If I saw Super Mario come true in my house and be real, I would pick him up and shake him really hard until he threw up and died. Not in my fuckin house.
It’s the only way for me to feel anything anymore. The moment this stops doing it for me I’m just gonna lube up the garbage disposal.
Fuck that. I hate how loose they are with Compound V. Now it can be used to save people who are legally brain dead. Fuck that.
Bruh Soldier Boy and Queen Maeve have been shown using all sorts of drugs that affect them down to fucking weed. Plot hole.
I have this constant intrusive thought to just rest my flaccid dick on a flat top grill like SpongeBob cooks on and listen to it sizzle.
2024-06-19 at 12:55 AM UTC
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My favorite Kenny versus Spenny story is how somebody thought that Spenny was fucking his ex-girlfriend and it turned out that this guy just made this up in his mind and his ex-girlfriend had absolutely no connection to Spenny in any way shape or form whatsoever and he was ready to go to this house and kill Spenny, and he had rope and butane and a picture of Spenny on the dashboard with a screwdriver stabbed into it
TikTok influencer: “What’s gonna happen if the Israelis defy you?”
Joe Biden: “A lot.”
TikTok influencer: “Are you gonna cut off funding?”
Joe Biden: *goes virtually silent and looks away from them as they’re forced out by secret service*
-A real interaction I just watched
2024-06-19 at 12:50 AM UTC
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I’m taking this dickheads shoes.
File a fucking police report, I’ll be out in days. You won’t want them back, cocksucker. Trust and believe.
I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the great contributions of the black community to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature makes them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture. Their child-rearing practices and skills mixed with their unparalleled work ethic are second to none. Their rationale and logical thought toward circumstances coupled with their innate capability to de-escalate situations is to be envied and coveted. Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people. Real estate values are fueled by the mix of African-Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nature of these communities, an example of all they have achieved through their enthusiasm for self-improvement, hard work and a self-reliant nature. Without their industrious and creative drive, we would be poorer as a nation.😊
But I also don’t wanna cook the Newmans Own frozen pizza because it’s a “backup meal”. A pizza impasse.
Will someone please tell me what it is?
They won't do anything.
It's gay pride month man...
