for his wrapped sealed bagel Taylor ham sandwich.

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